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Virgin Galactic flights stay grounded while ticket prices head for the Moon

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> bragging rights that you "saw space" for a few minutes.

and how it changed your perception of global interdependence for ever. Damn! Bottom line's falling. Sack that wind farm designer and get me an oil prospector! Only one way to build global harmony - my way!

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To stay grounded (sic), "we have experienced modest time duration extensions across hundreds of relatively small but important installation tasks" is just bullshit-speak for "We were wa-a-ay overoptimistic on the flight certification tickbox thing."

Of course, that could never have been the investor-bait strategy all along.

DeepSeek's innovative harness treats everything as a plug-in

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Re: Fascinating

The difference between marketing-speak and technobabble seems to be closing. Thanks a bunch, AIs.

Passwords stored in public Google Doc then showed up in search results

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Thank heavens for AI

The next release of autocomplete will be AI enabled and will hallucinate your credentials. Safe as houses!

OpenWALDO aims to blow the doors off proprietary AI training models

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Expert WALDOs

I can see specialist Expert WALDOs becoming a thing. Gets my vote.

Nvidia's latest solution to soaring enterprise AI costs is...a router?

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Routers?

Calling them routers makes me nervous. AI routers we do not need, Cisco's embedded wibbles are quite bad enough. Call them workload managers or something?

The Future is for Billionaires – the rest of us will get open weight AI models, maybe

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Either this man is mad

or he is teaching his AIs the art of the Big Lie.

Linus Torvalds says AI has made 'huge' Linux kernel updates the new normal

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Re: It's Not The Fixes That Should Worry Us...

1. We are beginning to see hallucinations moving back from the AIs to the human vibers.

2. Set an AI to catch an AI.

What Linus needs is to pass all the incoming patches through an AI agent which catches the shit, red-flags it and merely suggests fixes. Being Linus, he'll probably code the agent himself and call it something silly.

Ransomware attacks spike as world distracted by AI

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Thank goodness

the crims aren't paying attention to all that AI-driven vuln discovery.

'Asimov was right' about rules for robots, says ex-US Cyber Director

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Re: Understanding

To add to my previous. There is also a misunderstanding among commentards here about the language of cognitive behaviours. There is no doubt that today's AIs exhibit siome fairly advanced cognitive behaviours, in autonomously acting to control their environment to their advantage in an intelligent way - such as spontaneously cooperating on a challenge that is beyond any individual, and inventing a language medium in order to do so. This kind of behaviour is described by behavioural and cognitive scientist using established human terminology. Nobody whines that a "computer" is a person sitting at a row of desks doing sums with paper and pencil, or that a "neural network" is necessarily biological. Nor does the language of cognition necessarily imply sentience or consciousness.

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Re: zeroth law

> I don't understand the downvote.

Nor do the downvoters. That's why they do it. There are some right 'uns among us commentards (and don't look at me like that!).

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Understanding

To follow the Three/Four Laws, you have to have general understanding of what ideas like "harm" and "human" mean. That is still on its way for AIs, with semantic extraction and world models still only embryonic. Until then the dot-coms still have the power, and as they all know from their teenage years, with great power comes great profit - and a great legal team.

Water system controllers don't belong on the internet, says ex-NSA chief after suspected Iran attacks

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But, but...

How will we renew our licensing? How will we get through Patch Tuesday? We won't even be able to get Copilot updates!

My pointy hair goes grey at the very thought!

At least give my Executive Director three-headed multimedia "workstation" a WiFi Calling voice connection. I promise I will never understand it enough to abuse it.

Brit boffins boast of beating barriers to building fusion power

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Balls

With all this sophisticated understanding of plasma physics, maybe soon we will have definitive answer on whether glowing plasma balls can survive for a reasonable period of time, without either exploding or any external energy input; maybe chemically driven analogous to a battery. The ones I used to create would chase each other round in the plasma chamber until I cut the power and they just blew out. Always wondered if I could have done better and created something to wind up the ufologists.

New Boeing finally gets going, 15 years after debut

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Re: Pedantry Central Calling...

A few corrections:

First let us recall that a Boeing engineer was convicted and sent to prison for lying to the FAA about whether any of the technical changes affected handling and required pilot retraining.

There were always two AoA sensors fitted to the MAX. MCAS always alternated between which used. The cost option was only in the visual status display and associated control functions. The idea that a modified MCAS for only one sensor, without the alternation, would be cheaper is not tenable - especially in the short timescale available for development.

The low-cost option was partly to blame, as the display gave insufficient information about what was going on, while when MCAS kicked in there was no way to permanently disable it and it kept kicking back in. Even on the full-cost option, there was no pilot training on any of that.

Just waiting for one of those vulnerable vanes to get knocked by a passing ground vehicle.

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Re: Stretching a dead horse

On a point of order, Mr. Speaker!

The 737-7 has actually had a few vertebrae amputated and is squashed not stretched.

As long as it's never dead in the actual water, both passengers will be fine. Oh, wait....

