* Posts by katrinab

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Forget DeepFakes. This robo-Rembrandt with AI for brains is not bad at knocking off paintings

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So basically a printer?

It is probably better than my Pixma 8500 which has 8 colours, but then, it is 14 years old.

But then, there hasn't actually been that much improvement in printing technology since then. If I go to Jessops today and ask them to sell me a replacement for it, they would sell me a Pixma 100S, which also has 8 colours, at the same resolution and roughly the same speed. The only improvement seems to be in connectivity options.

Oh my chord! Sennheiser hits bum note with major HTTPS certificate cock-up

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WTF?

My Marshalls headphones work fine without any sort of software or root certificates. What could a headphone possibly do that requires anything other than the standard operating system audio stack?

OneDrive is broken: Microsoft's cloudy storage drops from the sky for EU users

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Re: Daily dose

"I wonder how many other internally visible services have amber monitoring right now ???"

None, because the monitoring thingy that changes is down, so it is stuck on green.

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I presume your kettle and wristwatch don't run on clouds; though your kettle might produce some clouds when working correctly.

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As a network drive, an SMB share, a WebDAV share and via the Synology apps and the web interface.

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My Synology File Station still works perfectly.

Euro consumer groups: We think Android tracking is illegal

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Re: The user has no freedom but to consent

"The real problem is the insistence of the ad companies to engage in ubiquitous surveillance as part of their business model. You can absolutely do advertising without spying on everybody, it's just less lucrative."

I'm not even sure about that. In the old days of dead-tree publications, there was no ad tracking, everyone saw the same ads. That was actually a lot more lucrative. People actually bought local newspapers etc to look at the ads, and if you had an advert in a newspaper, that meant you were a big trustworthy company. Now it seems to mean you are a bottom-feeding, clickbaity scammer.

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Re: There is no real option to turn off Location History once it has been enabled;

The Anonymous Coward is talking utter horsecrap.

There are two location histories, you can only turn one of them off, and that makes no difference whatsoever to Google's ability to track your location history.

Uber fined £385k by ICO for THAT hack of 57m customers' deets

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Re: Couldn't happen to a nicer company

If it was paid from the pension fund, that would lead to a pension deficit, which I'm sure the Board would wish to remedy as soon as possible.

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Re: Couldn't happen to a nicer company

Like the husband of the Chief Magistrate at Westminster Magistrates Court[1] who has given favourable rulings[2][3] in court cases against them?

[1] https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/18/uber-judge-steps-aside

[2] https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/26/uber-case-licence-london

[3] http://www.localgovernmentlawyer.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35993%3Aprosecution-of-uber-driver-dismissed-amid-claims-app-was-plying-for-hire&catid=61&Itemid=29

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Re: Peanuts

If they were to massage the figures, in which direction would they massage them? They wouldn't want people to think they only had 15 customers in the UK.

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Re: Peanuts

I work out out as 14p per person. You divide the £385,000 by the 2,700,000 UK customers caught up the the breach, not the 57,000,000 customers worldwide.

Microsoft reveals terrible trio of bugs that knocked out Azure, Office 362.5 multi-factor auth logins for 14 hours

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Re: What's in the fine print?

I read the SLA. They promise one 9 of uptime (95%), so it should be renamed Office 347.

Office 365 Exchange enjoys a less than manic Monday. Users? Not so much

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Re: I thought this was supposed to be a NEWS site

The last report called it Office 361, so I think it is Office 360 now, unless an outage has dropped out of counting.

HMRC: 30 months to prep Northern Ireland backstop systems, 24 for customs

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Re: There is no way...

If you don't have a government, if you don't have a government, then how you gonna make a government collapse?

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They are saying they can do it in 30 months. That is very optimistic.

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They don't hold back when there is a Renewable Heat Incentive available.

Lush scrubs its card-processing servers squeaky clean

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“Nobody is going to notice that the transaction came out a few days later”

Inwould notice. Anyone with an account that supports instant notifications would notice. Monzo is probably the best known example, but there are loads of acco7nts that do this now.

Black(out) Friday for HSBC: iOS and Android banking apps on the fritz

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Re: Not working here

I have accounts with pretty much all the banks out there for that reason. HSBC is the one the bills and direct debits are paid from, but not the one the salary is paid into.

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Not working here

I can log in OK, but then I get a system error when I try to do anything. Fortunately, I don't need to do anything. Bill payment day is next weekend. I know there is plenty of available credit on my Amex and Mastercard should I feel any desire to spend money on the first day of Black Friday that is actually a Friday.

Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget

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Re: Home security problem

“I assume you've got something that keeps your internet traffic running in roughly the same cycles when you're away as well?”

Yes, it is called Windows Update

Peers to HMRC: Digital tax reforms 3 days after Brexit? Hold your horses, how 'bout 3 years...

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Re: How they do it in NL

" If not, or if you use a homebrewed system you just go to a web form and enter the numbers in a few boxes. Takes about 5 mins (if you're a slow typist) every quarter."

That's what we do at the moment, but the government wants to "modernise" it.

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Re: Nope

Sorry, you brain is not MTD compliant. You will need to get a new system.

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Some of the reasons why you might be required to register even though you are below the registration threshold

You are a non-resident trader

Certain types of foreign / EU trade

Part of a VAT group

In all of those cases, you won't be able to register for MTD at the moment, because it can't cope with those scenarios yet.

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Re: From Window Tax to Windows Tax

Could it be a LibreOffice macro?

