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Sophos waters down 'NHS is totally protected' by us boast

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Re: Depending on Microsoft..

There are enough Linux worms and exploits around to not guarantee security. It's feasible that a bug in an NFS implementation could have a similar to effect to the one in Windows' CIFS that "caused" this. You'd also need to get the vendors to release their software for Linux.

Linux is my OS of choice at work (HPC), but I can see that it's not appropriate for all scenarios at the moment.

Beeb hands £560m IT deal to Atos. Again

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because to keep doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result is clearly a sensible sane way of doing things.

"Blackadder: It's the same plan that we used last time, and the seventeen times before that.

Melchett: E-E-Exactly! And that is what so brilliant about it! We will catch the watchful Hun totally off guard! Doing precisely what we have done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!"

Youtube of the above

Phil Collins and supergroup exposed as cloud investors

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Paris Hilton

Don't just stare at it...

Whenever I see Phil Collins I always think of *that* American Psycho scene

Where Paul Allen's gone ->

RBS is to lay off 92 UK techies and outsource jobs to India – reports

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As RBS moves towards becoming a simpler, smaller UK-focused bank

Which is exactly why the jobs are being moved from the UK to offshore right?

The rise of AI marks an end to CPU dominated computing

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A lot of hype around AI...

...but most of our GPUs' workloads are Molecular Dynamics and CryoEM. We did buy a load of GPUs for the latter recently, I guess purchases like this are counted in Nvidia's sales figures.

DSL inventor's latest science project: terabit speeds over copper

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Don't tell BT...

...they just use it as an excuse to not lay fibre to the home....

On today's a-gender: Axing net neutrality will harm America's women, say women senators

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Etsy?

Etsy are surely a bad example as they probably have the size to get around this.

IBM: Customer visit costing £75 in travel? Kill it with extreme prejudice

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I had a vendor tell me off because I wasn't allowed to accept lunch from him; he said that his manager had told to spend more money entertaining customers. This wasn't IBM, but another similar company that also appears to be circling the drain.

Guardian Soulmates users spammed with smut following breach

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Re: Thing is

Nine (column) inches I suspect

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Re: They are rubbish

And, hours after it was reported by the BBC (nothing in the Grauniad), still no notification on their site.

They have a story on their site now. It's currently on their front page, but semi hidden in the "from the UK" section.

Michael Dell? More like Michael in-Dell-nial: No public cloud, no future

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Re: The Cloud...

Not to mention low latency and not panicking because you've gone through your budget and it's only August...

We probably need another cloud icon ->

Amazon is to install its R&D brainboxes in Cambridge

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I like Cambridge too, just a shame that the area surrounding it is a bit dull.

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Re: Ah

Easy access to all those great pubs near Mill Road

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Centralisation of jobs?

Other Amazon R&D staffers dotted around the UK will be concentrated on the new building, which will be located in the CB1 postcode of the university city.

Is that a "move to the office or lose your job" threat?

WhatsApp is more like WhatsDown: Messenger collapsed for millions

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Re: millions of concurrent connections

Not penny pinchers, just excellent, scalable code and architecture :)

Unpaid tech contractor: 'I have to support my family. I have no money for medicines'

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Re: Has anyone asked this guy?

"Disruptive" is exactly what you don't want from the company who pays you; surely you want it to be as boring as possible!

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Re: VOLUNTARILY opted-out? Ha!

Out of interest, which country is this in? In many places you don't have to declare this kind of thing.

I hope your back improves soon.

Fortran greybeards: Get your walking frames and shuffle over to NASA

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Re: re: CODGER

I think they should get a PFY to recode it in Python so it runs 10x slower and then tell them to get a faster supercomputer. That's the "modern" solution isn't it?

I'm not sure we should pandas to your prejudice...

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Boffin

The notorious (in the UK at least) failure to predict the storm in 1987 was because they only had the compute power to run the simulation once. These days if they run their programme on the same data many times then they can see the storm in about 40% of the runs.

Massive Oracle sales re-org to accelerate cloud cash drive

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Training?

Pillar sales engineers are - as a result - being chopped and will be replaced by a breed of Oracle employee currently in short supply - Enterprise Cloud Architects.

Have they thought about training their existing staff to take on the new role instead of firing them?

Gang-briefed by IBM bosses in Hawaii? Nah, I'll take redundancy

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Re: Statutory minimum redundancy payouts

Senior people still have a huge sense of entitlement and fail to see how it might be a problem.

Core blimey! 10,000 per rack in startup's cloud-in-a-box

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Re: 30Kw a rack?

Petaflop machines are now approaching routine; you can see them move from national centres to bigger university setups now. It'll be very interesting to know if DARPA are correct. The computer for the Blue Brain project is almost there with 839TF now.

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Re: Exactly...

Not to mention the noise from the fans to cool the thing.

What you'll need to speak to other people in the datacentre ->

Need the toilet? Wanna watch a video ad about erectile dysfunction?

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Re: My company toilet design...

We had an audit* and they found that there were too few loos for the boys and therefore too many for the girls so they switched some of them over.

*It staggers me that this is part of someone's job!

