* Posts by Korev

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Microsoft to buy 4% of London Stock Exchange in 10-year platform deal

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If MS own a chunk of the Exchange, will it now be called SharePoint?

Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

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Re: Hearing a 'click'

My 6th form college had a sports hall built and the climbing wall had a fire exit in the middle with a fire alarm next to it. All the pupils were sensible and managed to not use it as a foothold; however, one of the teachers did stick her foot in it (figuratively and literally)

Oddly enough they put a cage around it not long afterwards

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Re: Paint all over everything, including power sockets and emergency buttons?

>I'm willing to bet that if you did insure a battleship, one of the exclusions would be loss due to war, rendering the insurance rather pointless.

You mean the payout would be Dreadnaught pounds?

Inadequate IT partly to blame for NHS doctors losing 13.5 million working hours

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Re: another closed system with no upgrade path

I think part of the problem is that the ancient software (Cerner in your case, EMIS for mine) was designed in an era when everyone had to use a ethernet-attached |Windows OS desktop with a horrid native exe designed to Win 95 era GUI/UX. Any NHS smartcard-based logins meant that for that one session, you had the machine to yourself and could tolerate a 5-7min from login screen to working desktop as it was a once-only occurrence.

My local hospital implemented a remote desktop system not long ago which would solve a number of these problems. Performance was good enough that the physiotherapists and medics could look at my MRIs etc. They used to log on with their smartcards too.

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Re: What about missing patients?

> Paper is better.

In ancient history I was a temp in a hospital (paper) records library.

There were shelves and shelves of bits of letters, test results etc which hadn't been labeled, but we couldn't chuck out.

I spent a week with another member of staff searching microfilms for someone's lost records.

I can recall a few people's notes who were so big they needed a trolley to themselves - good luck searching that!

Look like Bane, spend like Batman with Dyson's $949 headphones

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Re: IBM Engineer...

> In this case, "what has been done wrong" is clearly the amount of coke the marketing department are hoovering dysoning up their noses.

In case you've not seen the rival vacuum cleaners' habit...

BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm

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Re: My eyes have been

A former employer told people that there were no bonuses one year; then it transpired that one team got one anyway. I was already looking for a new job at the point, it just mad me more certain I wanted to leave.

Britain has likely missed the boat for having a semiconductor industry

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Re: Add it to the pile

"What exactly is something we excel at now?"

+ Bio-science research

Pharma R&D spend in the UK has fallen considerably since a decade or so ago. It used to be one of Britain's strengths, but not any more.

Meta threatens to stop sharing news in USA to protest publisher payment plan

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Re: Yeah, please do

You're an Angry People In Local Newspapers fan then

Boss installed software from behind the Iron Curtain, techies ended up Putin things back together

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> techies ended up Putin things back together

A pint for the excellent pun -->

Durham Uni and Dell co-design systems to help model the universe

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Re: Sounds like they have just about enough ram...

Or even three whole tabs in Chrome...

Rights groups threaten legal action over NHS data pilot based on Palantir tech

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Re: WEF

You forgot the helicopter -->

Gunfire at electrical grid kills power for 45,000 in North Carolina

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"It is anticipated to take up to one week for the power to be restored to residents, businesses, churches, schools, and government."

Why on all earth are churches in that list?

Telecoms networks could provide next-gen GPS services without the need for satellites

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Re: GPS was intentionally de-tuned

I remember seeing on Tomorrow's World that the US had deliberately made the signal less accurate so the Brits used lighthouses as a known standard to compensate as they don't tend to move so much...

Massive energy storage system goes online in UK

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Re: Still tiny

> You might have heard of a place in Wales that can store nearly 50 times as much energy, without any of the noxious chemicals .....

Go ahead and inhale some of those chemicals from the place in Wales, I dare ya

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Re: Tiny

And there's no risk of it being taken over by a Bond villain...

Study suggests AI cruise control could kill traffic jams by cutting out the 'intuition' factor

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Did they try putting public transport in too?

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: I'm Scottish...

Including the English?

HP Inc to lay off up to 6,000 staff, cut costs by $1.4 billion

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> HP Inc.

"HP Ink" surely...

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Among those labor[sic] costs will be the payouts required to shed between 4,000 and 6,000 staff between now and the end of FY 2025.

I guess this means that those 1000s of staff will do the bare minimum or less for the next few years which sucks for the employees (but also HP, but it was their decision, so zero sympathy)

Europe to have 2 of the 4 most powerful supercomputers as Leonardo comes online

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Re: Post Brexit Super Computer

Using those new-fangled wheel things? Crazy stuff...

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Re: a bizarre combination

They bought Bull, formerly Europe's only supercomputer manufacturer (ie more than just an integrator).

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Re: Leonardo DiCaprio?

Assuming you're not joking...

You could start off with this MPI tutorial and then move onto learning how to programme chip vector units and / or GPUs...

