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BT backs down from charging millions in phone book listing fees

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Well as the paper Yellow Pages in the UK will cease publication soon, I guess that's one way of upholding the tradition

Jack in black: 12 years on, Twitter finally makes a profit from its firehose of memes and misery

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A very good question.

Their annoying habit of only marking a post as an advertisement underneath is a PITA though as you keep thinking "who the hell is this?"

Arlo, can you go? NETGEAR spins out its security cameras biz

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Re: continuous cloud and mobile app based engagement

Netgear seem very keen for me to manage my router from them using their cloud. So far it's been possible to not do this, if they make it "cloud only" then it'll be in the recycling bin pretty quickly.

UK worker who sold customers' data to nuisance callers must cough up £1k

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Well done NARS

It appears that instead of sweeping the issue under the carpet, NARS investigated the problems and reported the incident. This seems to be a rare response to a data breach these days...

New strife for Strava: Location privacy feature can be made transparent

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That'd be sneakery

IBM: About those agreed voluntary redundancies ... we were just kidding

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Re: So many shores.....

Not so shore?

Crim-checker IT system update fail has cost UK taxpayer 'MEEELLIONS'

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Re: News headlines

Some examples of public sector IT projects going well would seem like a good series of articles.

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Re: And the people wrongly fired because of an incorrect DBS/CRB check ?

A friend used to be an armed response copper. He would routinely “fail” CRB checks as the normal clerks couldn’t access his record. This “failure” caused a bit of a fuss at a school; until he got the headteacher to query it and tell the person on the phone to get their supervisor to check instead which then meant it came back clean.

UK data watchdog whacks £300k fine on biz that made 9 million nuisance calls

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Re: And the amount they will actually pay?

Yep, I make it 3.33p a call.

Crowdfunding small print binned as Retro Computers Ltd loses court refund action

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Re: As it should be

I C5 what you're saying

Heart Internet outage... three days and counting

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Re: KVMhost69

For you Prof. Shallot -->

Just can't catch a break, can ya, Capita? Shares tumble 40% amid yet another profit warning

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Re: Same old same old

On the other hand, he could give the power to the new committee which causes some of the old guard to move on. I saw this happen at a previous employer.

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Re: Hmmmm...

That'd be worth the Wait(rose)

Forget cyber crims, it's time to start worrying about GPS jammers – UK.gov report

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Re: Big Brother is Watching You

"Which is why when I'm driving, my phone is switched off and inside a tin box in the boot"

Out of interest, what happens if you need to call the emergency services quickly?

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Re: UK Priority on emergency networks

Wikipedia suggests that low priority handsets can be told to go away in an emergency. I guess this "conversation" will add load to the network though.

Govt 'comprehensively ignored' advice over NHS data-sharing deal

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Re: Free

The damage was so great that even a novice radiography would be able to spot it. Being a scientist turned geek I naturally researched what they did and it appears I received the current "gold standard" treatment.

I know someone who did what sounds like your sister's injury (ACL?) who was told to wait and felt it set her sports back and she almost evangelises ACL reconstruction.

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Re: Free

When my knee was in more pieces than recommended in Switzerland a couple of years ago they didn't ask for insurance details. They were more concerned with asking me if I wanted interim pain relief.

In America, tech support conmen get a mild slap. In Blighty, scammers get the book thrown at them

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"Good point. They should be forced to change to TalkTalk..."

Sadly I could only upvote that once -->

Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

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Re: The real question

How much ad revenue did this "artist" collect?

You mean "feather her nest"?

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Re: Bird Brain

Probably the pea(cock) brained one

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Sadly the fallout from this will hurt the people who actually need animals for support. Last time I was back in the UK I noticed a few places had signs on the disabled loos saying that not all disabilities are visible; the fact they're needed suggests that some disabled people have been on the receiving end of some horrible abuse.

Red Hat tries CoreOS on for size – and buys

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Re: Redhat, Google? @Korev

Good point

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Re: Redhat, Google?

At least as it's opensource, people can spin off the projects if they feel the urge.

Pour yourself a tall one, Juniper investors. It's lost money again

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Financial Vs Product engineering?

The Trump tax plan means Juniper will repatriate $3bn, which it will spend on acquisitions, business investment, “return of capital to shareholders” (by way of a $2bn share buyback) – oh, and there's a hint of more layoffs in the works, with a threat/promise to “increase operational efficiencies” through the year.

How about investing the money in new products that customers want to buy. If they did that then maybe revenues would rise in the longer term.

