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This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

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Re: Lucky the text didn't default to Chinese

In a past life I was a software tester. One of the supported languages was Japanese, I used to be able to do Oracle installs by remembering which the right buttons and dialogues were in the installer.

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So you're giving us the boot?

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That's well Jackson

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I don't think I like the anti-Chinese Bios in this story

Angry bug hunter with Microsoft beef drops new Windows 0-day

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Revenge is a dish best served code

Superb Ms Lyons

Next stop, C:\ ... Paris Metro screen goes off the tracks

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Please could we have the Paris icon back, it'd be perfect for this story

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Was the webserver running Ruby on Rails?

Apple's Orwellian device controls for tots also mean more work for parents

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Re: Bring back the mags

I assume you were reading the former for the Roald Dahl stories[0]

[0] Seriously

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Re: From my experience

Some kids have worked out how to point the phone at their parents to unlock using FaceID. This is one reason that a colleague is holding onto his TouchID iphone for as long as possible.

History of CentOS: How a biochemist's Linux hobby project became the enterprise world's default operating system

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Re: Caos and Warewulf

My introduction to HPC was an HPC-specific distro called Rocks which wrapped Centos with a clever BitTorrent-based deployment mechanism along with a few other nice HPC bits and bobs.

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Re: SGI

I started working at a research facility at about this time. The computational chemists were very unhappily moving off the SGI boxen to Linux workstations[0] and the bioinformatics folks were moving off Solaris boxen to Linux servers.

[0] They seemed to resent moving off colourful SGI workstations that cost more than many people's salary onto dull HP workstations

Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug

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So it turned out OK Evantually

Oxford Uni student data pwned yet again - this time via career platform breach

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Not just Jesus, all Oxford's colleges

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Re: Minor this time.

At the Other Place, people used to steal and sell the paper phone directories to reps etc

Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes

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Re: Microswat

Ahh, some thinking outside of the Xbox thinking

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Re: Microswat

How do you think the Microswat team would gain Access to the building?

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

> I also sat in the top of a tall tree and looked down into the cockpit of a Tornado who was quite literally skimming the tops of the hedges

I hope the Tornado put its undercarriage up to let the Buccaneer through

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Somewhere I used to work had an attic where we kept spares etc. The attic itself was about a metre higher than the exit of the main lift so they'd put a scissor lift in. One day the Health and Safety gods declared this was dangerous and mandatory annual training was required. The end result of this was that people carried heavy things up and down the stairs adjacent to the scissor lift which was probably more dangerous...

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

A little known fact about the bible was that Moses parted the sea so he could fly his Buccaneer through

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

> And, although he had found the location, he realised he had made many turns on tracks, around fields and ditches, could we help in returning him to the main (!) road?

Was he really RAF? If so then he'd have been asking directions to the nearest hotel...

Gigabyte packs 40 Intel Lunar Lake PCs in a pizza box

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Re: Memory

Yeah, it's a DIMM outlook...

Brit regulator finds mobile network service on trains is far from first class

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Re: You have working trains?

Are you living in Germany?

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Last year I needed to travel back to the UK with fixed dates. I'd done the journey before on the aeroplane and got surprisingly little work done (contractor said paid by the hour). I thought I'd try taking the railway instead so I can a) work longer, b) enjoy it more and c) have a nice lunch in Paris[0].

In the end I found I could work well on the TGV and in the Eurostar terminal in Paris. Surprisingly, I could also do work in most of the Chunnel. Once the train was in Kent it kept dropping, south of London I found it to be unusable. Overall, I made a "profit" as I could work more than whilst flying which more than made up for the extra cost[1]. Had the signal been better then I would have been able to work more.

[0] Where the hell is the Paris icon when I need her?

[1] I can see how the Paris - London leg could attract a premium price, but coming from the rest of France is a lot less convenient than flying. If we're going to cut CO2 emissions then surely the cost of doing journeys like these need to fall

GOV.UK goes Dutch on payments as it dumps Stripe

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Re: Stripe is USAian

Or maybe one of the Isles of Scilly, maybe two at a push if it's Saturday night and both the cops are in the pub...

Angry devs vow to flee GitHub Copilot as metered billing takes hold

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Re: Who could have predicted this would be a bait and switch?

