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Tech firms, come to Blighty! Everything is brill! Brexit schmexit, Galileo schmalileo

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We'll most likely pick France or Germany

Me, I'd go for Ireland. Cheap, an economy more likely to succeed than strike-ridden France, and a much nicer place to work than Germany.

Ireland offers what Britain did up until recently: EU membership, native English speaking, a timezone that kind of works for the America and Asia.

Ex-Rolls-Royce engineer nicked on suspicion of giving F-35 info to China

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In other news, Rolls-Royce announced this morning it is shedding 4,600 jobs. The company has been struggling with faults in its Trent 1000 engines, which power certain models of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner.

Clicking through to the Reuters article, the RR share price has shot up after the news came out :(

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Re: Stupid... Just stupid...

My reaction -->

If we were allowed two icons you'd get a virtual pint too

Scrapping Brit cap on nurses, doctors means more room for IT folk

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Why did they leave?

Because they felt that the British people told them to go back home.

Because, 2 years after the vote, they still don't have any assurance about the rights they will have once Brexit is in effect.

Anecdotally, the last two people we've had start work here were EU citizens working in Cambridge before and said the above. They didn't mention salaries, but they're probably happy they're earning more than the poor pay for technical people in the UK.

Intel chip flaw: Math unit may spill crypto secrets from apps to malware

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Re: Performance on maths code?

Thanks for the explanations Peter.

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Performance on maths code?

The previous Spectre/meltdown patches didn't really impact performance on maths-intensive code, as this is patching the FPU, I guess this might change things. Does anyone know?

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Shares?

Have any Intel C suite people sold any shares recently? I'm sure if there were any sales then they were preplaned

Cloud-in-a-box? Bo-ring! How about cloud-in-a-tank?

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Hypervisor?

If it's offline, why use Azure and not just HyperV (or VMWare) and avoid some added complexity?

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Re: I'm likely being highly ignorant....

Which shell do you think they'd use?

Microsoft loves Linux so much its R Open install script rm'd /bin/sh

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Re: EEE play

R language is extended atm with incompatible M$-only features, that work only on SQL Server and Azure.

Rstudio has open source bits and paid for bits too. It's not a MS-only trait.

Da rude sand storm seizes the Opportunity, threatens to KO rover

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Re: centigrade

My mate Kelvin says no...

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Re: A place in history

"It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract." Alan Shepherd

Scammers use Google Maps to skirt link-shortener crackdown

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Re: cut out the middleman

That's easy to work around, just set them to 127.0.01

Intel confirms it’ll release GPUs in 2020

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People (read: gamers) are much more likely to upgrade their GPUs than their CPUs (which will usually involve new motherboard and RAM too

Also, "home" CPUs haven't really got much faster in the past half decade or so; GPU speed has increased massively.

AI built to track you through walls because, er, Parkinsons?

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Re: Bone-breaking falls

Getting some poorly paid PhD student to pretend to fall over a lot is unlikely to work either, since real falls don't look anything like pretend falls.

Also, a 20 something student is also going to have a very different gait and lifestyle to a middle-aged Parkinson's patient.

Low AI rollout caused by dumb, fashion-victim management – Gartner

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Not surprisingly too, only a small majority wanted an AI to replace a teacher, lawyer, shrink or doctor.

On the other hand, cancer drug treatments decided on by a machine are an excellent example of where machine learning is very handy. It's impossible for a human to comprehend the mutlivariate data generated by modern profiling (think a five figure number of variables) so a computer is the only way to do it.

First A380 flown in anger to be broken up for parts

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Cornwall Airport always seems to give the impression that it might die as the traffic is very volatile. For a long time they had flights to Dublin with no codeshare, which wasn't good as it meant that you'd have to chance it or go to Heathrow for a connecting flight.

Sadly the RAF choppers have moved out -->

Yahoo! Kills! The! Messenger!

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Re: They already killed the presence icon

>you never get any wok done for the constant interuptions.

Instant messaging kills my kitchen productivity too...

Tech rookie put decimal point in wrong place, cost insurer zillions

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Re: Inktomi proxies

When I lived in Cambridge they were awful. The work around used to be to put a different area's proxy into your browser*.

* thanks (u)cam.misc** for the tip

**It appears cam.misc is still just about alive, no idea if the University's internal newsgroups are still going though

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Re: Unusual to say the least

You forgot the icon ;)

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Re: Lira?

You beat me to it! We probably shouldn't Panda to bad jokes though....

ICO smites Bible Society, well fines it £100k...

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This story is a New Testament to poor security

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

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>I never knew BirdsEye had their own bank.

Very good Captain

Britain's new F-35s arrive in UK as US.gov auditor sounds reliability warning klaxon

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As a boy, I loved Jan Mark's book, Thunder and Lightnings. I remember my dad reading it to us.

Monday: Intel touts 28-core desktop CPU. Tuesday: AMD turns Threadripper up to 32

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Re: Gimme speed

That’s the case for most users, but I have genetic analyses that are highly parallel, so more cores scales better than more clock speed.

