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Happy Sysadmin Day, the Bitlocker keys are in a bowl on top of the fridge

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Yeah quite, buying your own cattleprod is bull...

Customer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with it

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It's a fair cop...

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Henry never did try to discover why, or what happened. And didn't give it another thought other than as a story to share.

I guess there must have been a concrete reason for it...

AMD stalls Ryzen 9000 launch over poor chip quality

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I guess AMD want to be seen to be Ryzen above Intel...

X.org lone ranger rides to rescue multi-monitor refresh rates

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Re: Probably no one or anyone

An upvote and a pint for the Yes Minister quote

Facebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hell

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And the places that really hated their staff might have been running Windows ME

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When Facebook was that new, a lot of places still had people running XP in admin mode.

Icon because it was obviously a dumb thing even back then...

CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world

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Re: This will be fun for their marketing ..

What about Sellafield as the Windscale name is tarnished these days...

CrowdStrike shares sink as global IT outage savages systems worldwide

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Re: BSOD

I had three last week, it turns out it was a known issue with another vendor's security product and WSL...

Dangerous sandwiches delayed hardware installation

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> Well, if the sandwiches of the football fan came from (an) Arsenal, then they might have been weapons grade.

The Gunners then...

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Was it a West Ham sandwich?

Microsoft 365 remains 'degraded' as Azure outage resolved

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>> Honestly, who do you think reads The Register? We know what a cloud is!

> Really? Come on, describe - no cheating with a search engine or GrabGPT..

Wake up Sheepie, the Cloud is what they make with Chemtrails...

Porting the Windows 95 Start Menu to NT

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Re: NetBEUI

> Argh, that'll be PTSD-triggering for some

Put a Winsock in it...

Honey, I shrunk the LLM! A beginner's guide to quantization – and testing it

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Re: Thank you

I agree, this whole series is excellent. My only regret is that my MBP is running out of disc as I keep downloading too many models...

A pint for the author -->

There is no honor among RAM thieves – but sometimes there is karma

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Re: If you buy Apple, it still is.....

Well Apple are a bit sheepish about discussing RAM prices...

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When I worked in a QA team, we needed the most powerful boxen as we used Windows VirtualPC which was a bit of a monster back then, especially whilst emulating Windows XP and an Oracle DB...

One of the last things I worked on there was moving some of the stuff to VMs on proper host servers.

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Re: 3.7 to 3.9 GB actual RAM helped XP a LOT!

Maybe Server 20033 will be the one they use once they've found a useful application for Quantum Computing

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Back in that era I was living with a teacher. She was given a cheap laptop by her school which was rather slow. The school would only pay for a minuscule bit of IT support and apparently the guy was very unhelpful so she asked me to see what I could do.

I looked at her machine and it only had 512MB of RAM and was paging constantly, so I suggested trying popping a bit more memory in and unsurprisingly it was much nicer to use. Word got out amongst the other teachers so they went and spent their own money on making their computers usable!

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Speaking of that manager, Bryce learned that he was forced to dip into the pool of spare machines.

He can't have been a true manager or he'd have ordered the fastest workstation available and then done nothing with it apart from a bit of email and Powerpoint on it...

The state of the other employees' computers -->

Your next datacenter could be in the middle of nowhere

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Communal heating

Although the datacentres can easily be remote, it makes it much harder to reuse the heat for communal hot water etc.

Xen Project in a pickle as colo provider housing test platform closes

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Re: Moving co-location ..

I did this once, it was taller than the lift and we had to mend the said lift's door with a big hammer!

Stop installing that software – you may have just died

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Re: The medical test case

I upset the leaders of my Scout troop as we were do an exercise in causality extraction and I realised that going to the Scout Hut and pretending to dial 999 (before mobile phones were common) was a perfectly acceptable course of action. We were supposed to bodge up some kind of stretcher and pull them out of a ravine. As I did the Right Thing™, they couldn't say a word...

Beer icon because our leaders loved a drink or three...

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As the Americans are wont to say "It was the bomb"

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That sounds pretty sweet, as you'd expect from Tate and Lyle...

Trump threatens to send Meta's Mark ‘Zuckerbucks’ to prison if reelected president

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Re: Schwarzenegger

Hopefully in both senses of the word!

Heirs of the Moderatrix: Please can we have a popcorn icon?

Until then I'll have to do with a breakfast pint...

SoftBank buys struggling UK AI chipmaker Graphcore

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This is good news I guess.

What I can't work out is why if the chips are so good, the UK government bought their large machines with Nvidia GPUs...