'I feel violated': Engineer who pointed out traffic signals flaw fined for 'unlicensed engineering'

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20k UK Ambulances on "blue light" calls got speeding tickets from cameras. Some of the "trusts" were fined £160k a year and had had someone spend a week per month appealing the tickets. An enormous waste of time and money that could be better spent on caring for patients.

TalkTalk HackHack DuoDuo PleadPlead GuiltyGuiltyGuiltyGuilty

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Re: Tamworth

Two months isn't a long time to move multiple racks of gear if you have to provide a continuous service.

You probably needed a few of these afterwards ->

Intel redesigns flawed Atom CPUs to stave off premature chip death

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How many manufacturers that got burned using the Atom C2000 will give Intel another shot?

Probably more than you think. Remember "Pentium inside, can't divide" - Intel chips are ubiquitous these days. Moreover, moving off Atom to ARM, MIPS etc. would require at the minimum a recompile and in reality a lot more coding effort.

TVs are now tablet computers without a touchscreen

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Re: Samsung. Eurgh .....

My Samsung "Smart TV" bought in 2012 had it's "SmartHub" update itself the other day - it infuriatingly popped up on the screen to tell me...

The scenarios described in the article are why I use a Chromecast. In addition trying to navigate the Samsung software using a remote control is a PITA.

The brave British boat men hoping to poke Larry Ellison's lads in the eye

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Re: Can't..

HMS Victory is currently getting a bit bored in the dock and with over 100 cannon there's probably more guns than the rest of the Royal Navy combined. Maybe we can use her and using only sails would even out the competition a bit.

Jimbo announces Team Wikipedia: 'Global News Police'

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Re: Could anyone explain...

Because she's more credible* than Ms Hilton ->

*comparatively

IT error at Great Western Railway charging £10k for 63-mile journey ticket

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Northrop Grumman can make a stealth bomber – but can't protect its workers' W-2 tax forms

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Re: Fine headline opportunity completely wasted

Linkedin has ~56k Northrop Grumman employees; however they did make an active choice to put a profile up.

Uber sued by ex-Lyft driver tormented by app maker's 'Hell' spyware

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Information source

I'm just wondering how Uber managed to Lyft this information...

PC sales are up across Europe. You read that right. PC sales are up

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Re: "but Brexit-blown Blighty misses out"

The pound crashed after the vote and hasn't recovered meaning that imports (including PCs) are more expensive.

Would you believe it? The Museum of Failure contains quite a few pieces of technology

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Bic for her

The reviews for Bic For Her on Amazon are amazing and well worth reading.

Alaska dentist 'pulled out patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard'

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Drilling

I hope the court are drilling into why it happened

Shooting org demands answers from Met Police over gun owner blab

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Re: Same reason I don't 'rate my mobile <insert_finance_app_here> experience'

I'd never thought of it like that. Thanks for the tip.

I always ignore those annoying rating prompts anyway...

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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But he's an excellent rugby player...

Nuh-uh, Google, you WILL hand over emails stored on foreign servers, says US judge

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Re: Terms of service

These days the Swiss banks will often refuse to open accounts for Americans or even shut accounts down because of this. This is a big problem for Americans living in Switzerland who just need an account to live.

Have we got a new, hip compound IT phrase for you! Enter... UserDev

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Re: Reminds me of Pete

I used to have one for proxy settings as lab machines couldn't access the Internet by default and sometimes they needed to for some software to activate or update etc. The settings were then restored upon reboot.

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Re: Have we got a new, hip compound IT phrase for you!

"87384 ways that Dave Bollocks broke the internet, 75345 had me in tears."

Microsoft promises twice-yearly Windows 10, O365 updates – with just 18 months' support

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Re: Dear gods...

It took us about two years to migrate from RHEL5 to 6. The OS upgrade was the easy part, it was the myriad of applications that needed to be recompiled and getting the users to test the stuff that they claimed to care about!

Wait – we can explain, says Moby, er, Docker amid rebrand meltdown

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Moby

I'm not sure about the name Moby, why does my heart feel so bad?

New MH370 analysis again says we looked in the wrong places

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Re: Easy, once we drain the ocean

Even simpler would be to attach frickin' lasers to their heads and let them fight to the death. The surviors could be dealt with by using mutant Sea Bass.

SPY-tunes scandal: Bloke sues Bose after headphones app squeals on his playlist

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The younguns

I don't understand why people don't object to data slurping; maybe it's a young people thing and I'm just get old in the bluetooth

AWS v Oracle: Mark Hurd schooled on how to run a public cloud that people actually use

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Re: Over-reliance on single nodes ...

Particularly as the license explicitly says that the Oracle database not designed for situations "that may create a risk of personal injury".

Oracle have a whole page dedicated to their healthcare products.

Microsoft touts SQL Server 2017 as 'first RDBMS with built-in AI'

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Re: Oh dear!

If you'd have said 640k transactions I'd have upvoted you ;)

30,000 London gun owners hit by Met Police 'data breach'

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Re: Why the fuss?

Or just go for the Withnail approach...

How to breathe new life into your legacy kit now you've gone hybrid

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Re: Watch your running costs

You'd need to make it clear that the disc is old and may die sooner rather than later. Of course when it does go then you'll be on the hook for repair/data restore, probably for nothing...