At the moment, if you need to file a MOSS return, one of the options is to put the details in a spreadsheet template and upload it to them. The templates are available in Excel and Libreoffice formats, which between them, cover most operating systems.

What will happen to MOSS after Brexit? Right now, nobody knows. Will UK traders have to register in another EU country to report sales after 29th March? I expect most will chose Ireland so that they can communicate with the tax office in English. Are they ready to handle loads of applications?

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"I don't even have to do VAT and earn under 12k a year so this will just eat into that."

In that case you are exempt at the moment because you are below the registration threshold.

Black Friday? Yes, tech vendors might be feeling a bit glum looking at numbers for the UK

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Re: It's worse than Christmas...

Hallowe'en was invented in Scotland as a Pagan festival thousands of years ago. It was exported to USA than re-imported to England with some variations, eg pumpkins instead of turnips for the lanterns.

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Re: Comparing prices before buying

They do. mysupermarket.com seems to be suspiciously slow on in-store wifi.

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Re: It's worse than Christmas...

What happened was that last Friday, people were looking round the shops, not buying anything, and told them they weren't going to buy now because they were waiting for Black Friday. So, on Saturday, they decided to declare that it was now Black Friday in the hope that they would get some actual sales.

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Re: It's because

I was planning to buy a new coat, because, it's winter and I need something a bit warmer. I didn't buy it a few weeks ago because I knew Black Friday was coming and it would likely be cheaper then. Yesterday, the shop that had the coat I want announced it was Black Friday despite it being a Wednesday, and the coat was available at a more reasonable price, so I bought it.

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Re: Well what do you expect

Most people get paid towards the end of the month. Tomorrow is the second last Friday of the month, and earlier than the average pay day.

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My first sighting of Christmas stuff this year was on 13th June.

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Re: Relief

You go to the DFS central warehouse and ask for the product you want at reception. Then they will give you it at full price.

Sage CEO: £60m says we can convert more folk to Business Cloud

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Re: Sage drive/cloud = useless

"There is still part of a mainframe embedded into Sage50 somewhere I can feel it in my....."

It was originally written for Amstrad computers running CP/M, then ported to MS DOS and later to Windows.

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Re: If there's anything least suited to the cloud it's accountancy software

Having you and your accountant able to access the data at the same time is useful. They can do all their accounting adjustments, depreciation and so on while you continue to put your sales and purchases into it.

Clouds are one way to do this, there are other ways such as give them a login on your remote desktop server.

Sage Drive is supposed to allow you to do this, however, it is not reliable enough to be of any use, so you will need to find another solution, such as an rdp server.

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Re: Sage are pushing customers

It is not at all clear that MTD is going to happen. They are way behind schedule, it doesn't work for a lot of use cases, eg anyone, who at any time, has ever traded with someone in another EU country. Also, there is a very large Brexit-shaped object heading their way which needs more urgent attention.

1,700 lucky Brit kids to visit Apple Stores for 'Year of Engineering'

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Re: Real world software engineering

They are all the same though.

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Re: So really they're preparing the next generation for life in retail?

You want the low-oxygen 99.9% pure copper cable for the best fidelity when transferring mp3 files to the phone.

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Re: Huh?

They think the woman who changed the battery on my iPhone at the weekend is an Engineer.

Nothing wrong with repairing phones for a living, but it isn't Engineering.

Oracle sued by app sales rep: I made tens of millions for Larry, then fired for being neither young nor male – claim

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Re: We only have her word for it

If the whole team is under-performing, then either the product they are trying to sell is rubbish, or the target market just isn't big enough to justify the targets set.

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Re: @AC

I would suspect the intersection of both ageism and sexism. A younger woman would have got a different sort of harassment. A man of that age, I'm not sure what would have happened.

Did you hear? There's a critical security hole that lets web pages hijack computers. Of course it's Adobe Flash's fault

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Re: Kill Flash by 2020? But... but...

They are all available in mp4 format. My iPad is flash free, always has been, and I have no problems at all with cat videos.

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You haven't met the people who programmed the interface for my hire car.

A 5G day may come when the courage of cable and DSL fails ... but it is not this day

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Or like BT Openreach. I'm not sure that's a good idea.

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Re: Cityfolk

Basically, you want to live in my house, in a fairly low-density suburb of a large town, with a line-of sight view of the phone mast about 30 meters away. My 4G is the same speed as my ADSL.

Cable options are not so good though.

UK's national Airwave terminal procurement framework awarded to Motorola and Sepura

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Aren’t we supposed to have a mostly completed 5G rollout in the UK by 2022?

Linux kernel Spectre V2 defense fingered for massively slowing down unlucky apps on Intel Hyper-Thread CPUs

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Re: That's multiprocessing, not multithreading

"Many applications don't use multiple threads very heavily."

Maybe, but it is possible to run more than one application, or indeed one virtual machine on a single computer.

Finally a platform for train puns: IBM Halt station derailed

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6032 passenger visits per year, which would be about 23 return journeys per working day in the first half of the year, when there were still people working there, and zero in the second half, other than a couple of trainspotters who want to visit every station in an area.

Scumbags cram Make-A-Wish website with coin-mining malware

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Re: Check the annual reports

Look at the US accounts

http://wish.org/about-us/making-a-difference/managing-funds

On the IRS 990 pdf p.9, The Chief Information Officer earns $246,821; and the VP earns $263,972

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"It's not clear what exactly motivated the utter scum to chose to compromise the website of a charity that performs acts of kindness for seriously ill children"

I don't think the malware script cares what sort of website it is infecting.

Also, in my experience, big multinational charities tend not to care about anything other than their director's massive salaries.