OpenSSH bug leaves RHEL 9 and the RHELatives vulnerable

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Looks like a Rocky road ahead...

China pushes for network upgrade blitz as IPv6 adoption slows

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I'll move my network to IPV6 as soon as it's powered by Nuclear Fusion...

Raspberry Pi OS airs out some fresh options for the summer

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Re: Sunshine

> it can only be deduced that there is a sun because there's some non-localised glow coming from the circa 30 metre cloudbase.

Didn't Oracle buy them years ago?

Founder of Indian ride-share biz Ola calls for 70-hour work week

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Re: Dude's not wrong... (except where he is)

Just to add, 3) screwing the climate with Greenhouse Gases and other forms of pollution

Peloton faces lawsuit over claims it pedaled past privacy

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I'll never tyre of the bike puns...

Breaking the rules is in Big Tech's blood – now it's time to break the habit

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Re: killing music...

Streaming showed that if you give people the opportunity to view/listen to stuff in a convenient way for not a lot of money then suddenly Bittorrent etc become a lot less attractive.

As the market for streaming video becomes more fragmented and you need a zillion subscriptions to view everything[0], maybe people will rediscover piracy...

[0] Here in Switzerland it's often not even possible to pay to watch stuff

Outback shocker left Aussie techie with a secret not worth sharing

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> though my understanding of 80s Aussie telephony is not the best!

Do you know more about the current stuff?

Traeger security bugs bad news for grillers with neighborly beef

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Re: Wifi controlled barbecue problem?

I don't think Percy Pigs BBQ very well...

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A more conniving trick would be to crank up the temperature and burn whatever food is inside the grill to a crisp, which is exactly what Bishop Fox did to a block of tofu, changing the temperature to 500 degrees from the recommended 165 and consequently incinerating it.

Celcius or Kelvin?

VMware license changes mean bare metal can make a comeback through 'devirtualization', says Gartner

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Re: "abundant and affordable energy,"

Don't be so cynical, we're only a decade away from commercial nuclear fusion!

As we were ten years ago...

Switzerland to end 2024 with an analog FM broadcast-killing bang

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Re: DAB is shite.

I don't think any iphones have ever had it, just a subset of Android phones

Google Translate now fluent in 110 additional languages from Abkhaz to Zulu

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Re: To translate or [fail] to translate

Unlike Apple Translate, Google can't even do English instead using the American downgrade...

Lambda on the hunt for 'another $800M' to fuel its GPU cloud

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Re: Crowbars

Is that you Gordon?

France poised to bring 'charges against Nvidia'

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From what I've seen, Nvidia have spent the last decade and a bit building up their market in GP-GPUs and did a good job by providing CUDA and the rest of the Ecosystem for HPC which turns out to be very useful for AI too. One of the main problems seems to be that Intel (especially) and ATI AMD don't seem to be able to produce anything that people want to use...

Nasty regreSSHion bug in OpenSSH puts roughly 700K Linux boxes at risk

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While the consequences of a successful exploit could be dire, actually doing so would take some patience. According to OpenSSH and its release notes for version 9.8, which includes the fix for CVE-2024-6387, in lab conditions it took between six and eight hours to beat the race condition.

I'm not sure I agree, you could finish work for the day and your machine is pwned by the time you start work the next day....

Polyfill.io claims reveal new cracks in supply chain, but how deep do they go?

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Re: Not the browser I'm coding for? Just call it a security risk.

Which could (well should) get them a slap as these can be used by disabled people for things like screenreaders

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> familiar favorites[sic] could go bad overnight. Nullsoft's WinAmp MP3 player app got sold to AOL, and promptly started installing the AOL desktop software by default.

There was me thinking that targeting hospitals with ransomeware was bad...

Asda kisses Walmart goodbye with half a billion dollar tech breakup bill

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Re: Project Future costs

He Asda be joking, that's Tesco's slogan...

'One Less Car' Uber bets a grand you'll ditch your wheels

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> and if they can take a wheelchair I believe there's a surcharge for the extra time involved (please correct me if I'm wrong)

In much of the world that is illegal.

Ryanair even got slapped a few years ago for trying something similar.

Juniper Networks flings out emergency patches for perfect 10 router vuln

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This Juniper vulnerability sounds berry serious...

An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Welding in a chemical plant

> Yeah, guilty of that my self a couple of times. Set fire to my pants a few times as well

What happened to your trousers, did they burn too?

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Re: Having rebuilt a couple of them ...

> But rodents near the stock exchange's data centre?

Well, most of the computers have mice...

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If you reread the story then you'll see that he was still employed by IBM, only in a different team.