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Connected car in the second-hand lot? Don't buy it if you're not hack-savvy

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Re: Fortune 500

Which company and why was it so good?

Also, had they outsourced and/or offshored?

'At least I can walk away with my dignity' – Streetmap founder after Google lawsuit loss

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Re: Not as good

I like that you have OS maps available in Streetmap.

Watson can't cure cancer ... or all the stuff that breaks IT projects

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Apart from the fact that things like the codes for illnesses change between versions and don't have 1:1 mappings.

Errors in Australia's Centrelink debt recovery system were inevitable

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Re: Oh waht a tangled web...

I was wondering exactly the same thing.

Next Superdome CPU chips amble into HPE

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Pint

Good discussion

I've learnt a lot from this, have a virtual pint

Hold the phone! Crap customer service cost telcos £2.9 BEEEELLION in 2016

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Re: That assumes there's competition to which we can switch.

Dish isn't an option unless I convince my neighbors to cut down all their trees so I can get a line of sight to the horizon for satelite tracking.

WWBD (What Would BOFH Do)?

Two words, Mozilla: SPEED! NOW! Quit fiddling and get serious

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Re: Firefox unloved by mozilla

Avoiding system proxy settings and being able to specify my own is one of the reasons why I have Firefox on my Mac. Annoyingly this Mac seems to get very confused and miss out bit of the proxy file causing it to swap proxies frequently, being able to override it and use a proxy is the right continent is very useful.

University DDoS'd by its own seafood-curious malware-infected vending machines

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Re: Seafood curious?

They misinterpreted "squid proxy"?

These puns are awful, put a SOCKS in it...

The Mail vs Wikipedia: They're more alike than they'd ever admit

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Simply saying "dayley-mayell" is enough to get you on a BBC Radio 4 comedy. Probably for life.

In case you haven't seen this wonderful spearing of the panel game format

2009 IBM: Teleworking will save the WORLD! 2017 IBM: Get back to the office or else

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Re: It's Like The Tide...

Step 8 outsource to a cheaper country looking only at costs, not return on investment

Fixed that for ya...

High tides: Boffins spy on dolphins baked on poisonous piscines

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Re: I'll get my coat

Looks like they were having a whale of a time...

Nearest animal ->

Munich may dump Linux for Windows

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Re: Replacing Linux with Windows, based on *cost*?

Good lord. What more can a mail client do than fetch,read,archive, compose and send e-mail

Calendars, task tracking, contacts... Of course working out if having them all together is a good thing is left as an exercise for the reader.

Outlook/Exchange can also do things like surveys within emails. If you go all in for Windows/Office then there are also things like (love 'em or hate 'em) OneNote, Skype for Business, SharePoint which all interact with each other.

You do need Windows really for this though, I'm on a Mac right now and not of the above work that well compared to Windows.

Run this in April: UPDATE Azure SET SQLthreat_detection = 'generally available'

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Pirate

Re: Hmm...

He setup a business

Why software engineers should ditch Silicon Valley for Austin

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Pint

Britain doesn't value or pay technical people very well. You don't need to move as far as Texas or Australia to get a more sensible salary; places elsewhere in Europe like Germany and Switzerland both pay much better. Many international companies and universities in Continental Europe work in English these days too.

You'd better get used to lager and not Real Ale though... ->

IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

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Pirate

My current least favourite sales tactic is sending you meeting invites so they appear in your calendar and intrusively pop up on my work phone too. The selfsame company also sent a message saying "Hi $NAME, no love for $CRAPPYCOMPANY". I actually quite like their products but have no inclination to engage with them.

They should all be forced to walk the plank ->

GCHQ cyber-chief slams security outfits peddling 'medieval witchcraft'

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Oh come on, it's not that hard...

HPE SAN causes four-day outage at Australian Tax Office

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Alert

"key impacted stakeholders", "the community" (twice). Sounds like we need an icon for management buzzword bingo.

Look on the bright side, they forgot "lessons will be learned".

Parliamentary Trump-off? Pro-Donald petition passes 100k signatures

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Re: Gary Lineker

That'd be an own goal...

We don't want to alarm you, but PostScript makes your printer an attack vector

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Joke

Re: 00 BORED

The printers here all want American Letter, is that why I'm single?

'Alexa, manage my enterprise storage'

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Windows

Hipster storage?

Tintri is working on an Alexa integration, with the aim of having admin staff talk to their Tintri storage and manage it from anywhere – through Slack and similar services

Sounds like storage admins are going to become hipsters. (which you could argue is an improvement ->)

WTF is your problem, Netgear? Another hijack hole found in its routers

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Facepalm

Recomended SoHo router

I've pretty much lost confidence in Netgear's attitude to security and I'm thinking of getting rid of my R7000; what's the best AC router for SoHo use these days?

National Audit Office: UK's military is buying more than it can afford

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Re: MOD-Pe

I'm sure that a Harrier won't cost £100M each. Oh wait we need BAE to build them so perhaps they wiil.

It appears the BBC won't be needing Dunsfold for much longer; maybe BAE can reopen the Harrier plant there?

Police pull up van man engaged in dual carriageway sex act

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I bet they felt Surrey for themselves after they'd been pulled over

In real life, Q is a woman! Head of MI6 calls for more female techies at SIS

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Re: Perhaps

Or perhaps the constant flow of stories saying that IT & science have a problem with gender make girls think that IT/science are terrible places for women and therefore not study a STEM subject at university.

