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German-Japanese researchers invent electricity-free tech that could cool datacenters

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Missing information

Surely the input requires a temperature difference to extract the energy to power the heat pump part of the device. This implies a cold sink, which isn't mentioned.

To keep pumping heat is going to require some sort of repeating cycle of operation, which also isn't mentioned.

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WTF?

non-sensical

If this device were powered by the same heat source that it is trying to cool, then if it were effective then it would rob itself of it's own power source. How is that supposed to work?

SpaceX claims it will put a Vera Rubin NVL72 rack-scale system into orbit next year

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Good Vibrations

Is this gonna withstand launch vibrations?

I can only assume this is a marketing stunt to sell servers to monster truck owners.

Casio decides it's about time the simple digital watch got a little smarter

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Just the day and date here.

My low end Casio watch doesn't display the year or month. It's not necessary, because it's quite difficult to lose track of those.

I have never woken up in the morning and suddenly thought to myself "Oh fuck! What month is it, I've got an appointment in March", and rushed to look at my watch.

NASA estimates the size of the hole SpaceX made in the moon

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Ship on the Moon

"We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune."

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dark bits

I figured out where the craters were, but am confused by the dark area only being visible in the upper 2 pictures. I don't buy the explanation in the article because of the well-defined boundary. Were the pictures taken on different dates? Could it be anything to do with observing and lighting angles and retro-reflection?

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dickover

The graun website has a page explaining what a dickover is, with a dickover on it.

Had to find another site without a dickover to find out what it is. There's a lot of people with it as a name, polluting the search results :(

Autonomous AI attacks pose 'clear and present danger' to critical infrastructure

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Joke

Moving

Following this logic, I must have watched some "kinetic" pornography last night, because that made something move.

"Powerful" would also be a good description!

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Where cyber becomes kinetic

What's a kinetic cyber attack? Do they shoot supersonic network packets at power stations to smash them up? Is that why it's QUIC? Can they bust bunkers, despite being massless?

Is it just me that doesn't understand modern language misuse?

Chinese Loongson processors have leaky caches, researchers find

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L or R

"similarities between brothes"

What's the missing letter? L or R?

The Future is for Billionaires – the rest of us will get open weight AI models, maybe

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Re: So fucking mundane!

That's mostly a description of the gig economy. Because there will be fewer normal jobs. More people will have to become self employed, and compete directly with 5 billion others for less work, because automation. No job security. Just even more plates that people need to keep spinning, no time to rest.

Deepfake hiccup unmasks suspected digital certificate fraudster

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Shiny Shiny!

"The alleged perpetrator used household spotlights with strategically placed colored bulbs to simulate the flashes and security features found on physical identity documents under real light,"

Clearly they weren't giving the hologram much scrutiny, it really should be obvious that it reflects light differently to boring flat things, especially when moved.

I'm sure someone will be along soon with an AI hologram detector.

Next step for LINK spacecraft – a software update that won't make things worse. Are you listening, Microsoft?

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Re: Most probable cause:

Radians / Degrees ?

Azure CTO pastes Doom into Paint one frame at a time

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Potty

A toddler looks up to his mother, pointing to inside the potty. "Look what I did, mummy!", he says excitedly.

Hugging Face rebuilt a third of its infrastructure after OpenAI agents ran amok

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Cheating

"although it was not told that cheating was disallowed in its underspecified prompt."

Do these models have any concept of cheating, permissions, ownership, or rules? I see no evidence of this.

Flock cameras go up in flames as cops hunt suspected firebugs

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Re: Puzzled…

What the fuck sort of bird did he hit? An ostrich on stilts?

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Re: Good!

Where's that shit bouncing off to?

Some blue light bouncing off a strut

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Re: Good!

Vaseline on the lens. Renders it useless without attracting attention. May be difficult to apply.

Don't grab hold of the camera as you're falling off the ladder, or it may take a blurry picture of where the sun don't shine.

Anthropic debuts Opus 5 at half the price of its Fable sibling

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Gimp

Naughty Bot

"Opus 5 is said to be Anthropic's "most aligned model to date," meaning it's the least likely to go off its guardrails."

