* Posts by Korev

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BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

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"Chop, chop!" I say, as the lift resumes its journey up to Beancounter Central. "You've got a personal tragedy to avert."

Makes you wonder if the BOFH is going to have some fun with his axe...

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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Re: Education or occupation don't matter

This should be investigated, we need a pilot study

Apple Mac sales break records amid ex-86-odus to Arm-compatible M1 silicon

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Facepalm

ex-86 even

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A pint for x-86 -->

Refresh? No, F5 says supply of networking chips is still awful, getting worse...

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Why don't F5 keep pressing F5 on their suppliers' website until something becomes available?

How to polish the bottom line? Microsoft makes it really hard to claim expenses, say staffers

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> Upvote for the pun, but Concur (especially with the ExpensIT (sp?) add-on) is pretty slick to use.

Yeah, I did feel slightly bad about making it. Concur is a big improvement over the SAP-based monstrosity that we used before replaced.

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We no longer need to scan receipts under 25CHF, but we still need to enter an itemise each one - (as you say) this probably costs more to the company than the actual expense.

I do wonder if these rules are dreamt up by people senior enough to have secretaries who enter the expenses for them...

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I Concur, expense systems can be hard to use...

It's more than 20 years since Steps topped the charts. It could be less than that for STEP's first fusion energy

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Re: I thought ....

Now, now sun...

Running Windows 10? Microsoft is preparing to fire up the update engines

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Does ctrl + shift + esc still work?

Icon in case escape doesn't work...

Behold! The first line of defence for 25% of the US nuclear stockpile: Dolphins

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A fishing email...

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Re: It makes sense to use Dolphins as the last line of defence.

They're amazing creatures, they love have fin a laugh...

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Uncle Sam has 9,962 nuclear warheads at his disposal if he wished to make life on Earth considerably worse than it already is.

On the upside it'd end the Corona Pandemic...

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That story's fascinating, you Orca read it...

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

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That's why lab chemists do NMR (Nuclear Magnetic Resonance) spectroscopy on their molecules but when the same technology is scaled to human size they call it MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) to avoid scaring people...

Pop quiz: The network team didn't make your change. The server is in a locked room. What do you do?

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Re: Under the floor

We arrived on Monday to find the workmen had finished building the partition, but we could not get into the "machine" side

You were making life hard for yourselves, using fdisk to make the partitions would have been much easier

Joint European Torus celebrates 100,000 pulses: Neither Brexit nor middle age has stopped '80s era experiment

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Re: 40 years in the making

It' synchronised with the year of Linux on the desktop...

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I hope they celebrated with fission chips for dinner...

UKCloud acquired: Public sector specialist finally bags investment from current chair and private equity after reporting steep losses

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WTF?

It's a shame the government seems so keen to spend its money on services from "tax efficient" Cloud vendors and not support British companies

McAfee's and FireEye rename themselves ‘Trellix’

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You were the 2nd person to post that, but yours was funnier, have an upvote anyway

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Re: trellix.io

I did feel sorry for them until I saw "Holismus" and Diversitas" listed on their about page.

Yes, from orbit -->

Red Cross forced to shutter family reunion service following cyberattack and data leak

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Red Cross forced to shutter family reunion service following cyberattack and data leak

What's wrong with the word "shut"?

SUSE announces 'tech and support' product Liberty Linux

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The idea is that, now that the End-of-Life for CentOS Linux 8 has passed, users have a new path forward, rather than switching distros

Surely most organisations that cared about being on an updated OS would have already moved to something else and the ones still on CentOS 8 don't care. This would have been timed much better if it had happened before CentOS8 EOL. Other than that it's a good idea

Billionaires see wealth double during pandemic as tech bros lead the charge

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> Did they mention that Musk is going to pay something more than 10 billion dollars in taxes next year?

What proportion of his income is that?

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I used to find the articles from Warstall, Page etc. interesting even if I didn't always agree with them. It'd be nice to have more stories like that.

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It would have been good if the article had mentioned that Gates stands alone in the group (I think) as someone who actually trying to use his wealth to benefit humanity with his foundation. The others seem more content on playing with rockets and yachts though...

