Re: Oh, they're being bought by IBM ?
Mine only goes up to 11
Posts by Korev
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HashiCorp unveils 'Terraform 2.0' while tiptoeing around Big Blue elephant in the room
Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it
Compression? What's that? And why is the network congested and the PCs frozen?
INC ransomware rebrands to Lynx – same code, new name, still up to no good
RAC duo busted for stealing and selling crash victims' data
BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun
Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks
AMD pumps Epyc core count to 192, clocks up to 5 GHz with Turin debut
Fore-get about privacy, golf tech biz leaves 32M data records on the fairway
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UK Regulatory Innovation Office vows to slash red tape – but we've heard it all before
Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed
A year after taking on Intel's NUC mini-PCs, Asus says it's ready to improve them
Embattled users worn down by privacy options? Let them eat code
Monday 7th October 2024 08:58 GMT 
The user gets to configure their own default responses in the browser's privacy settings, and the cookie law option box disappears. Sites and services can ask to have their special cookies opted in, but the price to the users for not thinking about such options is zero.
I already have "Do not track" enabled on every device I own/use, it's a shame that honouring this is not mandated by law.
After we fix that, how about we also accidentally break something important?
A working Turing Machine hits Lego Ideas
Office 2024 unveiled for Microsoft 365 refuseniks
MongoDB rebuts claims it's not ready for business critical workloads
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Revenge for being fired is best served profitably
Brits hate how big tech handles their data, but can't be bothered to do much about it
Average North American CISO pay now $565K, mainly thanks to one weird trick
Fujitsu teams up with Supermicro on Arm-based server CPU
BOFH: AI consultant rapidly transitioned to new role as automotive surface consultant
Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults
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Thursday 19th September 2024 08:00 GMT
Re: Long Game
The BAOR were seriously considering nuclear landmines heated by chickens not long ago…
On Call’s Greatest Hits, as voted for by you, the readers
The future of software? Imagine a bot, stamping on a human face – forever
'Hyperscale customer' to take massive datacenter site near London
BOFH: The Boss is right, the applications of AI are truly staggering
Friday 13th September 2024 08:39 GMT 
"And ours," I repeat. "We've both got the same settings. No one's going to suffocate.""Then you won't mind spending half an hour in my office while I spend half an hour in yours?" the Boss asks, "AFTER you disconnect the automatic control of the damper in this room??"
This boss was smarter than the rest, no wonder he “jumped” from a tall window….
Muppet broke the datacenter every day, in its own weighty way
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