Did they give it a stern talking to....

Pope's official prayer app commits cardinal sin, leaks 700K+ users' info

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I give up, What's a digit?

"One GET request per user. for i in range(1, 719518):" and "- so long as you supply a valid, five-digit user ID"

I guess god really does move in mysterious ways.

New tool gives CLIs a warm and GUI feeling instead

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Cheat sheet

“I could never remember ffmpeg's flags,” “I'd google the same conversion command for the tenth time and …"

Cheat sheets are much simpler. I have some on paper that I wrote several years ago, when I was new to linux, and now maintain a .txt file with a bunch of useful command templates for ffmgeg and other useful tools. New information is found via web searches (which may be old and out of date), cross-referenced with man pages (which may be incomplete, or ambiguous for non-experts), and tested until I figure it out or give up. That way, I understand what's going on.

KPMG's AI report becomes an accidental demo of AI hallucinations

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It isn't possible to build a machine that can discriminate human from LLM written text, because LLM's are specifically designed to mimic human written text. If such a machine were to be built, then surely it would be adapted and used to create a better automatic text generator to replace or augment the current LLM's, thereby rendering such a machine useless for it's original task!

To quote Mike 125 above, "The question is: Why are 'intelligent' people not able to grasp this?"

Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000

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Re: How big is a trillion?

"It would take around 33,000 years to count up to a trillion."

The current issue of Private Eye features a piece about a nigerian named Favour Ogechi Ani, who has set a new record for counting aloud, up to 1,070,000. He says he did 2 sessions a day of 7 hours each, and it took him 70 days. Scaling that up linearly (ignoring the ever increasing pronounciation time) gives over 179,000 years, or over 104,000 years if you cut out sleeping and eating and life.

I don't know who was checking he didn't miss any.

Utah tells porn sites to take the P out of VPNs, and it's their fault that they can't

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Changing IP addresses

"such as blacklisting VPN ingress or egress IP ranges, don't work for long. VPN operators are adept at moving these"

Although netflix and suchlike seem unable to keep up with VPN operators swapping addresses (1), in my limited experience most piracy sites have no problem detecting if a VPN is in use or not.

(1) - I've never understood why netflix & co don't block content they're not contractually permitted to show you based on the account you're logged in on, rather than the supposed location of your IP address. Looks to me to be a deliberate weakness.

Bandwidth hogs rejoice, Celestica's latest switch is bristling with 64 ports of 1.6 Tbps Ethernet

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Do you only need 4 ports?

You too can build a nuclear battery from junk you have lying around the house

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maybe enough to flash an LED every once in a while

"But it's just a teeny tiny amount - maybe enough to flash an LED every once in a while."

Is Pink Floyd's "The Pulse" due a re-release with longer lasting packaging? Old corroded AA cells aren't good for a CD box.

Wot no blinkenlights icon?

DARPA looking for battery that could power a laptop for months

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Re: Radioactivity on your lap ?

But the article was specifically about the development of an alphavoltaic system.

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Re: This is easy to do

It's worse than that, if you want 100W of electricity then you'll have to dissapate substantially more than that in heat, the thermocouples that convert heat energy to electrical power aren't very efficient (<10%).

New technology may improve things, I recently read about a company called Fourth Power who had recently demonstrated a thermophotovoltaic cell with over 40% efficiency, although they may be using temperatures somewhat higher (up to 2400 C) than you could use with radioisotopes. Would anyone fancy a white-hot can of liquid Pu-238 inside their nuclear battery?!!

None of this shit is ever going to power your everlasting gobstopperlaptop.

Icon because fire!

1K+ cloud environments infected following Trivy supply chain attack

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Drivel

Trivy - KICK - liteLLM - CI/CD pipelines - API keys - GitHub tokens - GitHub Action component - trivy-action - npm ecosystem - Docker Hub - workflow files

What's all this drivel for? So people can claim to be at the forefront of IT? All I see is complexity and lots of space for holes.

