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This is where UK's Navy will park its 65,000-tonne aircraft carriers

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Re: "...a local transformer which takes it up from the standard 50Hz to the carriers’ 60Hz..."

They'll be telling us it's only 120V next!

Maybe that's the current standard

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Re: "...a local transformer which takes it up from the standard 50Hz to the carriers’ 60Hz..."

I know, it Hertz to read it...

Marissa! Mayer! out! as! CEO! of! Yahoo! corpse! post-Verizon! gobble!

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Re: Marissa

The Trump re-election campaign could do with someone of her caliber to lead it.

Family of technician slain by factory robot sues everyone involved

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Re: Robot manufacturer not integrator?

I noticed that when I reread it. Thanks for pointing it out ->

Where's the icon for "Mea Culpa"?

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Re: WTF?

"The Workers Compensation Disability Act prevents negligence claims against employers and coworkers across the country, in exchange for providing benefits to workers or their families in the case of injury or death.

I can hardly think of a better way to discourage employers to take an active interest in their employees' safety.

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Robot manufacturer not integrator?

For a system like this wouldn't there be a company who integrates all the robots together and does the design? My work's robots (used for drug discovery) are usually setup this way. Assuming there was an integrator involved, wouldn't that company be at fault for this?

Happy to be corrected if this isn't how robots in this industry work.

Seagate dismounts Korean design center, fscks 300 workers

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Poor people

I guess this is inevitable really, with the ride of flash. I imagine that there's not too much demand for for HDD designers any more so I hope Seagate offer them some retraining. Good luck to all involved.

America's Marine Corp steamy selfies scandal, a Senate probe – and El Reg to the rescue

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Re: Backup?

You make it sound like some of the ladies wouldn't be interested in seeing the pictures!!

Royal Navy's newest ship formally named in Glasgow yard

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Re: Pointy bit below the sharp end

With only a 30mm and a few machine guns, Britain's finest might find they need spears sooner than they'd like if their deployment gets "more exciting than recommended"...

Germany to roll out €100bn gigabit internet network

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Re: The €100bn project

A few reasons:

* English speaking

* Time zone that works with Asia and America

* Nice shops and restaurants for the C Suite

* Fewish strikes

* Excellent universities (at the top end at least)

* Well-connected airports

The people making these decisions can probably afford to not worry about the crazy cost of living and taxis to avoid the public transport.

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Re: Government Investment

Yeah, the key word there is 'investing'. Investing = good.

Recent UK governments use the phrase "investing" when they mean "borrowing money to pay salaries", it's become a bit of a devalued word.

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Re: Surely not?

There's someone at my work with that surname. She studied for a while in London so I'm sure she's very aware of its other meaning!

In German it's pronounced "Vanka" which sounds much less rude...

Icon 'cos she's a scientist -->

BT agrees to legal separation of Openreach

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Virgin are in Norwich, do they cover your street?

Oh my God, 911 is down. Quick, call… aaargh!

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911?

Still on 911? In the UK they're up to 999, I make that 88 versions ahead...

HPE unscrambles its services eggs, calls the results 'Pointnext'

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Pointnexit

Wonders how long it'll be until some of the few remaining staff are pointnexited

Anti-TV Licensing petition gets May date for Parliament debate

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Could be worse

Here in Switzerland the TV and radio Licence is about £360 and the quality is pretty crap. They'll get you if all you have is an internet connection or a radio in your car.

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Re: Hmmm...

I initially missed out on Broadchurch as there's so much crap on ITV that I'd stopped checking what's on.

Doctor Google stitches eyes, ears onto its cloudy learning monster

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Re: Are they paying those people for the content they made

Did "those people" produce the content in the course of their employment, expecting payment?

YouTube pay almost an order of magnitude less for each video than some of the music streaming websites. http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2015/07/14/youtube-apple-spotify-tidal-artists/ If anything I'd expect higher royalties for a video than for just the audio.