What happened to the Gates Halo* icon?

*pun unapologetically intended

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

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And B should pay you for your home office, heating, electricity etc.

Tonga takes to radio, satellite, motorboat comms to restore communications after massive volcano blast and tsunami

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Thanks for the link and explanation.

It makes for depressing reading...

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There must be a reason why the Tongan government didn't sign before, does anyone know what it is? I can envisage scenarios from the contract being very much in favour of Kacific to incompetence on behalf of Tonga's government.

UK police lack framework for adopting new tech like AI and face recognition, Lords told

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Re: Bush:Tree Tree:Bush?

I wonder if the machine learning code was written in Monty Python...

Microsoft seems intent on buying the gaming industry with $68.7bn purchase of troubled Activision Blizzard

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> As a long-term Playstation owner with a Mac all these MS purchases are starting to worry me some

The latest Office update made its way onto my Mac a couple of days ago. MS are quite happy to sell things for other platforms if they can make money...

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Surely business is the last main foothold for Windows? Most gamers these days are on consoles (including one from MS)

Bug in WebKit's IndexedDB implementation makes Safari 15 leak Google account info... and more

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Re: Whatever

Me too, also the reason why I switched from Android to iPhone

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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I'm sure "normal people" would get a bit confused by that... It's nothing that an if statement couldn't fix though...

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: I say it's plausible

>These puns are just fowl

No, they are eggcellent...

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Re: I say it's plausible

> The DR plan I wrote for a data centre explicitly did not address nested failures. Would I have got away with it?

As long as you didn't crow about it...

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Re: I say it's plausible

The rule is: if you haven't tested it, it won't work.

So what you're saying is that you need a plan and you shouldn't just try to wing it...

Tesla Full Self-Driving videos prompt California's DMV to rethink policy on accidents

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Re: ROAD SIGNS

There was a Top Gear episode where they interviewed the woman who did the design of the signs. It was a while ago, but I remember it was rather interesting

Google splurging cash on UK offices to lure staffers back from the kitchen table

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Re: "team pods"

Maybe some udder reason...

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: SEP became MP

> You mean to say Rodent Removal isn't in you IT job spec?

It should be, pretty much every computer at my work has a mouse...

'Admin error': AWS in dead company data centre planning application snafu in Oxfordshire

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Re: Rather close together

I know a company a DC for DR hosting into Godalming a few years ago.

Also, if you read the Malcom Campbell page linked from the article then you'll learn where quite a few banks' DCs are.

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Re: The town of a thousand roundabouts ...

> It's Swindon that's got me beat!

THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (damn it)

(and Intel)

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Re: Rather close together

> Why on earth would AWS want to build 3 datacentres so close together? Bracknell, Didcot and Swindon are all basically on the M4.

So they have low latency between the sites so databases work, the network is fast etc etc.

It's the same reason why the banks have their backup DCs in London's commuter belt.

Games Workshop has chucked another £500k at entrenched ERP project with no end to epic battle in sight

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When you've got a Warhammer, everything looks like a nail

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

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Re: What a bunch of dopes

Yeah, a complete pain in the grass...

Open source maintainer threatens to throw in the towel if companies won't ante up

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I work for a very large company. It's almost impossible to get money for donations to projects, conferences etc. as it just doesn't seem to fit in with the "receive invoice, wait for ages, pay invoice" model of payments. I've tried to get small amounts of money and it is very hard. Interestingly the only people to have any kind money for this are the diversity and inclusion group, so people usually try to force some "Diversity" angle on things!

North Korea says it's launched a third hypersonic missile, this time reaching Mach 10

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It really is not happy about a hard-to-control state with nukes

Like the US?

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Re: Sure...

That'd Mach things much better

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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Re: Pebbles cloging the rover

They've still got to Yabba Dabba Do something though...

Another day, another ERP project behind schedule: This time it's Norfolk County Council and an Oracle system

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Re: Not a rhetorical question

To distinguish between the Haves and the Have Yachts