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MongoDB ransom attacks soar, body count hits 27,000 in hours

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Re: Something to note.AWS?

This "attack" needs a web-facing server, so a lot of them will be in $CLOUD.

Former car rental biz staff gave customers' details to phone pests

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Buying stolen details

Shouldn't it also be illegal to buy or obtain "stolen" information, in the same ways that receiving stolen goods is an offence.

Make them all walk the plank ->

British military laser death ray cannon contract still awarded, MoD confirms

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Re: Kings enemies

King George probably...

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Joke

The obvious long-term practical application for the laser would be aboard a warship, and perhaps one of the first aged Type 23 frigates to be retired in the next five or six years could have her hull life extended to serve as a trials platform.

At the usual rates of defence procurement, I'm not sure if the RN will be able to replace those frigates by then - do you think we could borrow HMS Victory?

Switzerland says Uber's an employer, sends social security bill

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Re: Contractor or employee

I'd add:

Don't get sufficient use from a car to avoid the exhaust rusting etc

Nowhere to park at $HOME

Want to drink alcohol and/or read

AWS chief: Tens of thousands flocking from database rivals

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Re: MS Access virus

Although Access doesn't scale and has funny SQL; an Access DB is often light years better than the Excel "databases" they normally replace. Moreover, if your users have made an Access DB then it's more likely to be in a structure that can migrated to Postgres, Oracle etc reasonably easily.

Busted Oracle finance cloud leaves Rutgers Uni unable to foot bills

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I thought that British universities were the Kings of IT screw ups...

Christmas cheer for KCL staffers with gift of extra holiday after IT disaster

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It doesn't take long to HiSeq out some of those instruments

London's Winter Wonderland URGENTLY seeks Windows 10 desk support

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Re: Urgent requirement

The "Urgent requirement" Implies that someone didn't know that Christmas falls on the same day every year and they have 364 days to plan for the next one.

2016 is a leap year, maybe that's what confused them...

Security! experts! slam! Yahoo! management! for! using! old! crypto!

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Re: Please stop using ! ! ! in titles every time there's a Yahoo! story

But it makes the headline less vulnerable to brute forcing

If at first you don't succeed, send another Mars lander – this time a deep driller

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Re: Digging holes in the Mars surface was not an issue for ESA...

All they need is to make sure they use a drill Chuck Norris and Mars won't stand a chance...

If only our British 4G were as good as, um, Albania's... UK.gov's telco tech report

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Blanket coverage of the Home Counties is much easier than covering Scottish islands or remote corners of N. Ireland.

Have you tried to use a mobile phone in Cranleigh or Godalming recently? the Telcos actually want to have to do this...

Men! If you want to win at board games this Christmas, turn off the rock music – scientists

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Re: Dr Brian May

That old Queen?

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Monotony

I'm pleased that they did this in their spare time and didn't have a Monopoly over their working hours

BT's hiring! 500 more customer service folk to answer your angry calls

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Re: What?

[blockquote]Or trying to ignore Vivaldi and his Four Seasons...[/blockquote]

Have you thought about browing their website using Opera instead?

UK.gov has outsourced tech policy to Ofcom because it is clueless – SNP techie

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Re: And we wonder why no-one in government has a clue...

[blockquote]Did they never think of finding someone in industry who does have deep technical knowledge? Or are they all keeping their heads down?[/blockquote]

Maybe the techies enjoy being technical and aren't interested in drafting policy documents and PowerPoint

90 per cent of the UK's NHS is STILL relying on Windows XP

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Re: 'up'grading is overrated

It's a fair bet that a FAIR analysis of the situation might prove that a commercial flavor of Linux, if you MUST "up"grade the OS, would be a lower cost, longer term, TOTAL solution.

Rolling out a Linux variant wouldn't solve the problem of having running an obsolete unsupported OS in the long run if the NHS Trusts didn't upgrade the OS. They'd be having the same problem if they had a fleet of RHEL < 5 machines.

Getting rid of legacy IT can be difficult if some essential software or hardware is not ported to a newer platform; we do still have some productive SGI workstations at my work....

Can ISPs step up and solve the DDoS problem?

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ISP-provided equipment

Another thing ISPs could do would be to only have dedicated IP ranges open to their home equipment for management and to stop using standard/guessable admin credentials.

Going underground: The Royal Mail's great London train squeeze

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Re: Side note

Thanks for sharing, I've just spent an enjoyable few minutes reading that and some of the other "Hidden Spaces" articles linked from there.

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Speed

A report that said that London traffic would never allow for speeds of greater than 6mph

Which I understand isn't too far away from the truth today...

What the traffic does ->

Ofcom fleshes out plans to open up BT's ducts and poles

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Re: "Ducts"

I think you should quack your bags and go...

If your smart home gear hasn't updated recently, throw it in the trash

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Uncontrolled endpoints

Don't buy idiotic overpriced tat that requires an internet connection to any endpoint you don't also control.

This would rule out most laptops and PCs from surfing the Internet :)

BAE Systems' autonomous research aircraft flies itself to Scotland

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Re: Some catching up

Most people in IT wait until V3 before rolling anything out though...