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

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Joke

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

If they'd have done maths then they wouldn't have had the problem...

Cutting Hewlett-Packard Labs down to size

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Re: How long....

I'm waiting for some bright Sparc to reinvent the Alpha...

Square Kilometre Array precursor shrinks 5TB of data to 22MB – every second!

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Re: My desktop computer has 4TB and can easily write 22mb a second

2TB/day is a new storage array every 3-6 months, PLUS the power to keep it online.

This is one of the scenarios where scale-out NASes work rather well. I'd rather hope they have some kind of data management software to control what gets saved and archived etc.

College fires IT admin, loses access to Google email, successfully sues IT admin for $250,000

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Childcatcher

One and a half pages of comments and nothing about this chap being a real life BOFH!

Won't someone think of the children?

Uncle Sam sues Oracle for 'screwing over Asian, black and women staff'

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Re: Reminds me of

Also in Yes Minister land:

Universities = Oxford and Cambridge (ie "both of them")

EE slapped with £2.7m fine by Ofcom

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Re: That's encouraging

I was going to post the same point

UK, you Cray. Boffins flex ARM in 'first-of-its-kind' bonkers HPC rig

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Fun to watch

Other institutions like CSCS (Swiss National Supercomputing Centre) run their weather codes on Nvidia GPUS; it could be rather fun to see how these architectures perform in the medium to long term.

AI and robots? Will someone think of the jobs, says HPE CEO Whitman

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Re: Not so fast...

Do you think they gave these people Autonomy?

Ransomware brutes smacked 1 in 3 NHS trusts last year

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HR Issue

Isn't it time that the hospitals regard allowing this kind of behaviour by staff as a disciplinary and not an IT issue? If $HOSPITAL_EMPLOYEE did something like leave a bag of leaking clinical waste out in a corridor or gossip about patients' illnesses then HR would get involved; I don't see why a negligent act* on a computer should be any different.

*I'm assuming the staff member is opening dodgy attachments and not some kind of "drive by" attack

Dovecot mailserver graded 'nearly impenetrable'

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And as we've seen recently with MongoDB and Elasticsearch, if people don't know how to configure it properly, then it's wide open to attack.

UK's largest hospital trust battles Friday 13th malware outbreak

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Re: Scenario

If a hospital's IT systems are shut down due to some nasty getting in, then no patients will get their chemo (or any other treatment).

Playpen child sex abuse archive admin gets 20 years in the Big House

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Re: Quite amazed they aran it from servers inside the US.

There are other countries in the world you know, some of them even have the internet ;)

Lloyds Bank customers still flogging the online dead horse

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Re: Surprised? Surely Not!!!

"Executives v Shareholders v customers & staff = only one winner."

Fixed that for ya...

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Re: halifax not working

Why it takes 2 or 3 days to get money from mainland europe to England in 2017 is beyond me.

It takes that kind of time to transfer money between accounts in my Swiss bank*. I miss the inter-bank money transfer speed that I used to have in the UK. I've heard that German banks are even less slower!

* I live in Switzerland, I'm not being "creative" with my taxes.

Wi-Fi for audiophiles: Alliance preps TimeSync certification program

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Did you report them to Trading Standards?

AWS, you crack us up. Rebrands Westminster 'Webminster'

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Re: And of course...

....And the lovely Samantha's not looking to happy about it and the rippling Sven looks like he's about to go postal!

GoDaddy revokes 9,000 SSL certificates wrongly validated by code bug

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Pint

Is this why This Organ was (is?) showing ssl errors along with a comment about working on it for a day or two?

A pint for El Reg for finally implementing SSL ->

How to secure MongoDB – because it isn't by default and thousands of DBs are being hacked

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Joke

Maybe the people who installed Mongo just needed a webscale database or even just sharded /dev/null

British Hadoop security startup expands to New York to land big investor

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Joke

"business execution chief"

One way of dealing with under-performing staff I guess

US Navy runs into snags with aircraft carrier's electric plane-slingshot

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Re: Weapons ready?

I now have an image of Her Majesty's finest matelots stood along the carrier with a load of catapults firing ball bearings into the sea

Like stealing data from a kid: LA school pays web scum US$28,000 ransom

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Re: Live and learn, the hard way

I'd hazard a guess that, to an external observer, the difference between malware encryption and background disk defragmentation is quite small.

With disc fragmentation, surely it's just blocks being moved around the disc. I think that zipping files and deleting the originals would be nearer.

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Re: Live and learn, the hard way

There are backup strategies that offer a defense against this kind of attack but they add significant complexity to the system.

This is a school system - probably with a system administrator who is getting paid a pittance,

This is a "school" in the American sense, so actually what we rightpondians would call a university.

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From the linked PDF:

How did we pay for it?

The District has a cybersecurity insurance policy to address these specific types of cyber intrusions and it

was activated during this incident.

I cannot believe that insurance exists for paying out to ransomeware; it'll do is to support the "market" for this kind of attack. I could understand some kind of insurance to payout for some advanced geeky for data recovery, but not for this.

Microsoft goes retro with Vista, Zune-style Windows Neon makeover

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Can you elaborate on what's "missing"?