* Posts by katrinab

7088 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Aug 2016

Want to hang out with criminals but can't be bothered to download Tor? Try Facebook

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Re: Minimum wage = not very good

Maharashtra is also very popular and even cheaper, about ₹55 per hour, which is less than $1.

As the UK updates its .eu Brexit advice yet again, an alternative hovers into view

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Re: Say what?

Gibraltar is one of the five UK countries that are in the EU.

Unionised BT workers reject plans to revamp pay, grading structures

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Re: BT is changing - the redundancies and reorganisation are necessary

I see this is your first post on El Reg. Would one of your many BT rôles per chance be in their PR department?

Naming your company 101: Probably best not to have the word 'Oracle' anywhere near branding

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Yes, here’s one for Siemens Electrical Co Limited who are not in any way related to the German technology company.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/company-names-tribunal-decision-siemens-electrical-co-limited/signed-order-on-siemens-electrical-co-limited

It was changed to 11363896 LTD which is their company number.

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Re: Lack of detail?

The shopping centre was named after the Oracle Workhouse which was previously on the site from the 17th Century, so before the database slinger was founded.

Trump fights with Google over Chinese military, AI scoops Turing Prize, Dota2 competition coming

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Re: For those who missed it

Also Shafiq bin Laden, Osama's brother.

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I have a problem

It is April Fool's Day. It is an article about Trump. It is completely crazy, and at the same time totally normal. How am I supposed to know if it is true?

Brit founder of Windows leaks website BuildFeed, infosec bod spared jail over Microsoft hack

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Re: First time ...

It funds the criminal injuries compensation board. I don't think Microsoft will get any money from them.

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Re: It's all been delayed again (probably NSFW)

Or more likely that Parliament is in a complete state of paralysis at the moment and facing its biggest constitutional crisis ever, even worse than the Oliver Cromwell era, so porn laws are just not a priority right now.

As an example, they’ve been without a Minister for Disabled People for two weeks now with no immediate signs that they are going to appoint anyone.

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Re: @mark l 2

The best description I’ve seen of Mumsnet is “basically 4chan with a glass of prosecco”, or “prosecco stormfront”.

Why it hasn’t been shut down as a hate / terrorist group, I’ve no idea.

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Re: Using your credit card to prove your age and/or ID on a porn website

Yes. If you look in the gift cards section in big supermarkets, alongside the iTunes cards, Amazon cards and so on, you will usually see prepaid Visa and Mastercards. Typically they will cost £5 plus whatever credit you get on it, eg a £25 card will cost £30, whereas the ones that are restricted to a single store will cost the face vale of the card.

Brexit jitters fingered as UK consumer PC sales collapse

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Wouldn’t France be most impacted by falling diesel sales?

UK.gov admits it was slow to intervene in Verify's abject failure to meet user targets

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Re: Pushing the boulder up the hill

Another problem, particularly relevant to me right now, is that it seems to be designed for individuals. Suppose you are a company with a chain of shops around the country, and you need to set up a payment run for all the council tax payments that are due on 1st April. Right now we are still having to contact all the store managers to tell them to look out for the council tax bill and scan/email it to us. Then when we receive it, we tick it off on an Excel list. And of course some shops have two bills because it is two buildings with the wall knocked through to make a bigger shop. And some get a separate bill for the Buisiness Improvement District.

Children of Wales to be prepped for the vibrant world of work with free Office 365 ProPlus

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Re: Libre Office

£1.2m would pay for a lot of translators to improve the Welsh version of LibreOffice, and everyone in the country would benefit.

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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Re: Naughty is not the right word.

Judging by the number of Über related prosecutions in my local Magistrate's Court every week, I'm not so sure.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Re: The only conspiracy @JoshOvki

Yes it does still exist. Windows schedules a Defrag once per week unless you change the default settings.

PuTTY in your hands: SSH client gets patched after RSA key exchange memory vuln spotted

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Re: PuTTY's days are numbered

People who like GUI front-ends don’t use ssh surely?

Given you are going to be using the command line anyway, ‘ssh user@server’ is not a big problem.

Croydon school rolling in toilet roll after Brexit gift deemed unfit for the Queen's Anus Horribilis

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They will sell us it, but it will be stuck at Ostend Ferry Port waiting for a Seaborne Freight ferry to arrive.

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Because she is German with a Greek husband.

UK libraries dumped 11% of computers since 2010-11... everybody has one anyway, right?

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Re: Problem?

"Since 2010 more people have internet at home"

Also, more people don't have a home.

Apple bestows first hardware upgrades in years upon neglected iPad Mini and Air lines

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Re: Quote from Saint Jobs himself

You don't need a stylus in order to operate an iPad, unlike touch screen devices running Windows CE and Windows ME back in the day, however if you want to draw pictures on your iPad, then a stylus might give you better results than your fingers, but you can use your fingers if that is the style you are looking for.

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Re: Issues

Yes they do have 3.5mm audio jacks

What was that P word? Ah. Privacy. Yes, we'll think about privacy, says FCC mulling cellphone location data overhaul

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Re: Screw first responders

Surely it is possible to have the location data only transmitted when you dial 911, and not when your phone is in your pocket?

How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

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Re: Long way around the barn!

I’ve seen a lot of hotels like that, and always use my Tesco clubcard for that.

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Hotel lighting

"all together filling the room with a blaze of brightness to match the noonday sun."

