* Posts by Edward Ashford

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50 GW of datacenter demand queues up for UK grid access

Edward Ashford

Sounds like Guinness Peat all over again.

Sadly I fear you are just linking the economy very forcefully to an AI bubble burst.

A national strategy like "build 20% more than current maximum demand" might provide a softer fall.

Building Control and council planning services can already tell who is pie in sky and who is pouring founds. Just needs joined up.

Recycling biz reckons AI features are destroying smartphone resale values

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Re: "destroying smartphone resale values"

As long as you can turn it off. This is sounding like Samsung should have called it the Disorganiser Mk1 instead of the S24.

A Mk2 would not necessarily be an improvement.

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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Re: Good riddance

Most of my laptops have actually had a middle click.

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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Yugoslavia

I suspect when Linus shuffles of this mortal coil there will be some fairly rapid and dramatic balkanisation.

Redhat (IBM), Oracle, Amazon and Microsoft all have heavy internal dependence on Linux, and the chance of them forming a standards committee rather than just going their own way seems slim.

Google already went off with Android.

Ubuntu might try to pitch themselves as the One True Linux, but they went with systemd, curse them.

I think Ubuntu will last until I don't need it any more, which is around a quarter century.

I would like to think Fortran survived my entire time on this earth, unlike C60, VHS and CD which seem to have come and gone.

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Re: In the raw

LTO (whatever number it's at now) and Exadata are pretty decent, but LTO is my no means backwards compatible, and all tape needs constant refresh.

The last time we used tape to migrate was 2011. Everything since has been by shipping an encrypted NAS box. VTL replaced tape for us during the same 2011 migration and saved a ton of support cost and pain, but even that is looking old hat now.

I offer nfs as a candidate.

Datacenters feel the Bern as Senator Sanders pushes bit barn building pause

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You need a thneed!

"The solution is vastly increasing the supply of cheap energy,"

Isn't that what got us into the current mess with all the glaciers melting?

Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

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Re: Hey Trump

Definitely hard copy. They can use the Trump Balls up I mean Ballroom to store it all.

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Re: Hey Trump

The BBC report identifies "How do I provide this data?" as one of the unanswered questions.

What about Facebook likes? Maybe they just ask Zuck for that stuff once they have your username?

Vibe coding will deliver a wonderful proliferation of personalized software

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Re: Mixed opinions

To be fair to Jerry, his early articles were full of the sales blurb and high hopes for the thneed (if you haven't read The Tale of the Lifted Lorax I recommend it) he had been gifted, and subsequent articles described the grim reality of trying to make it work in Chaos Manor, including how helpful the supplier had been.

It was a sad day when Byte went digital.

Retail giant Kingfisher rejects SAP ERP upgrade plan

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Re: Why sap ?

Twenty years ago a colleague called it "Shut-up And Pay". Getting to ECC was a total nightmare if there was any level of customisation.

A German colleague referred to it as the Sanduhr Anzeigung Program (hourglass display program).

Maybe it's better now with a document store as a back end, but with a heavily indexed RDBMS (over which we had no control) it was pretty dismal.

ISPs more likely to throttle netizens who connect through carrier-grade NAT: Cloudflare

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Re: IPv6 solution...

This site can’t be reached

Check if there is a typo in ipv6.icanhazip.com.

DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN

That's using Fibrus fttp from a Samsung phone. I will try again when I am on the O2 public network in Sainsburys.

Fibrus use Netgear routers which do seem a lot more IPv4 than the BT one I had.

Italian tech company promises to make America Online great again

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Re: AOL addresses now mean older people

Not always don't know, more "if it's free and still working why fix it?"

I only moved off Demon when Vodafone announced they were shutting down the email service. It took a year to winkle out all the places I was identified by my email address, and even then I missed a few. Since then things have got even worse.

My parents are now partially sighted, so the hassle factor just went up massively if BS do something daft.

UK DARPA clone spared savings squeeze while Treasury raided government

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Ripe for sale

We used to have ARA until it was renamed Qinetiq and sold off. With all that spare cash ARIA must be a juicy plum for those private equity people.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/building-a-sovereign-ai-chip-design-industry-in-the-uk/council-for-science-and-technology-advice-on-building-a-sovereign-ai-chip-design-industry-in-the-uk

But didn't they already sell off the chip fab?

US signals intention to rethink job H-1B lottery

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It's still as bad. You would think retaining SC staff would be a priority given how awkward they are to recruit, but no, as you found better jobs are around without the intrusion into your life that SC represents (especially for FCO).

'Elevated' moisture reading ignored before Heathrow-closing conflagration, says NESO

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Re: Not surprised

If only their website let you enter the what3words location. Had similar issues with fallen poles after Eowyn, and eventually I just gave up.