More of this please -->

NASA finds satellite, realises it has lost the software and kit that talk to it

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Re: $10 SDR USB dongle

Good idea -->

Borked bog forces flight carrying 83 plumbers to bug out back to base

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Those plumbers would have been flush with cash....

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That would have been a shock to the cistern

Thar she blows: Strava heat map shows folk on shipwreck packed with 1,500 tonnes of bombs

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Re: Didn't anybody walk out the outline of a huge... ?

Or discover that a local ferry company has "borrowed" a Twitter feed that you run... You then make it look like said ferry is in Milton Keynes and then make them buy IBM Middleware. Clicky

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Re: blow the bloody doors off

Sad the actress to the bishop....

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Re: Fake (news) data ?

Fake data to strava is relatively simple I believe.

Yep, there's an API and also it lets you upload gpx tracks (which are just XML files containing latitude, longitude, height and the time in UTC). Pretty much any reader of this Esteemed Organ would be able to knock something up in no time.

You could even could even claim you ran from London to Paris in 2 hours... ->

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Water movement?

These bombs were loaded with TNT. They could be transported fused because the design included a propeller mechanism at the front which only screwed the fuse into position as the bombs fell from an aircraft.

Would (has?) water movement from tides and currents also activate the "propellors"?

Ugly, perfect ten-rated bug hits Cisco VPNs

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Beautiful South

Since reading the headline this morning, I haven't been able to get this out of my head...

The only cure? -->

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Yep, computer security is going into meltdown

Tsk-tsk, fat cat Softcat: Milk-slurping reseller taken to court

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Re: History repeating itself...

A shame they didn't feel the strong ARM of the law...

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Sounds like he was the Softcat that got the cream

UK's iconic Jodrell Bank Observatory nominated as World Heritage Site

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Re: Bah!

In case anyone missed the wonderful Geek's guide to Goonhilly

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Re: Things....

I thought that was just a bad D'ream

PC not dead, Apple single-handedly propping up mobe market, says Gartner

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Re: "Trivial stuff"

My main hobby is photography, and I can't really think of managing, processing and printing my photos from a phone or even a tablet. Too small screens, lack of proper applications

Adobe Lightroom is surprisingly useful and fast on an iPad. You can do 95%+ of what you need on it. They just need to fix the workflow* bit so you don't end up with duplicated photos or having to manually delete photos off the tablet.

*I keep all my photos on a NAS, so haven't played with their newish creative cloud storage yet, this may have improved things dramatically.

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You'd expect the consultancies to make a point of saying how good their previous predictions were in their marketing if they were as good as they say...

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Re: Can't do most of my work on a Tablet...

A current iPad Pro has 4GB of RAM and either three or six cores (depending on how you measure it); for a huge number of people that's enough.

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Re: "can be done by a phone or a tablet with a keyboard."

Probably Meltdown and Spectre will trigger a PC sales boost, as soon fixed chips become available

I was wondering why this wasn't mentioned in the article. I for one will only upgrade when hardware-based solutions are available (assuming my four year old PC doesn't die first).

Qumulo needed EMEA crew, and an ex-Isilon bunch worked out nicely

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Probably a good thing

When I maintained storage, the Isilon support team at HQ and the team in the UK were pretty good.

Apple whispers farewell to macOS Server

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In-house at Apple?

Does anyone know what Apple use in-house? I assume they have 10s of thousands of Macs and quite a few iphones too.

IT 'heroes' saved Maersk from NotPetya with ten-day reinstallation blitz

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Re: I hope

I agree.

Also, I hope for IT's sake that there's a "Let's make sure this doesn't happen again" rather than finger pointing exercise .

Another one -->

Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty contest for Botox-enhanced pouts

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Did Katie Price still win?

Surely that's Jordan not Saudi Arabia

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Re: Personality?

Match of the Dromedary

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I think their owners got their just deserts

Europe slaps €997m antitrust fine on Qualcomm

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Re: Microsoft/Munich next ?

The person quoted in that article is from the company who provided the Linux service to Munich; he's probably not an unbiased source :)

£60m, five years late... Tag criminal tagging as a 'catastrophic waste' of taxpayers' cash

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Re: Radical Suggestion...

Fewer errors?

Curse of Woz strikes again – first Fusion-io fizzles out, now Primary Data goes down

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Re: Dumbass idea - its just a scam to make money from idiot investors

make the staff cleanup their crap files from five years ago because "we might need that!". Twats.

For us in genomics/imaging land, that doesn't help hugely as we'd only get rid of 10-20% of our data. You also come up against the trump card of "regulator/auditor" might want to see this; which is quite hard to argue against.