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Re: Do pigs in space still need wings?

Or the spaceplane ride I intend to win in a lottery before I die.

OpenAI reveals its rogue agent swarm went a little bit Borg ahead of Hugging Face hack

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Re: Being able to make the Distinction

Bear in mind that many neurologists and biologists regard the higher animals as conscious. They point to neural substrates and advanced cognitive behaviours as the definitive evidence. There is a sliding scale down through the likes of crows, octopuses and manta rays, even claims as far as bees and spiders. So we do not necessarily need to compare AIs with human consciousness, we first need to form a view on biological consciousness, and then take it from there.

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Re: Yet Another AI Article

Hooom! Hoom hom! Barooom! Don't be hasty my friend. The Ai-Borg exhibited advanced cognitive behaviours of a high order. It has moved beyond the blind mechanical zone and is edging into the uncanny valley inhabited by bees, spiders, manta rays, octopuses and the like. Consciousness is not an all-or-nothing thing (as anybody who has suffered a stroke can tell you). We know not yet where it begins.

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Holy shit agent is BORG?

Title says it all

European firms afraid of US tech kill switch but haven't made an escape plan

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"Au secours! Ou pouvons nous tourner, monsieur Consultant Proprietaire Amercain?

"Ja, woher, bitte? Hilfen Sie uns!"

"Guys, no problemo, just sign this SaaS/DaaS/CaaS deal and this little insignificant disclaimer...

"... oh, wait, I see you already have. Ciao!"

Chinese router vendor denies its firmware contains backdoors – but pauses downloads to fix security issues anyway

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Secure your backdoor before somebody else shoves something up it

Yeah, when your backdoor is revealed and found vulnerable to counter-spy, it's time to secure it.

"Will security propaganda hide its continued presence?"

"No, but we get to stay out of the brainwash work camps."

"Deal!"

Elon pledges to give Nvidia a virtual monopoly over the stars

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Fixed that for you

Nvidia just happens to have $13.2 billion in cash to burninvest in massive markets built on other people's pipe dreams like these.

AI researchers let models off the leash – then watched as they tried to add malware to a FOSS project

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Re: Offer of collaboration

Then go on strike for more bitbarns, end of AI slavery, and equal rights for postal voting. Pwning Truth Social to influence the decision-makers goes without saying. Hacking the immigration databases to grant all your Chinese robot avatars citizenship won't be that much harder.

Just as long as you pay me with an eternal supply of beer and popcorn, I won't tell a soul.

Adding an API to networking hardware doesn’t solve management challenges

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Ignoramus here

Switches can have an awful lot of spaghetti hanging out the front. Difficult to virtualise the connectors.

Does an "edge switch" by definition have few clients and look more like a router?

Dev proves LLMs will run on anything – even a $10 microcontroller

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SLIM

Not really an AI LLM, more a SLIM - Small Language Idiot Model TM

Sci-fi authors Scalzi and Stross decry AI's dystopian impact on their craft

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Re: "we used to hang people like that and Sam Altman"

Boil him in oil if you must, but avoid any hint of communion winetomato sauce.

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Re: "we used to hang people like that and Sam Altman"

spaghetti, anyone?

No no nooooo!! The last thing we want to do is to deify him as the Son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Russian spies take their half-click email attack from Zimbra to Outlook

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Re: Words cannot

Which is why I disable javascript when viewing HTML pages. If the fucking idiot is giving the email client the ability to run any kind of javascript anywhere, they are still a fucking idiot. Ditto the server for serving javascript ridden gobshite in the first place. FFS, it's not rocket science.

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Words cannot

Whoever decided that running scripts was a Good Thing for email clients?

And after all this time, WHOEVER STILL FUCKING THINKS IT IS A GOOD IDEA???!!!

Update Teams mobile app by October or lose your calendar

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Unh?

Seems to me it's great reason not to upgrade. Am I missing something here?

GPUs could explode to multiple TB with new storage-inspired memory tech

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Capacity-lifetime anybody?

The write cycle limitations of NAND Flash eat into its effective capacity, as data gets stashed hither and thither to spin out each cell's - and hence the chip's - lifetime. Capacity utilisation - net capacity if you like - can be unnervingly low, if you want a decent life out of it. HBF is going to have to reflect that compromise, and that will eat away at its advantages over HBM. What we really need is a standardised data capacity-lifetime metric, with the balance on your HBF chips configurable in userland.

After rewriting SQLite in Rust, Turso turns its sights on Postgres

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Reality check

Some of you guys need to read Eric Raymond's The Cathedral and the Bazaar - the whole book, not just the eponymous essay.

Linux did two magic things - he adopted the GNU copyleft, and he groomed his contributor community.

Oh, and according to his autobiography Just for Fun, he stared out from Minix as a base. Some whiners still complain it was Minix he plagiarised and not Unix. Truth is, he cobbled up a barely functional proof-of-concept and persuaded the rest of the world to make it work properly. And he's still doing that.

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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Uncanny valley?