Local TV presenter shouted 'f*cking hell' to open news bulletin

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Day Today

A pint for the sub who chose the Day Today as the headline image ->

This is the news, happy now?

Server market slumps as everyone stops buying

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Virtualisation?

As CPU core count, RAM, SDD etc. get rapidly bigger/cheaper compared to the demands put on them by $OS etc. you can fit more and more VMs onto a single server. Maybe this is another reason why people are buying fewer servers. At my work now, most of the physical servers are HPC nodes.

Tobacco giant predicts the end of smoking. Panic ensues

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Re: Philip Morris Activities

I've seen some presentations from PM on their systems biology and HPC and it looked like very interesting and cool stuff until you remember what they're selling...

'Tesco Bank's major vulnerability is its ownership by Tesco,' claims ex-employee

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Securing the systems?

"We refunded each customer account in full and have taken steps to help reassure our customers that they can bank safely and securely at Tesco Bank."

No mention of securing their systems and/or processes :(

Chernobyl cover-up: Giant shield rolled over nuclear reactor remains

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Units

Crumbling cover replaced by 36,000-tonne radiation-proof structure

Would 36 Kilotonne be a better unit of weight for this, or would it bomb?

Vegans furious as Bank of England admits ‘trace’ of animal fat in £5 notes

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Re: Faecal matter

This would be very easy to test... PCR (selectively amplify) the 16S gene (conserved through all bacteria), sequence them, put the sequences through something like Mothur (identifies bacterial sequences) and crunch the stats on the population etc. The amusing thing in this context is that one of the R packages for "community analysis" is called Vegan...

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That's it! I am never eating another £5 note!

I tried that and I piled on the pounds...

Geo-boffins say 'quake lifted bits of New Zealand by 8 metres, moved at 3km/second

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On the other hand, Apple Maps now shows NZ in the correct place...

Loyalty card? Really? Why data-slurping store cards need a reboot

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Loyalty

My loyalty to a supermarket is only down to one of the major Swiss supermarkets not selling alcohol - I see no point in having to repeat the sheer tedium of a supermarket visit to buy booze!

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Re: "Loyalty"?

I've heard of people with roughly the same weekly spend trade cards every few months to get around being tracked, maybe you could try that.

San Francisco's sinking luxury Millennium Tower: Tilt spotted FROM SPACE

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Re: On the upside...

I wouldn't like toe comment

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I didn't know that being rich (or even a tosser) qualified you for summary execution by building collapse.

Not forgetting all the cleaners, security guards etc who'd be in the building and are definitely not rich by any Western standard...

Microsoft update servers left all Azure RHEL instances hackable

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Re: $3500 for having found a risk of that magnitude ?

A blackhat could have mined bitcoin with every new instance of red hat on Azure, pushing a custom version of ps that hides the process and a custom version of ls that masks the version details of ps.

Your idea suggests some excellent BOFHery skills Sir. Have a pint ->

Alibaba's lights are on in Australia, but hardly anyone is home

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Pedantry

Yu named onlyAccenture as a partner

When did Accenture rebrand?

EU puts out prescription for smart hospitals

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Re: Why?

The hospital that screwed my leg back together earlier this year had heating on and windows that the nurses would open first thing in the morning and shut last thing late at night....

Airbus flies new plane for the first time

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Re: Knock in Ireland

YES!

Men overboard! US Navy spills data on 134k sailors

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Re: Full Disclosure?

Any news on Roger the Cabin Boy?

Get patching: Xen bug blows hypervisor security to bits – literally

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Re: Mass Xen for Amazon?

Thanks for the answer.

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Mass Xen for Amazon?

Does this mean that there'll be a mass reboot of AWS VMs again?

Amazon's Netflix-gnasher to hit top gear In December

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Yarrgh

Isn't December too late, anyone with any real desire to watch from the countries that don't have Amazon will have already found a way to do so. Surely they should have launched the Grand Tour at the same time as launching the new countries?

As someone frustrated at "Swiss" Netflix's selection, I hope that competition will lead to a wider range of programmes.

British politicians sign off on surveillance law, now it's over to the Queen

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Re: What happens

"long live King Charles"

AKA the walking argument for republicanism - I don't think the monarchy will let him near the throne for as long as possible.

KCL staff offered emotional support, clergy chat to help get over data loss

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The only thing worse than working at CSC? An Xmas redundo programme at CSC

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Re: Furkin euphemisms

That phrase pissed me off too.

I have no idea what the down vote was for...

Amazon's cloudy 'WorkSpace' desktops-as-a-service gain a GPU

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Re: Latency?

Thanks for the replies all.

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Latency?

Our scientists do things like move around protein models and zoom in and out on their screen all day and then select atoms etc. I can imagine this would be very frustrating to do if there's lag, has anyone tried this or something similar in terms of user input like CAD?

Firefox hits version 50

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Any idea which browsers are in the "other" line that's quietly gaining ground? Edge, Vivaldi?

Your body reveals your password by interfering with Wi-Fi

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