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On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off

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Boffin

Re: Words that strike terror in the heart of anyone oncall

When I worked for a pharma company, my phone would start going crazy at about 4, that was about the time the scientists finished in the lab and started using their computers to analyse the data

Microsoft researchers find AI models and agents can't handle long-running tasks

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Alien

Re: Quantum Communication ..... AI@ITs Work, REST and Play

You must be new here!

Amanfrommars even used to have his own dedicated icon! These days we have to make do with this one...

NHS England confirms: Palantir staff can access patient data

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Re: I don't blame them.

If I remember my Oracle correctly, they even have the sysoper role for this very purpose

Lab worker built a fake PC to nuke his lunch

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Boffin

In the old building of biology department at the local university, they used to have a fridge in a old SGI server, I was rather jealous!

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

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Alien

Re: A pox on the lot of them

To be fair, they're trying quite hard to mess things up by replacing the knobs with touchscreens in cars

BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom

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Re: That ominous silence

I worked somewhere that had a data centre in a building built in the 70s, there was an outage as the cable burnt out. Turns out that the company putting the cable in had put in a lower capacity cable and billed them for the full capacity cable...

Young evil genius forces hamster to run on wheel to power his gadgets

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Coat

Oh, you Daily Star, that was good

Musk has never built a wafer fab, but he wants to burn $119B on one anyway

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Alien

Re: "orbital AI datacenters"

Cloud computing is big, space computing is so big it's above the atmosphere

AWS lets agents drive its virtual cloudy desktops – which could cost 500,000 tokens per click if used carelessly

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Re: Experimental madness

The electricity consumption will raise prices for everyone and the extra CO2 will help destroy our environment...

1 in 8 employees totally cool with selling work credentials

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Headmaster

Re: Well, honestly this seems plausible?

In this case I suspect its use is correct

Palantir CEO: 10 percent of the world 'professionally hates us'

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Childcatcher

Re: Mr. Karp, please dine on excrement and expire.

See You Next Tuesday?

Brit mathematician lets AI agent loose with credit card – cue password leaks, CAPTCHA chaos and more

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Childcatcher

"*ducks*"

Well at least that's one word you haven't messed up (yet)

If the vote you rocked, your personal info can be grokked

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Stop

Which country?

Yet another article on here that's about the USA, but doesn't make it clear...

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

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Pint

Re: Been there done that, but it wasn't me

Too many of those "beverage of choice" and enabling the DHCP server would seem like a good idea!

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Facepalm

Re: Been there done that, but it wasn't me

So it was you!

I had to deal with the fallout from someone doing this a few years ago. We never found the culprit...

Royal Navy chief backs drones, autonomous weapons in ‘Hybrid Navy’

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UK pensions dept goes shopping for spy-van tech with £2M surveillance tender

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Re: Riiiight

I have a friend who went through an assessment for her PIP renewal (despite her consultant doctor advising the DWP against it). The process was so traumatic for her that she ended up in psychiatric hospital. She (thanks to the help of her MP) did manage to keep the PIP, but any potential saving in PIP was dwarfed by the cost of inpatient care for months... Moreover, before this happened she was employed, after she was released from hospital she was unemployed until she recovered enough to work again and therefore got even more money from the state compared to if the DWP have done nothing.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Re: How many excel users does it take to mark a column as numeric?

I'll tell you on Sept2

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Facepalm

Re: Had something like this once with a client

I once worked for a company whose software stored metadata with each lab result, one customer made their database run like a dog by putting in temperature to IIRC 5 decimal places. The DB was designed for storing a few 10s or 100s of value in here and you can imagine how big it got.

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Coat

> So in this case, does the concept of a weighted average indicate the heft of the 2x4 or baseball bat you need to use to get the concept across?

That's mean

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Trollface

Re: "My solution just loaded a file with the first 10k known primes"

No, because he got the maths correct

Finance company stores DB credentials in helpfully labeled spreadsheet

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> There are some advantages to being a Scotsman.

Is that a Kilt switch?

Fujitsu confirms mainframe biz to die in 2035, in time for quantum AI supercomputers to take over

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Unhappy

What's that on the Horizon?

2035? Probably sooner that they compensate the subpostmasters...

Australia threatens tech companies with 2.25 percent tax if they don’t pay publishers

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Childcatcher

and meets professional standards ... The Register is not eligible to participate.

You're being a bit hard on yourselves there...

To fix this Wi-Fi network, we'll need a crane

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Re: Listen carefully

A friend's wedding had a bomb planted by the IRA, neither him nor his wife had any connection to the security forces at all. Apparently one of Britain's crappier tabloids kept phoning guests trying to get information....