I also saw this, "Trivy version 0.69.4". 'nuff said.

NASA sets 'impossible' ground rules for relocation of 'flown space vehicle'

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Re: 747?

I think iran have some old 747's from before the islamic revolution.

Google unleashes Gemini AI agents on the dark web

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Re: Google lying to customers

I thought that claim looked like bollocks, too. Maybe it's accessing theonion.com rather than .onion addresses.

Big moves in Linux filesystems as new bcachefs lands and KDE adds support for Apple's APFS

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Re: btrfs vs bcachefs

"*An* answer. The point being it may not be true."

It appears that there isn't a single answer, because of how it works. Data and metadata typically have different write profiles (default is 1 copy of data, 2 of metadata). It'd need to know the future mix of those 2 to give a single accurate answer. It could probably do better though.

"No, that is ZFS."

I said they claim that for btrfs, I don't know that it's actually true, but I've not seen any reason to doubt it. But if writes don't happen in the correct order and are interrupted midway then there may be a problem. I've never had a problem here, but I am quite selective in which features I use. Some parts of it appear robust, other parts are by their own admission not production ready. FaceFuck apparently use btrfs extensively, and contribute code to the project, but are themselves selective in which features they use.

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Re: btrfs vs bcachefs

"> I'm slightly confused (or better yet -uninformed) - what are the biggest benefits oh using bcachefs over btrfs?"

This is complex and depends on what features you want to use. The only real answer to this is to spend time reading up on them, but much of the info found by search engines is out of date. Bcachefs promises to do everything btrfs was supposed to do, and more, but I think it's still early days.

"1. It cannot reliably report free space. In other words, the `df -h` command lies to you. This means software can't check if it can safely do something without risking filling the volume."

This is annoying. btrfs own tools can tell you the answer, but may require knowledge of the filesystem architecture to interperet the results.

"2. Any attempt to write to a full Btrfs volume _will_ corrupt the volume."

I'm sure I read somewhere that's no longer the case, that it will reserve some space for key filesystem operations. Copy-on-write means that any operation (even file delete) needs free space for the writes. It is worth noting that btrfs allows you to use a greater percentage of the available space than ext4, because inodes are not allocated in advance. I have a btrfs filesystem that's currently 99.9% full, it's got a bit slow. Any filesystem will be troublesome when near full.

"3. There is no working `fsck`. The repair tools do not work. SUSE relies on Btrfs and SUSE's docs say, with a bright red WARNING heading, "do not attempt to use `btrfs-repair`.""

I think the claim is that the nature of the fs is such that it cannot become inconsistent, and therefore fsck is not needed. This does depends on writes being made in the correct order, so beware of writeback caching. I have never had a problem.

There is another nasty gotcha I've read about. If you have a 2 disk raid1, and one disk fails, you only get one opportunity to mount the degraded filesystem as read/write, so you must replace the failed device during this time because that requires writes. Future mounts of the degraded filesystem will be read only, because it is unable to satisfy the raid1 write profile with a single disk. So no using of degraded fs whilst you await delivery of a replacement disk, unlike mdadm raid.

In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies

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IT Angle

14

"commonly cited estimate of around 14 daily expulsions"

Commonly? Who the fuck's heard that before?

Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years

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"Screws = cheap manual labour."

Err, no. Screws have been able to be installed by machine for ages.

Digital fruit fly brain model walks and cleans its feelers

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But science fiction is fiction, and this is a news website which ostensibly reports facts. Commenters here may be able to separate the two, but there are plenty of people out there without the scientific knowledge to be able to do that.

RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it

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is zram backing compressed?

"So you can have some zram as well as a swap file, and it will move the least recently used stuff from zram into disk swap as needed."

I was looking at these recently, and have been unable to find out if data remains compressed when zram moves data to the disk swap. I feel that if it did, then this would be a feature worth telling people about. My understanding of the architecture of the swap system is that if the zram swap device fills up, then the existing data will remain there, and new data swapped out of memory will go (uncompressed) to the disk swap. If data were to be moved out of zram swap to disk swap, it would be de-compressed as it leaves zram.