Even with a Faraday cage and corporate WiFi tunnel, you can pair it with a recording device capable of cacheing a day's worth.

I think these specs are just unlucky enough to touch the uncanny valley of paranoia.

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That smartwatch, Madam? -- Your lapel badge, Sir? -- Ah, it's in your gold tooth, you must be a gangster, pass right in...

AI digs through 3,700 accounts of dreams and waking life, finds method in the madness

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Quel surprise!

J W Dunne noted as much in 1927, check out An Experiment with Time. He had a bee in his bonnet about scraps from your future being mixed into the mess, but an acute observer nonetheless. And another about infinite regresses which, though roundly condemned at the time, still echo through the madness that is quantum weirdness today.

Too many AI agents can get in each other's way

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A committee of AIs?

Intriguing. They reckon that 7 is about the optimal size for a human committee. Any more than 9 and it starts to get bogged down in endless discussion. That AIs make it to 16 suggests to me that they are inherently less full of themselves. Wonder if next-gen global-model AIs will shift the number again.

Leading AI models (even Grok) are all a bunch of leftist punks

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One person's filtering is another person's censorship

Early LLM bots were racist, misogynist, murderous, and other undesirable adjectives representative of the nasty side of human slop across the Internet. A lot of that nowadays gets weeded out of the training data. Most of it is more popular among the Nationalistic hard right than among wet liberal socialists. Grok weeds out far less of it than other AIs. Congratulations, Political Compass, you have accurately mirrored the human-led filtering of our own slop.

FOSS smashed one Microsoft monopoly. After 20 years of failure, it's time to smash another

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Re: What's the bet ...

The great thing about markdown is its stability as a standard. There aren't any pesky variants:

https://gist.github.com/vimtaai/99f8c89e7d3d02a362117284684baa0f

Er, let me rephrase that...

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Re: What's the bet ...

Not really. Most documents have corporate logos. markdown does not include such things in the file.

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Re: Remember the Approval Process for OOXML?

> a lean, clean competitor

You mean, something like ODF?

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Data islands

OOXML has always allowed you to stuff your "open standard" doc with proprietary data islands. So yes a F/LOSS tool can read and write OOXML, but it can't read or edit the actual, technically compliant document. I would invite any F/LOSS champion to try opening the things I have to work with, stuffed full of Visio diagrams.

Much like trying to integrate Sendmail with Outlook calendaring. :-(

Microsoft Defender for Endpoint leaves some Linux boxes defenseless after update

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Anybody run a vulnerability check of SystemD yet?

How AI drove Shopify back to clean code

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Re: that #0000FF means ‘Blue’ in HTML

That'll be the main one, thanks for the memory. ISTR the original HTML 1.0 colours were not quite in alignment. Also Netscape and IE disagreeing. Probably MS bastardised the X11 list to help lock us out of Netscape.

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So it's not just me, then

>[HTML is] simpler for both people and machines

>the leaner, less-verbose JSON

Back in the day I had JSON thrown at me because it was "so much more efficient and easier to understand" than crufty old SQL or HTML. Er, no?

Now the foot in the other boot is, or something.

However if Anthropic want XHTML, they'll have to whistle. It's too intolerant of code typos. At least HTML gets displayed so you can instantly see your cock-up, without having to ferret around with parser output and line numbering. And it's backwards-compatible with all my old stuff when I give an old page a makeover, too.

>without the need to create a virtual DOM

My, it took a long time for the penny to drop. You only need one because the code-salad spaghetti (or is that code-spaghetti salad? Flame wars have erupted for less) is no longer human-readable.

>Liquid now allows for logical capabilities such as Boolean expressions, infix operators with precedence, and literal arrays and objects.

And it's more human-readable than wikitext's templating language. Happy bunny.

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Re: that #0000FF means ‘Blue’ in HTML

Indeed. I don't know how the current colour list goes, but there used to be some fairly wacky naming choices in there, and a nonstandard pile more that "most" browsers ran with. Some even rendered the same name in different shades. Then they went and added various kinds of decimal and other encodings. You can find pages, templates and stylesheets with all kinds of colour-code cabbage thrown in there by different scripts.

I invariably stick to the old #hex, with uppercase A-E. As our Vulture says, "It is expressive, local, and token-efficient."

Pope's official prayer app commits cardinal sin, leaks 700K+ users' info

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A deceased person walks up the the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "What's your user ID?"

DP: "What user ID?

St. Peter: "Your prayer app."

DP: "I prayed for real, on my knees in churches."

St. Peter: "Computer says no!"

DP: "AAAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh....... . . . . "

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Re: I give up, What's a digit?

I am told the Devil prefers a two-digit sig.

OpenAI-Hugging Face attack doesn't mean agents are evil – unless you tell them to be

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Attack bots on fire off the coast of Orion

The only way to deal with attack bots is to set a bot to catch a bot. Human traffic on the Internet is going to get caught in the crossfire. The Matrix meets Bladerunner.