@ Wot no weels?
You sir / madam or thing get the Laugh of the Week award.
My grandad (worked for Martin Baker in the 40's and 50's and had so many stories of what went on when testing aircraft, seats, canopies and when investigating what had gone wrong when there were accidents) would have loved "test piglets".
Though he had a lot of respect for those who went up to check aircraft out for the first time. Slight dearth of computer sims in those days....