Zswap does write compressed data to the backing swap disk, so reducing the amount of writes, which is good for ssd's.

It appears to me that zram is only good if you have no disk swap, and zswap is the better option if you do.

I always encrypt swap partition, because raw memory contents may be sat there in the open.

Britain spends £180M to work out what time it is

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Re: Is this really necessary?

I think it more likely that europe can't rely on the uk.

Besides, an independent alternative is a good thing.

NASA’s asteroid defence mission slowed targets by 1.7 inches per hour

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Mushroom

Is it actually useful?

But can we be sufficiently certain of the trajectory of the asteroid (before and after an impactor) far enough ahead of time to know we've done the right thing?

An asteroid will need to be diverted years before its potential impact, it will take years to get a mission to it, and we'll probably need several years of observations to pin down its trajectory. The principle of a small change increasing in time may allow to amplify our small shunt to a larger deviation, but this also gives rise to a larger uncertainty in its future trajectory.

We're gonna need more, larger impactors and much better observations to be able to make use of this.

China’s rubber-stamp parliament rubber stamps tech independence plan

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Devil

Jensen just wants to make sales.

"Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has often said Washington must allow export of his company’s products, to ensure US tech dominates the global AI industry."

I would expect china would use the american designed chippery to try to get ahead in AI, rather than wait for their own chippery to catch up first before being able to get ahead in AI. Then once the chinese chippery does catch up, they'll shift their AI systems over to it. I'm sure they won't allow their AI models to be stuck on foreign hardware.

Once upon a time, saving your bits meant punching holes in floppies

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Re: pencils

What weirdo used pencils for that? Bic Biro was the tool of choice.

Harvard boffins finally crack the mystery of squeaky sneakers

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I read it as being a vertical wave motion of the rubber, individual bits of the surface lifting off the glass and re-settling in a different place, the whole moving along like an 80's bodypopper.

Hard drives already sold out for this year – AI to blame

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Advancement

I just hope there isn't a breakthrough in optical computing, because all the LED's would be snapped up by big tech and we'd be back to candlelight.

30+ Chrome extensions disguised as AI chatbots steal users' API keys, emails, other sensitive data

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more unexplained wierdness

What is this things? "gghdfkafnhfpaooiolhncejnlgglhkhe"

It's 32 characters, and looks like the subject line of an obfuscated usenet post by professional pirates.

How the GNU C Compiler became the Clippy of cryptography

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Glass

Old methods of plate glass manufacture couldn't get the thickness very even. It makes sense to put the heavier bit at the bottom.

Glass is solid. An experiment you could try is to smash some glass, find some sharp bits, store them for a long time, taking care not to damage the edges, and see it they're still sharp years later. If it were a liquid then you would expect surface tension to blunt the edges. I haven't done this, but maybe your descendants could report back in the future.

SpaceX wants to fill Earth orbit with a million datacenter satellites

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Re: Kardashev nonsense

Roddenbery knew fuck all about space or science. Watch any episode of the original 3 series to see.

Curse of AI to push up PC prices as memory and CPU shortages bite

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Re: So when the AI bubble bursts ...

No, we get cheaper power-guzzling data-centre hardware. Which will be more difficult for us to plug in and power than the data centre operators.

It'll take time to re-direct production to consumer hardware, assuming the manufacturers are still in business.

Nitrogen ransomware is so broken even the crooks can't unlock your files

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No, you still have to search the entire private key space to find the private key corresponding with the incorrect public key. I think it may even be possible that there isn't a corresponding private key.

Voyager 2's close encounter with Uranus wasn't in the original plan

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Re: yur-a-nus

Fart jokes originate from your brain, not your anus.

The two are easily confused.

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Re: yur-a-nus

I recall it being pronounced "you-rain-us" until the flyby, and television started fretting about the mis-pronounciation and gave us "yur-a-nus", this being the trigger for the spitting image sketch.

I always thought "yur-a-nus" was stupid, and anyone saying "your-anus" was an idiot. I've never understood why anus's are funny.

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