Which hotel was this? Every hotel I've been to seems to have the room illuminated by a single 0.00005 mW LED, and I have to pack my own torch to have any chance of being able to see anything.

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

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Re: As an advertiser ...

There is a lot of advertising fraud on the viewer side as well as the advertiser site - some site owners have bots visiting their side and closed cking on the ads to generate revenue.

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Re: Facebook was down?

Quote them £500 and offer a 24 hour turnaround time.

What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks

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Bankruptcy sales are a big source of this sort of thing.

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I guess I need to get rid of my old IDE drives, now that I don't own any computers that have the appropriate sockets, and also my collection of adapters that would enable me to read them on more modern computers.

Windows XP point-of-sale machine gets nasty sniffle. Luckily there's a pharmacy nearby

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Re: Couldn't a Pi do the job these days ?

A lot POS machines these days are Android or iOS.

Carphone Warehouse fined £29m for mis-selling mobile insurance to punters who didn't need it

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Re: Apparently

I changed mine about 6 years ago because I moved from a rented house to one that I bought, and I wanted one in a different colour that matched the kitchen decor and other appliances.

I also replaced the microwave for one that has a combination oven/grill, and I actually use that a lot more than the microwave function. Works exactly the same, put it on for the appropriate number of minutes and it beeps when it’s done, but for a higher number of minutes. That cost me about £70 in Sainsburys, who didn’t try to sell me insurance.

The kettle, I’ve had for about 15 years, still works but it does look its age, and I’ll probably replace at some point.

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Re: Persistent buggers

Only insure things that are expensive and unlikely to happen.

If it is likely to happen, then put money aside for it, just like you would for eg your holiday.

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Re: Apparently

'According to a spokesman "it's a different company now"'

It is now Dixons Retail Group aka Currys PC World. A company known for its very enthusiastic selling of Coverplans.

Like for example a £15 Coverplan on a £20 toaster. If a £20 toaster breaks, you don't think about whether or not you have an insurance policy you can claim on, you throw it in the bin and get a new one.

They're BAAACK: Windows 10 nagware team loads trebuchet with annoying reminders to GTFO Windows 7

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Re: Solving the Windows Issues

Linux had one-click installs long before Windows did. Ximan’s Red Carpet came out about 20 years ago.

2 weeks till Brexit and Defra, at the very least, looks set to be caught with its IT pants down

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Re: Effects of food import tax

Picking fruit without damaging it is way more difficult. I think the technology required to do that is about 10 years away.

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Nobody knows. There's also the issue of what happens to import tax on food. Do we charge WTO rates on everything, good news for farmers, not so good for shoppers. Or do we unilaterally remove the tax in which case we have to do it for food from anywhere in the world. Lots of cheap hormone-fed chlorinated chicken in the shops, not very good for farmers.

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How the **** are you supposed to "prepare for Brexit", when, with 17 days to go, nobody has the slightest clue what to prepare for.

I like to criticise government IT contractors as much as anyone else here, but even the most perfect IT developers imaginable can't get the system ready without knowing what it is supposed to do.

Hapless engineers leave UK cable landing station gate open, couple of journos waltz right in

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Re: "A terrorist or foreign agent would have been free to plant explosives ..."

A ladder and something to smash a window?

Airlines in Asia, Africa ground Boeing 737 Max 8s after second death crash in four-ish months

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Ethiopian Air is a very good airline with excellent maintenance / safety record and so on and not at all like what you might expect from African airlines.

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

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Re: The devil is in the details

If you go to Portaloo, they would ask you to select one of their standard premanufactured designs.

That marketing email database that exposed 809 million contact records? Maybe make that two-BILLION-plus?

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Re: Pawned - or not.

I looked at one my my domains - 78 of the 86 email addresses on it are hex numbers. Does anyone ever use hex numbers as email addresses? Then there were things like sales@ which I guess some companies might have, but I don't.

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Re: easy pickings

Cloud - operates over a network connection, this can include a Samba network share

Enterprise - can be used by a company

AI - contains if statements

Remember the OpenAI text spewer that was too dangerous to release? Fear not, boffins have built a BS detector for it

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Re: English, bad English and AInglish

If you understand the non-native speaker's native language, then you will usually understand why they made the mistakes they made.

For example, if I have garbled English from an Italian, then I will do a literal translation of the word / phrase back into Italian, and look at what they really mean. For example: Secondary Seat -> Sede Secondaria -> Branch Office

An AI bot speaking in garbled English probably isn't doing a literal translation of something that makes perfect sense in another language, so that is how you would tell the difference.

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For now

Now the bot will run its rants through this script and make sure to add loads of purple words, even if it has no idea what they mean or whether they are appropriate.

Buffer overflow flaw in British Airways in-flight entertainment systems will affect other airlines, but why try it in the air?

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Re: Entertainment system pen testing

Ryanair wouldn’t have an inflight entertainment system unless they could sell access to it at a profit. For the short routes they mostly do, I think most people wouldn’t bother paying.

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Re: Land Rover Defenders

The middle one is a bit younger than me

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Re: Land Rover Defenders

The tools required to repair the thing so that it will work.

Put down the cat, coffee, beer pint, martini, whatever you're holding, and make sure you've updated Chrome (unless you enjoy being hacked)

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Re: Get off my lawn with your modern browsers and all that!

Mostly it tells you that you will find what you are looking for on port 443

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I had to delete my user profile because it would only work in Guest mode.

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When Edge takes Chrome as its engine, why would you want to download a Google wrapper for it?