Posts by Lord of Fries

Microsoft wants us to believe AI will crack practical fusion power, driving future AI

Re: Fusion of Nuclear and AI

Sir

I his train will crash, but it still has a lot of momentum.

It won’t be pretty.

Trump blinks: 'Substantially' lower China tariffs promised

I guess you forgot the /s …

Intel loses another exec as datacenter, AI chief named Nokia CEO

First thing Justin says in the first town hall?

“No I’m not Canadian”

After checking that Stephen Elop was the in fact Canadian I dicidid that I like this guy.

Nvidia's latest Blackwell boards pack 4 GPUs, 2 Grace CPUs, and suck down 5.4 kW

Re: suck down 5.4 kW

Here's some beer for cooling

Twelve years after Intel was fined $1.2bn for unfairly running over rivals, an EU court says: No need to pay

Wrong article, I thought this was the one about the new chip factories in Europe

... and then, maybe it is.

'We will not rest until the periodic table is exhausted' says Intel CEO on quest to keep Moore's Law alive

Re: I do hope they paid you

They've been idiots for the last 5 years (at least), are they actually able to change?

Is it broken yet? Is it? Is it? Ooh that means I can buy a sparkly, new but otherwise hard-to-justify replacement!

I also like shinny new kit

Couldn't agree more with Mr Dabs, the acquisition shinny new kit for the home office is one off the great experiences of the the new millennium IMHO.

Revenues are up, the boss is about to give his keynote, and results are due. Time to sell shares, says Salesforce CFO

Give the beancounters some slack!

I guess he'll be buying slack shares for a quick buck...

Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network

Lol

Those were the times...

Hackers? Leap day? Nope, just plain old internet hysteria took down stock-trading-for-noobs app RobinHood

The 3 phases of network problem solving

The 3 phases of problem solving in 90% of network issues.

It not DNS problem!

It can't be a DNS problem!

It was a DNS problem!

DoH! Mozilla assures UK minister that DNS-over-HTTPS won't be default in Firefox for Britons

Why not just use Simple DnsCrypt?

Just look at the tittle, I've been using Simple DnsCrypt in my widows boxes for a while so no one sniffs my port 53 traffic, all of it, not just browser related traffic.

Simple DnsCript is just a windows wrapper for dnscrypt-proxy that can be used for linux boxes.

just saying, some problems have simple solutions :-)

I'll get my coat now.

Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

I miss Lester Haines writhing!

He would have shared his deep thoughts on this important subject as no one else can.

No gravy is tasty enough and no lard is fatter any more!

Why Beer? just because!

A Reg-reading techie, a high street bank, some iffy production code – and a financial crash

Re: QA's Fault?

Cue to to a scene with four Yorkshire programmers....

Were's me coat?

Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

Mix tea with milk? WTF?

I never mix tea with milk, I think they're mutually exclusive. But then I'm Portuguese so let me get my coat .