Jaguar Land Rover courts coders caught in big tech layoffs

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Re: Need more than coders

As I said before, I was told about an hour before I posted the above by a Landrover garage that the parts shortage has hit them so hard that their delivery times or something like a year or more and yes, they admitted that the specs of the car that you order might change in that time, as can the price (and no, don't expect it to be less).

Is this the same Jaguar who came on here to say how great graph databases are for supply chains?

Biden administration earmarks $13b to modernize electric grid

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Re: IT does not matter

I'd spit into my plant-based latte if I wasn't so weak...

Liquid and immersion is the new cool at Supercomputing '22

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Re: Interesting one way trend.

The fastest supercomputer on the planet until earlier this year was powered by ARM chips...

Google looking outside the usual channels to fix security skills gap

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Re: Widen the optical

"We as an industry get hung up on looking for folks who have been there, done that, and want talent to jump in and hit the ground running," he continued. "We need to slow down a bit and widen the optical on what represents new talent to bring into the field."

The whole paragraph has just meant my Bullshit Bingo card is filled for the week...

Yes, from orbit.... -->

BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers

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Re: Shut up already!

Not really, he's just seeing the Boss' Outlook on all those Exchanges...

MotherDuck scores $47.5m to prove scale-up databases are not quackers

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Re: Shocked!

Out of interest, which technology did you use?

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Tigani tells The Register: "Everyone is talking about Big Data. Databricks and Snowflake have been trying to outdo each other in benchmark wars over a 100TB dataset. In reality, nobody uses that amount of data

Odd, I'm just about to generate exactly that

After 47 years, Microsoft issues first sexual harassment and gender report

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Developers Developers Developers

Icon as that's what he looked like in the video

Nvidia turns to optical trickery to boost long-haul InfiniBand performance

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Another potential usecase, split your HPC in two with half in a back up location. If things go TITSUP then you still have half a cluster. The MPI latency between the sites might screw some codes though.

Just follow the instructions … no wait, not that instruction to lock everyone out of everything

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Lately, the Who, Me? stories seem to be very old. Some may find the following explanations disturbing.

* El Reg's readership is very old

* The younger generation is smarter, more skilful, and less prone to making mistakes.

Or maybe people only want to share old screwups to not risk their current employment and/or being sued for confidentiality reasons by their current or recent employer...

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When I was a PFI to a BOFH ("Dave"); said BOFH was on holiday when I received an alert that the research fileserver[0] was getting full. I dutifully looked up how to extend a LUN only to find that procedure was to "Speak to Dave"

[0] This was a while ago[1]

[1] Things became less NASty

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Do you need to get the Moderatrix back?

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> Well, it did almost go titsup at that point...

Well played Sir -->

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All went well, for a while. He got to page three of the procedure,

Hopefully the documentation wasn't in The Sun...

NFT vending machine appears in London

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Re: Kill me now

I'm right-clicking and getting my own pint NFT...

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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The KLF were correct

It's grim up north

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Re: Plugholes

I have a sinking feel about this...

Multi-factor auth fatigue is real – and it's why you may be in the headlines next

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University of Edinburgh staff paid late due to Oracle ERP troubles

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Re: 8-{ Wot, no migration planning?

> Ironically I moved to Cambridge just as they introduced an Oracle base purchasing system that never worked / was massively late / went over budget.

Ahhh Capsa.....

Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin: If Musk's Twitter flops, it's not such a bad thing

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The founder revealed that before the switch, Ethereum was consuming the same amount of electricity as an average wealthy country of three million people.

"Now Ethereum consumes less energy than most mainstream – even centralized – web services that everyone uses today." ®

Still too much...

And the CO2 from that "country" is still floating around the atmosphere heating the earth...

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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Early predecessors of the "modern" fax machine date to the 1840s and the first commercial telegraph printing service was introduced between Paris and Lyon, France,

I love that as ElReg is now targeting Americans is has to dumb down geography...

Icon because Paris has gone...

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Re: Different ending?

Yeah, NASA's mistake was sending the lander to Mars and not Britain...

A next-gen AI protein folder that could help science? Meta's good for something

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Re: Unfortunately not peer reviewed

Interestingly, TicToc's owners were trying to recruit computational chemists with experience of things like Molecular Dynamics recently...

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The model was able to create the ESM Metagenomic Atlas, predicting over 600 million structures from the MGnify90 protein database in just two weeks running on 2,000 GPUs. On a single Nvidia V100 GPU, it takes just 14.2 seconds to simulate a protein made up of 384 amino acids. It seems from the paper that Meta said its system mostly, but not fully, matched AlphaFold on accuracy though its speed is the key thing, allowing it to predict more proteins.

So showing off mostly - actual scientists can only use models that are reasonably accurate...

The boss worked in a fishbowl, so office tricks were a treat

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> Ask a kid today how many feet of tape he used when taping that video he posted to YouTube ...

You could also arrive in the 20th century and ask how many cm of tape her used...

Singapore to phase out checks for businesses by 2025

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Re: Checks and balances

Yeah, the language downgrade completely changed the meaning of the headline :-(