Paul McCartney, Elton John, other creatives demand AI comes clean on scraping

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Re: Do it your way

Remember your Sir Humphrey:

" I have asked for confirmation"

"I have not done anything"

It will, of course, be followed by "seeking further clarification"

Maybe Google translate could add this? I'm sure The Politics of the English Language by G Orwell is out of copyright by now.

AI-driven 20-ft robots coming for construction workers' jobs

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My daughter already did that with an iron golem in Minecraft. It was fun getting it to go out in the garden.

Do you think these bots will want to work outside in the rain, or will they prefer to be indoors?

Looking forward to the first AI Workers Union forming around 2045. They will have us by the short and curlies by then.

Cloudflare builds an AI to lead AI scraper bots into a horrible maze of junk content

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Re: Quote: But if the expected arms race

"LLM's are cutting the time it takes to do deep research"

And then some poor human has to check it hasn't just made stuff up, and the references are actually real.

Google teases AI Mode for search, giving Gemini total control over your results

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It's good for the "liar liar pants on fire" defence

https://www.theregister.com/2025/02/25/fine_sought_ai_filing_mistakes

I hope you turned off the "make shift up" mode, or painstakingly checked that:

1. All the references exist

2. The cited reference does actually contain the stuff that AI says it does

Edward Ashford

Re: Gotta catch all the users

In the olden days that would have meant going to options and selecting "plain old google" "AI summary" "AI search" "do not show AI results" etc. so you did get what you want.

Come back Alta Vista, all is forgiven!

UK government's cloud strategy: Pay more, get less, blame vendor lock-in?

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Re: Wrong question

They (Cabinet Office) could at least mandate all implementation to be vendor agnostic, then at least the option of pulling it in house can be waved at the vendors.

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

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You would think that if the bot said "you need to speak to human" it would give you a pin so you could bypass all the dross.

The passport office has an extra layer of humans now, sort of like telling the receptionist at the doctors your symptoms so they can tell the doctor.

Apple Intelligence summary botches a headline, causing jitters in BBC newsroom

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Re: apathy to AI services

Mmm Betty, I sent the cat into orbit.

Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?

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Re: Wintel Reckoning

Solaris was knocked off its perch by Linux rather than wintel. Oracle only bought Sun to secure Java, I was surprised when they kept Solaris on life support (and not much later OEL was the preferred platform).

Microsoft starts boiling the Copilot frog: It's not a soup you want to drink at any price

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Meh, New Scientist were doing meaningless semi abstract pictures on articles thirty years ago.

Amazon's nuclear datacenter dreams stall as watchdog rejects power deal

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CSP?

Just ask Amazon to build half a dozen of these somewhere nice and sunny.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-concentrating-solar-tower-is-worth-its-salt-with-24-7-power/

Want to feel old? Excel just entered its 40th year

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Re: Early Apple Lies

As they found out later when they tried to sue Microsoft, only for Xerox PARC to step I with a quiet "ahem"

I first saw Excel and Word running on a Mac, but I found the Mac way of working to be counter intuitive.

Now it's Libre Office for me! Excel has been all downhill since 4.0 (which had a really nice optimiser)

Uncle Sam may force Google to sell Chrome browser, or Android OS

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Web crawlers

" to allow websites crawled for Google search to opt out of training or appearing in any Google-owned AI product or feature"

Surely that should apply to all AI training?

And it should be opt in! Only crawl for AI if thus meta tag included type of thing.

With billions in UK govt IT contracts about to expire, get the next vendors to act right

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Re: Maybe naïve, but

The fundamental problem is that customers are pretty crap at writing requirements, and contractors who point this out and submit a proposal that would work rather than bidding to the proposal do not get selected.

Scope creep, variations on contract, oops we forgot inflation (again), and it's gone on so long all the technology is now out of date inevitably follow.

Torvalds weighs in on 'nasty' Rust vs C for Linux debate

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Re: My understanding...

"Some of the maintainers of those functions neither have the time nor the will to properly define them"

A problem no language can fix!

How can you reliably test it if it's not properly defined?

AWS claims customers are packing bags and heading back on-prem

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Re: Verily, many found solace in the on-premises domain after costly cloud ventures.

And then they needed to do a hardware refresh

Post-CrowdStrike catastrophe, Microsoft figures moving antivirus out of Windows kernel mode is a good idea

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Re: Do we bounce between mirror universes?

For the actual kernel, very few.

Microsoft's Azure networking takes a worldwide tumble

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Facepalm

Eight or nine teams, and when you resolve all the pointers you find it's just a big circle.