I assume that the same sex dating sites screw[0] their customers in the same way the ones targeting straight people do. Maybe there are also extra things they do too.

I'm guessing (like me) that the OP is straight and therefore doesn't know much about the gay sites.

[0] Pun intended

All the passwords were stored in Active Directory description fields

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Once in AD, the hackers found plenty of passwords, which came with full domain access. They used this access to delete all the backups and execute ransomware. In total, the crimes put 2000+ users out of action by encrypting Hyper-V hypervisors and their hosts. The company was taken offline for months.

Wow, I'm surprised the Company survived at all

The we used to have IT icon -->

'Resistance is futile,' says Qualcomm CEO. AI agents will be become invisible, inescapable, follow you across devices

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Big Brother

"As you didn't subscribe to our UV filter option, we sold your information to the cataract surgeons and you can get a 10% discount for a limited time"

Peter Mandelson invited UK PM to meet Palantir's Thiel

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Re: Corrupt

Slight problem: When does he visit Clacton?

Microsoft reaches for olive branch after public dustup with 0-day researcher

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And not forgetting the Copilot integration

Putin sends submarines to survey Britain's subsea cables. UK deploys Royal Navy, mobilizes parliamentary draftsmen

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Re: Trembling

Britain didn't send a single anti-submarine frigate to the recent NATO exercise and sent an aircraft carrier with only four helicopters. Our only active attack submarine is undergoing maintenance.

I suspect that Putin hasn't stopped laughing

Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident

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I used to help organise a meeting for the local datascientists with the local universities and other research facilities. The unis just booked a room and nipped to the supermarket for crisps and beer. The company I worked for had some agreement signed with a catering company that said that we could only get food and drinks through them. That meant we had to hire them which included having two people handing the food and drink out and a huge markup on the drinks which ended up costing loads; we only offered to host it once...

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Yes, a good segment

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A pithy comment

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I'm pleased you could squeeze that in

Russian oligarch's financial network crashed thanks to a crank and a cleaner

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I bet that Chandelier cost a packet to replace

MyPillow must decide whether to be firm or soft as ransomware crims demand pay

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Duvet pay or not?

Company CEO flooded file share with smut, called for help after he deleted it

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Facepalm

When I did lab IT support, I was trying to make a machine called a Crystal 16 work. I can't remember what the problem was, but I remember unthinkingly putting that into Google and regretting it! I did message my boss to CYA as I didn't want people thinking I was googling for dodgy photos in the office.

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Re: Never understood those that use work devices as personal ones - or hand them to family

When a former employer deployed MTM scanning of all work traffic, the edict came out that no personal things at all were allowed on Company computers; however, you could do this stuff on the phones if you like. The Company Outlook / Edge were locked down on the devices though. That seemed like a reasonably pragmatic solution.

Pope Leo warns AI boom can give Big Tech and the people who run it too much power

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Is the Pope catholic?

Big Tech extracts retirement-scale wealth from UK internet users, research shows

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Big Brother

A reminder: the Consent-O-Matic browser plugin will automatically fill out many of the GDPR forms

AT&T sues to ditch Cali copper phone lines to save billions

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Re: Ham on wry.

> A ham rig is great but can it get you 911 service?

Well, ham comes from pigs

BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has

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Re: No BOFH on the front page.

I use the RSS feeds for the same reason

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No BOFH on the front page.

BOFH is one of the highlights of the Register, why doesn't it have a heading on the new front page?

Marketing demanded IT add website feature that was already working

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Sounds like there's hell to Apple Pay

UK.gov hikes health AI tender by 400% – and hundreds of millions – after a chat with suppliers

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Re: Man asks car salesman how much he should pay

I've no i-gear

Even Claude agrees: hole in its sandbox was real and dangerous

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Re: We're cooked

Eggcelent

Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage

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Was it written in Ruby on Rails?

AMD says its $4K Ryzen AI Halo workstation practically pays for itself

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Re: DOOM

It could in a Crysis

Frustrated franchisee sues Pizza Hut over crappy kitchen AI

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Re: The food was cold?

It was a bit cheesy though

F-35 software delays leave UK buying time with US glide bombs

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Re: Memory Lane

I didn't always agree with him, but he was an entertaining writer. Sadly, most of the distinctive Vultures aren't here any more.