Microsoft: Can't wait for ARM to power MOST of our cloud data centers! Take that, Intel! Ha! Ha!

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Re: You've come a long way, baby

Maybe some bright Sparc could get it running on Alpha too

AMD does an Italian job on Intel, unveils 32-core, 64-thread 'Naples' CPU

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Re: Very interesting

Would you be able to share with us some more details about what you're doing? We have some similar size images from Digital Pathology and are always on the lookout for better ways to process them.

Top tip: Unplug your WD My Cloud boxen – now

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Re: Any ideas?

As long as it stays behind your firewall and you trust your family(!) then it should be fine.

Q: How many IBMers need to volunteer for corporate guillotine?

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They want their staff to move to an office where they are colocated because it's more efficient and also move staff offshore because having your staff colocated is more efficient. I think I've cleared that up for everyone...

Has your spouse stayed on after Mobile World Congress? This sex doll brothel might be why

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Re: Nothing for the wimmin?

What are you Rampant Rabbiting on about?

Did your in-flight entertainment widget suck? It's Panasonic's fault, claims software biz

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The experience of the IFE is terrible compared to a low range Android mobile phone; I don't know why the don't just use hardware similar to a phone's and stick a skinned Android on.

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Re: Virgin America

I had one of Virgin Atlantics crash on my, when it booted there was a normal Linux boot screen

Java? Nah, I do JavaScript, man. Wise up, hipster, to the money

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Re: COBOL is dead!

I did think of this, but I'm not sure how many of those types are in the UK, let alone the West Midlands.

If they're not prepared to move does that make them static types?

Intel's dying Atom chips strike again: Netgear recalls four ReadyNAS, Wi-Fi management lines

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Jonker said Netgear takes pride in its supplier relationships and is working with them to provide the best experience for customers.

Like the customers who want their router cracked by unwittingly entering a URL?

Dyson backs Britain plc with $2.5bn AI and robotics investment

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Re: The best bit...

They could jump up and down until the local council improves access to the site and then pull out a couple of years later like Pfizer did in Kent.

TWO BILLION PCs to sell in next five years

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Re: Improvement?

I'm hoping so! I'm looking forward to seeing some benchmarks once they're out in the wild.

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Re: Improvement?

Speed up Lightroom :) OK, I admit that Adobe could also do their part here and sort their code out!

Photo editing and gaming are the most demanding things I do on my home PC at the moment and faster clock speeds would help immensely. I also sometimes do some bioinformatics which is mostly single or poorly mutlithreaded.

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Improvement?

Maybe Intel/AMD need to pull their finger out and make some faster chips. I'd love to upgrade my PC to something faster, but I know that even if I chuck thousands at it then I probably won't notice the difference vs my current i5 3750k/32GB/SSD machine.

This ferry is said to weigh 250 cows. We say that is actually 20,600 Lindisfarne Gospels

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Docking in Milton Keynes

If you fancy another laugh at the IoW's ferries, then see if you can find a copy of Andy Stanford-Clark's story of how one of the companies borrowed his ferry tracking Twitter feed for their website without asking. Instead of engaging the m'learned friends; he made it tweet that it had docked in Milton Keynes took a screenshot and emailed it to them...

Boeing seeks patent for mobile device case with built-in fire extinguisher

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Re: I wouldn't....

They do, but if the gas means they can't see where to grab the mask or out of the windscreen then that wouldn't help.

Uber: Please don't give our London drivers English tests. You can work out the reason why

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Re: @Prst. V.Jeltz

GCSE isn't "advanced English", it is what everyone does at school.

In this case it probably means English as a foreign language. Assuming this is the case then a GCSE would equate to "A2" in the CEFR. Copying/pasting from the wikipedia article this means that you can:

* Can understand sentences and frequently used expressions related to areas of most immediate relevance (e.g. very basic personal and family information, shopping, local geography, employment).

* Can communicate in simple and routine tasks requiring a simple and direct exchange of information on familiar and routine matters.

