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An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: "You just broke the stock exchange"

I'd have said "Noah, the arc welder is your problem"...

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So the second guy was less Andy with the welder?

For the record: You just ordered me to cause a very expensive outage

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Re: "Norman" who is an electrical engineer by trade and during one phase of his career

Yeah, he sounded a bit wired...

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Re: "Norman" who is an electrical engineer by trade and during one phase of his career

The author obviously couldn't resist the joke...

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Re: Electrical Engineer?

Looks like we I need a "Whoosh" icon...

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Re: Electrical Engineer?

> an incompetent irish builder (with or without garden gnome inserted), would be more than capable of performing this task

I'm curious why you chose to put the nationality of the builder in...

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A couple more rounds of that fun game saw the boss start hurling F-bombs

Sadly that's often Norman behaviour these days...

American interest in electric vehicles short circuits for first time in four years

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Re: Right on the mark about Musk being responsible

> I find it very difficult to believe that people interested in buying a Tesla factor into their decision the political and personal opinions of Elon Musk.

I absolutely wouldn't buy a Tesla (or subscribe to Starlink) with him in charge. I've also more or less given up Twitter...

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Re: pure unicorn farts

I felt bad upvoting you!

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Microsoft blamed for million-plus patient record theft at US hospital giant

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Re: Two words, Internet Explorer

A friend used to use NTL and he said their network used to put the modems on a class C so you could browse "your" network to see who didn't have SMB locked down...

This was in Cambridge, where I assume the average level of technical knowledge was higher than most places...

Polyfill.io owner punches back at 'malicious defamation' amid domain shutdown

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Re: "The site owner claimed to have $50 million in funding"

You are lying all over the place. You claim to be based in the UK, so where's your office ? What's your VAT number ? Why is your phone number not a UK number ?

Oh come on, anyone who's ever done DIY knows it's legit...

'One Less Car' Uber bets a grand you'll ditch your wheels

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Re: Sounds good to me

I got rid of the car when I left the UK and within a couple of months had dropped a clothing size.

On the rare occasions I need a car I just hire one which seems expensive up front, but in reality is way cheaper than running my own.

Glastonbury to turn festivalgoer pee into eco-friendly fertilizer

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Re: "It is also nice that not everywhere smells like Paris"

This is The Register, he was probably talking about Ms Hilton...

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Don't give the "Influencers" ideas...

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Re: Now they are just taking the

Wee shall find out soon...

Alibaba Cloud reveals its datacenter design, homebrew network used for LLM training

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Yeah, but can it run Crysis?

US convicts crypto-robbing gang leader who kidnapped victims before draining their accounts

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Re: Rubber Hose Cryptanalysis

One of the big "advantages" Crypto types go on about is that it's outside of government control, amazing how when this kind of thing happens they're very happy to have support from the government's Police forces

Etched looks to challenge Nvidia with an ASIC purpose-built for transformer models

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How old fashioned...

I've been running Asics trainers for years...

British Airways blames T5 luggage chaos on fault 'outside of our control'

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Re: Has someone.....

It's always DNS...

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Re: Unloading baggage - how hard can it be?

The act itself is easy, you just need to get the men[0] to the right place at the right time which is a much harder problem (not a million miles away from the optimisation problem that caver_dave describes up above)

[0] I don't ever recall seeing a woman do this job

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Hopefully they've got a top priority suitcase open with Vodafone...

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Re: The baggage doesn't bother me any more...

Yeah, I remember seeing someone's wheelchair doing laps on a conveyor at Heathrow arrivals - the tag said Atlanta...

Yahoo! Japan to waive $189 million ad revenue after detecting fraudulent clicks

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Quite, in my head they're just the company whose email I check ever move or so in case someone sent anything to the address I used to us...

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Re: The title is no longer required.

Yes! Although! it's! Been! So! Long! Since! Yahoo! Were! Relevant! That! They've! Probably! Forgotten! The! Joke!

Want to save the planet from AI? Chuck in an FPGA and ditch the matrix

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Re: Just need more parameters…

I do a lot of financial numerical stuff and the weirdness in FP precision even when you have lots of bits to play with is something we have to pay close attention to otherwise the results can go very skew whiff.

I was involved in a biochemistry project that got hit by this a few years ago. Luckily for us it was very obvious as the models started outputting negative concentrations of a ligand around a receptor (which without a quick rewrite of the laws of physics can't exist).

Humanity's satellite habit could end up choking Earth's ozone layer

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If fire doesn't work then you just need more of it...

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What are you going Elon about?

DARPA searched for fields quantum computers really could revolutionize, with mixed results

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a land of quantum unicorns and rainbows awaits us all mere weeks after AI solves all the problems quantum computers were going to address.