I'm not familiar with your situation, but why don't you run on a cluster? If you're doing something like sequence alignment to a genome then it's pretty easy to scale the number of jobs up to the number of files or file pairs (for PE reads).

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Re: Maths co-processor?

>My Archimedes could do most of what the Amiga did in hardware, but in software.

Speaking of Acorn... The BBC micro had "Tubes", daughterboards for external CPUs like a Z80, ARM or even x86.

One for the Acorn folks whose computer started my career -->

FTSE has a nap after a full English IT glitch

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Re: Gives a new meaning to the phrase....

I wonder who's going to FTSE the bill?

SAP cofounder admits: Biz goofed on branding, confused customers, depressed staff

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Re: Good looking?

Expect bad service-quality from any hospital, public-administration that run on SAP, their employees have serious troubles inputting your data.

I recently had problems after buying something from a company, their system had got confused about currencies, forgot about exchange rates somewhere and had taken too little money from my credit card. The company chased me for the remainder and I was less than pleased about their cockup. The very helpful support man told me that since they'd migrated to SAP two years ago they'd had loads of problems like the one I had...

Intel claims it’s halved laptop display power slurpage

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Intel knows there’s nothing wrong with modern PCs and that’s the problem: users will put up with ‘em for a year or three longer than used to be the case

You mean Intel didn't release a significantly faster desktop chip for years, but when AMD Rizen from the grave Intel managed to suddenly up the core count. :)

Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really

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Re: Sounds...

You mean "Troubleshooting with the Windows Sysinternals Tools" or is that a "Trojan Horse"?

G Suite admins need to RTFM – thousands expose internal emails

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> Why is it even an option to expose your private stuff online?

You mean you don't?

Mine's the dirty old one -->

Fake NIPS slip site scandalizes AI world

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Hopefully they can nips this one in the bud

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

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Re: Also very much missing,

She'd have told you to buzz off by now

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Or tried using a drone to find it

Britain mulls 'complete shutdown' of 4G net for emergency services

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Ahh Thanks for the headsup -->

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Airwave has served the emergency services effectively, and has averaged 99.9 per cent availability since April 2010.

Unless my maths is completely screwed, I make that just over 3.5 days of downtime per year. That's actually pretty poor for such an essential service...

Experts build AI joke machine that's about as funny as an Adam Sandler movie (that bad)

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Re: A career in television?

That would still make either of the two machines funnier than any british sitcom that has been made in the past 10 years.

I was trying to think of examples to contradict you and I'm struggling to think of any...*

*Please feel free to suggest some I've missed, it's almost the weekend.

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Re: Start it off with an easier challenge

"Monty Python"? Is that a Python module that yells "Monty you're a terrible c***" at random?

Facebook finally fully embraces GDPR – Generally Derailing Pages Recklessly

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Re: too lame to have a real page

Maybe worse again are the businesses who just create a "normal" user account and then befriend people. I know this is against Facebook's rules but it seems widely flouted.

Select few to watch World Cup in 4K high dynamic range colour on BBC iPlayer

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Re: Sorry, Europe

The Rugby World Cup is only next year...

Mine's the black and gold Cornish one -->

Intel teases Optane DIMMS, but you may need a new Xeon first

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You missed one there...

>Intel teases Optane DIMMS, but you may need optane a new Xeon first

FTFY

Meet the real spin doctors: Scientists tell H2O to chill out so they can separate isomers

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Re: Just putin an idea out

Upvoted for the "putin"

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Re: This!

oh, please don't tell the homeopaths about the binary water. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Homeopaths & 15KV? Sounds like a good combination to me.

Mine's the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0”>pint of homeopathic lager</a>. Cheers!

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Re: The most important question is ...

Either, as long as it's a few drops of liquid water and not ice...

Don't read this, Oracle... It's the rise of the open-source data strategies

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Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

>Even non-relational databases like MongoDB have obviated the need to stick with Oracle

Horrible, ugly word... What's wrong with "eliminated"?

ISP popped router ports, saving customers the trouble of making themselves hackable

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Re: How many people...?

Would Dido SingTel?

Sysadmin's PC-scrub script gave machines a virus, not a wash

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A stiff drink?

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We used to have McAfee on our Uni NT4 machines, it used to slow the PCs down so much that most people just disabled it (I have no idea how/why this was possible).

We need a John Mcafee icon, ideally one from his uninstall video with the guns, girls and "bath salts" (NSFW).

Until then we'll just have to use this -->

Businesses brace themselves for a kicking as GDPR blows in

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Equifax?

>OnlyID from FIS and Equifax, for example, allows customers to onboard or authenticate themselves to e-retailers that are part of the network.

Equifax you say? Their cybersecurity record is exemplary...

Cloud is a six-horse race, and three of those have been lapped

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Re: Gartners Magic Square....

This one's unusual as it seems quite sensible - possibly because the conclusion is obvious to anyone.