* Can describe in simple terms aspects of their background, immediate environment and matters in areas of immediate need.

This would be enough for a cab driver I imagine.

AWS's S3 outage was so bad Amazon couldn't get into its own dashboard to warn the world

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Re: So what we now know is...

Or some dodgy prog rock band

NHS patient letters meant for GPs went undelivered for years

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I nice temped in a records library, there was one was about 1 metre long in various files. Poor lady.

Tech contractors begin mass UK.gov exodus in wake of HMRC's IR35 income tax clampdown

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Re: Simple Answer

Merging NI and income tax seems like a mostly good idea; however...

Increase employer NI to 15% to cover the difference.

Employer NI is effectively a tax on employing people so it might actually lower employment, make offshoring seem more attractive and/or make the UK a less attractive place for multinationals.

Failed cancer data integration project means labs can't see patient histories

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I guess the alternative is that upon referral the GP will have to write a letter with the results which will be manually transcribed into a computer.

Engineer who blew lid on Uber's toxic sexist culture now menaced by creepy 'smear campaign'

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Re: "You cannot just let a cable company shut down, "

IIRC the UK actually has about 150+ ISP's. Would it annoy a lot of people if Vermin or BT failed in the UK. Yes. But that leaves another 148.

If BT died then most of those 150 would be taken down too as they partially run over BT infrastructure.

Brit cops can keep millions of mugshots of innocent folks on file

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Astonishingly, the Home Office stopped short of demanding the deletion of all images of innocent people no longer under investigation because, apparently, there are so many photos on file, it would be impractical to ask officers to go through all their databases and remove photographs of individuals who have never been convicted of an offence.

This almost makes it sound like the cops have no tracking of their photos and who they think are in them! I suspect almost everyone reading this could write some SQL to query a data base, then delete the file and update the DB (or use APIs).

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

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Re: Reminds me

To be completely fair, the noise level in some server rooms is loud enough to do damage to your hearing over time

That is true. It was just odd that she picked on the Sun Fire and ignored my HPC cluster which was a lot louder; not to mention some of the big Sun Sparc boxen we had in the room too.

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Reminds me

We used to have a H&S lady like that working on our site... She decided to audit the datacentre, one of her findings was that one of the servers (a Sun Fire x4200 which liked to forget its HBAs) was a noise hazard - turns out she stuck her measuring device right up to the exhaust grill on the back...

She also once asked us what the bottle of oil for the shredder was and where its safety data sheets were. We prevented another "finding" by making sure it was kept in the cupboard below...

Safety googles because Health and Safety ->

Google rents out Nvidia Tesla GPUs in its cloud. If you ask nicely, that'll be 70 cents an hour, bud

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Re: That's US$1152 a month for one VM

Rare is the workload that runs at the exact same utilization 24/7/365.

This is exactly how we run in HPC shops :) We've actually burnt out consumer cards running molecular simulations as they're not designed to run for days/weeks at a time...

This is ideal for bursting when you have a time critical job to run that can be run on many GPUs at once.

'Hey, Homeland Security. Don't you dare demand Twitter, Facebook passwords at the border'

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Re: Do you think they'd believe me

Fortunately, I'm a U.S. citizen, and thus exempt from all this spying.

I believe they outsource this to GCHQ...

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Re: A nuisance, an imposition but not the end of the world

I have two factor authentication enabled pretty much everywhere that supports it. If I was made to hand over my passwords, would I be protected or can they bypass it?

You're doing Hadoop and Spark wrong and they will probably fail

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Re: Isn't that like any project

You don't even need Bright, HDFS is supported by "Intel Lustre".

Bright is pretty nice for HPC system deployment though.

Intel reveals Optane will need a 7th-gen core and a PC-centric launch

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Upgrade time?

Is this finally a reason to upgrade from my 3750k?

Connected car in the second-hand lot? Don't buy it if you're not hack-savvy

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Hire cars

If it's this hard for buying/selling cars to get the firmware wiped etc. what on all earth happens with rental cars?