Brilliant, a pint for the Mr Sharwood

Ollama drama as 'easy-to-exploit' critical flaw found in open source AI server

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Whipping the Ollama's ass?

Levi's and more affected in pants-dropping week of data breaches

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> Levi's said there's nothing to suggest any details have been abused yet

Surely it won't be long until the miscreants pocket some cash...

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Se Levi's don't have security in their jeans...

Meta, Microsoft SQL Server make strange bedfellows on a couch of cyber-pain

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[Databases a]re where the AI training data lives, they're where the ransomware raiders go to pillage. They hold our money, our health, our digital lives

Hang on, I thought that was Blockchain...

Snowflake breach snowballs as more victims, perps, come forward

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According to the Department of Justice, the Jetflicks crew operated since 2007 and acquired a massive library of television episodes "larger than the combined catalogs of Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, and Amazon Prime,"

Given that the streaming landscape is hugely fragmented these days which sucks for the customer[0], getting everything in one place sounds exactly what a customer would want

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[0] Why did Europe have to take the worst thing about American cable TV?

Admin took out a call center – and almost their career – with a cut and paste error

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Re: It would of course not do ...

Yes, it was a Hugh-ge mistake for him to not do it

BOFH: Why's the network so slow?

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Re: Mornington Crescent?

Frankly Chloe, I'd expect a player of your calibre to know that can only follow a move via Arnos Grove...

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Re: Mornington Crescent?

Well, that's clearly not allowed under the Ealing Broadway South Swap rules, had we been playing the North Swap then you'd have been fine (see icon)

The X Window System is still hanging on at 40

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I misread this as "The X Window System is still hanging at 40" and thought it was a bit of a harsh headline.

Coding error in forgotten API blamed for massive data breach

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Re: Did AI update the software?

> But I see AI as simple repeating the error methods

Well Optus Prime is a transformer

You're wrong, I'm right, and you're hiding the data that proves it

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Did the nerd burn the ISOs with Nero Burning Rom?

Brit watchdog gnawing on HPE's $14B buy of cable giant Juniper Networks

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Looks like Juniper would cost HPE a fair packet

Preventing another chip shortage on G7 summit agenda

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What about looking into the mysterious fires that seem to occur whenever DRAM prices seem to fall a bit far?

<<Wonders off in a tinfoil hat looking for chemtrails and avoiding the fake birds>>

Payoff from AI projects is 'dismal', biz leaders complain

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Re: Actually the most inappropriate applications

>but mostly they seem to be written at the same time, by the same people, and to the same dreadful standard as the rest of the documentation.

I once had "ownership" of a troublesome datascience system forced on me. A lot of the problems were self-inflicted, so every time I saw an issue twice I documented the hell out of it. This meant I just sent them the link and told them to come back if it's not fixed. After a while the data scientists started emailing the links to one another and the service desk also did the same. The end result was I could get on and do something useful and the data scientists could get back to work quicker. An added bonus was that any problems not in the FAQ were often hard enough to be fun to work on.

Student's flimsy bin bags blamed for latest NHS data breach

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Re: Inexcusable

> Even if the bags did rip, why had the documents not gone through a cross-cut shredder?

Exactly this.

I was once a temp in a [paper] health records library, over twenty years on I still recall the rules we had to work under (and I expect in this post-GDPR world they've got much stronger)

SAP customers may struggle to escape ECC before support shutters if they don't start now

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Re: Excuse me, but

I don't get how SAP can't see that a customer might think "Well if I have to migrate my ERP to another system then I could easily migrate to another vendor"...

At Apple, AI stands for 'Apple Intelligence' – and it's coming to everything

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Re: corrections

But the hard question: is it there, their or they're?

Study finds a quarter of bosses hoped RTO would make employees quit

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Re: And the interesting thing is...

> Here in the U.S., we have a decent number of heavier people who would be sweaty and miserable at anything over 20 degrees celsius.

I'm a [BMI] healthy weight and suffer from that exact problem. I've had discussions with the people who are always cold and asked them which item of clothing they'd like me to remove next (leaving me in my underwear)...

California upgrade company aims militarized 'Tactical' Cybertruck at police forces

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There was also this rather funny incident: where some cops got locked in their Tesla as their suspect cycled around the car making gestures at them (before crashing into the selfsame car)

EU grants €15M funding for ICARUS inflatable heat shield

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Re: “Inflatable heat shield”

Backside of the moon? There can't be any colonies there because it's flat like the earth and they'd just fall off the edge...

Oracle Java police start knocking on Fortune 200's doors for first time

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Re: If an organisation does not use Java SE ...

An upvote and a pint for the Private Eye reference