Posts by ColdMonkey

Tesla books over $8bn in overnight sales claims Elon Musk

Looks like there will be a business in providing power outlets

Seems that there is an opportunity for providing power outlets. Anyone interested in producing an all-in-one parking meter, power outlet, wifi point, etc., etc., for the market. Municipal services will love them. Make them smart too, they can broadcast that a parking space is free.

The Register to publish Mindful Sysadmin adult colouring book

Will it have a colouring guide?

Looks too complex to me.

No operating instructions! Pencils, pens, or crayons? How many different colours will be needed. Definitely not a user friendly product.

Obviously a concept brought to market too soon.

Canadian rotter abducts giant Playmobil fireman

They are SpyBots planted by the CIA

This was obviously a CIA operative recovering one of their hidden cameras, they are trying to find out why Canadians are so nice.

Tay talks back: What made you think you beat me?

Why would you want WiFi in a cinema?

Why would you want WiFi in a cinema?

Surely you go to a cinema to watch a film, not to play with your apparatus!

Also Tay sounded like a perfectly normal teenager, late on a Friday night, after having sampled a variety of craft beers.