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Alien

> Especially when they could have just said "10 year olds through to 17 year olds" or whatever the numbers should be. Universal measures are useful.

This sounds like America so they'd probably think it sounds too like metric units and use something nonsensical and assume it's the worldwide standard (see also dates, paper sizes etc)

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Maybe the Chopper could have helped with the trees

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Devil

Re: Why only temporary move for the Windows laptops?

Kids to 2.4GHz

Staff to 5GHz

IT and friends to 6GHz

Can we have the BOFH icon black please!

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Unhappy

I was working near a university which was targeted by animal rights people. The bomb threats were usually phoned to the Samaritans!!!

Context: Samaritans are a UK charity which provides volunteers who listen without prejudice and judgement to people in mental health crisis

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Boffin

Re: Pile drivers, cameras, and microscopes don't mix

I used to work next to a factory building that was being demolished. The basement was so solid they didn't really know how to get rid of it. Eventually they tried explosives, but it didn't do much. So they went into Full Clarkson Mode™ and used more. They put the warning siren on so lots of excited geeks rushed to the side of the building to watch, all of whom ducked when a shower of stones hit the side of our building.

They later decided to cancel the explosives as apparently it took out sensitive experiments in a nearby lab building - not because a load of geeks nearly got a shower of stones!

The Navy's autonomous carrier-based refueling drone has finally flown

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Pirate

"The Navy's autonomous carrier-based refueling drone has finally flown"

Swapping "The" to "US" would have made the headline a lot clearer or even to "Merkin"

BOFH: Arrr, I smell piracy ... and it's comin' from a machine with executive privileges

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Pirate

A few years ago, a colleague got a stern email from IT saying they'd found MP3s on her computer and that they needed to be deleted ASAP or her manager/HR would be informed...

The selfsame IT guy then came to her desk and told her to leave them there until the next day before deleting them "in case she had anything good"

Thunderbird in hand worth 2 Outlooks as fresh FOSS fave and Firefox arrive

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Boffin

Re: Am I the only one?

FAB

England's school phone ban gets teeth, just in time to bite no one

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Trollface

Re: in my day, teachers regularly confiscated calculators, catapults and god knows what

My teacher was from the north - he could speak English properly, but for some reason spoke French with a Yorkshire accent

France's 'Secure' ID agency probes breach as crooks claim 19M records

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Windows

Re: Living and working in France...

Deutsche Bahn would like a word...

Late train icon -->

World's blandest man steps down from CEO job to spend more time in tastefully appointed home

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Re: "Apple's stock is up over 18-fold. Annual revenues and profit have grown roughly 4x"

Or how modern society rewards capital rather than labour

You too can build a nuclear battery from junk you have lying around the house

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Re: Youtuber makes clickbait video

Was that on the old NTKMart?

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Coat

You mean a BT particle surely...

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Mushroom

Nope, fusion

See nuclear fusion icon -->

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Re: Youtuber makes clickbait video

> Why is this on the Reg?

Aren't you amped about it?

AI is reshaping Britain's datacenter map away from London

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Re: East Anglia would make more sense

But also one of the warmest areas of the country

Ex-Microsoft engineer believes Azure problems stem from talent exodus

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Re: Remember Great Britain?

> It was also humorous to see requirements for knowing, in depth, that company's proprietary internal software.

To me this says "We already have someone, but we're obliged to advertise it externally"

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

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Holmes

Re: A tidy desk ...

I used to be mega-organised with all my finance stuff, I could go back and find a bill in seconds. Then one day I thought to myself "When was the last time I needed to find a bank statement from 2009?" and stopped pretty much immediately! Now I just scan the stuff I know I'll need for my tax return and then dump everything into a file. The end result is that I don't waste time on pointless organisation.

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Coat

I hope they learnt from their mistake and it didn't happen mice

AI quota inflation is no token effort. It's baked in

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Pint

The token effort headline -->

Support tech caught by 'Technician Aura': the bug that only hides when you're watching

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I had a car that was so unreliable that when it finally became uneconomic to repair I donated it to the local fire brigade to teach it a lesson...

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Re: We call her Ruth

I have that "problem" too, it means I often get asked to be on pilots

Would you like fries with that terminal?

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Headmaster

Re: This is Linux ... I know this!

SGI am going to be the one to point out that it was Unix, not Linux!

Locked-out iPhone user tells The Reg that Apple is scrambling to fix character flaw passcode bug

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Alien

Re: Silly question as a non iPhone user

> The only way out is a factory reset and then restore from backup.

It said in the original story that he deliberately didn't enable cloud backups