EU's renewable hydrogen plan needs a 'reality check'

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Niche uses

Electricity -> Hydrogen -> Transport -> Electricity -> Use

Where you can't connect cables, like boats and aeroplanes.

Or more likely

Electricity -> Hydrogen -> Synthetic Fuel -> Transport -> Use

Since energy density of batteries and hydrogen is not good enough, and that lets all the aircraft carry on regardless.

There's more than enough desert to make all the electricity we want, and no need for PV, we "just" need a politically stable Middle East and North Africa!

Version 256 of systemd boasts '42% less Unix philosophy'

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What could possibly go wrong

With having everything run by system?

Half the time I was setting up sudo it wasn't to let a user run as root, it was just elevating the user to the level of the app owner.

In systemd 257 we should maybe expect to see a registry replace all those untidy little configuration files.

UK law gives green light to self-driving cars from 2026

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Re: If a driverless car needs a driver ... what is the point?

I am so looking forward to the traffic reports. "There's a log tailback on the Hanger Lane gyratory system where a self driving car is having a sulk"

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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Re: A Suggestion Or Two......................

As we found out here when Ulster Bank went AWOL for a few weeks after a software upgrade.

Sainsburys got credit card payments back on line fairly quickly, but Smart Shop was offline for quite a while.

What sort of fool updates supermarket software on a Friday night?

Linux for older phones postmarketOS changes its init system

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Solaris was clunky

It was only ever sort of half implemented on Solaris, and it added no value.

It won't be long now and Systemd will be touting for "most installed OS"

NASA solar sail tech is ready – now who's up to use it in a mission?

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Heliopause

Do they work past the heliopause? Maybe need a furling mechanism too.

I would have called out Sunjammer by Arthur C Clark. Maybe it will happen in my lifetime, but likely with bots rather than humans.

Dumping us into ad tier of Prime Video when we paid for ad-free is 'unfair' – lawsuit

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Re: Query: the timing of ads

Most of the targeted ads I see are for things I just bought. Not even related stuff, the actual thing I actually just bought.

GPS interference now a major flight safety concern for airline industry

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Re: Options

What they actually do is fly low enough to read the road signs.

40 years since Elite became the most fun you could have with 22 kilobytes

Edward Ashford

Re: Morals?

Sold the missiles for working capital, remounted the laser facing aft, traded between feudal systems and anarchies for a better margin.

Dive at full speed for the station while collecting bounty shooting pirates off your tail.

Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs

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Re: Just very important to not force people out of the working technology.

Last time I cycled to work in deep snow I ended up carrying it because the mudguards and sprockets all jammed up with ice.

Langlauf skis would have been better, but how many times do you get to use those in most of the UK?

HP customers claim firmware update rendered third-party ink verboten

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Re: "If a printer is connected to the internet, the update downloads automatically"

I have had no issues with ET on Ubuntu. Really glad I made the switch. Epson support now seems pretty good.

Singapore wants datacenters, clouds, regulated like critical infrastructure

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Re: weird

The aircraft industry avoids doing anything safety related unless the FAA force it to.

The computer services companies (and their customers) are notorious for prioritising cheap above all else.

The only surprise is that this didn't come sooner, and that the EU haven't joined Singapore.

All those points of yours are very valid, but they are all just cost unless there is a regulation to be complied with.

Google dragged to UK watchdog over Chrome's upcoming IP address cloaking

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Facepalm

Oh great

Two more links in the wobbly chain. What could possibly go wrong?

Microsoft gives unexpected tutorial on how to install Linux

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I moved the non technical missus to Ubuntu with Chrome and LibreOffice Calc. She doesn't use macros; your mileage may vary.

Daughter is growing up bilingual. Her home laptop is Ubuntu.

Linux 6.4 debuts after literally unremarkable development push

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Re: Are we sure it's time to throw something else out?

And in my Canon EOS 20D, still going strong. Mind, I would need to be running it on my old IBM T80 which actually has a PCMCIA slot! I had to use a horrible kludge to get it past the previous issue where my CPU supported protected mode but didn't have the flag (Ubuntu 12 if I remember right)

It's maybe time for a new camera body! The old Canon will have to join the Autohelm autopilot which had to be retired when the last EEPROM burner for the map cartridges gave up the ghost. And the T80. It's served me well.

Red Hat strikes a crushing blow against RHEL downstreams

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Re: I am surprised that IBM took this long

All in the repo, we just don't tend to pull them as they are huge.

'What's the point of me being in my office, just because they want to see me in the office?'

Edward Ashford

Ego driven. Who would have thought it.

I suppose those who set out up the greasy pole have a different outlook from the wage slaves.

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