* Posts by elmondoh

3 posts • joined 25 Feb 2016

Salesforce sacks two top security engineers for their DEF CON talk

elmondoh

Newfangled wordspeak stuff #getoffmylawn

"Yoloscoped"? WTF is that??

God, I feel like The Old Guy at work right now. :(

'Acts of war in a combat zone are not covered by your laptop warranty'

elmondoh

Re: It's not "Help Desk"

Well, on that day, it was obviously the "WTF?" desk. :)

Google human-like robot brushes off beating by puny human – this is how Skynet starts

elmondoh

Re: end of the video

No kidding man. If anyone wonders why, oh why The Robot Revolution took place, you can trace it back to that one jerkoff with a hockey stick.

Yeah, thanks a lot guy. You just doomed humanity. And all over a poor robot just tryin' to pick up a damn box.

Just like the Animatrix folks: We treated them poorly, then soon got turned into batteries...

;)

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