* Posts by Peter H. Coffin

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Girls Aloud net obscenity case falls at first hurdle

Peter H. Coffin

@Code Monkey

I'm not sure how worthwhile this "clarification of law" has been, since the money, press, time and attention seems to have resulted in "The clarification brought by the 1976 case still stands." Not exactly a precedent-setter, much less a precedent-shatterer.

Mitsubishi finalises mass-market e-car production plans

Peter H. Coffin

Uhm....

That's a LOT of money for a "mass market" automobile... It's literally twice almost any other car made by Mitsubishi.

Undead deleted photos linger on social networking websites

Peter H. Coffin

Remember those TOS change protests?

The ones about "Facebook is trying to own users' lovingly-crafted content!"? This is why those TOS changes to those sites were made in the first place: the sites know that there's no way with the current processes to ensure that photos and anicillary user content can be caascaded reliably through not jsut databases but also large numbers of content caching servers, some of which aren't even under the website's control.

MySpace rant was not private, rules US Court of Appeal

Peter H. Coffin

Regardless of who owns it

@Colin MySpace's T&C allow it to do many things to things you "publish" via it, but granting commercial use to third parties is not one of them.

Knee X-ray biometrics plan to fight spoofing

Peter H. Coffin

Knee-cancer it is....

Anyone else remember the shoe-fitting fluroscope debacle?

National Express to 'ban' trainspotting

Peter H. Coffin

Trainspotters could solve the business

I'd bet if Steve above had asked some fellow with a camera around his neck and no bags where his train was instead of the ticket agent, he'd have gotten the correct answer instead of "platform 3".

Apple restyles iPod Shuffle

Peter H. Coffin

Accessory lock in!

How likely is one now to be able to use any other headphones or other devices with this thing now? Compounding the issue is that earbud headphone wires and cables are notorious for developing stress cracks when the wire flexes, meaning they're only good for a fraction of the expected life of the device itself. Which means replacing them with £25 official Apple headphones when they fail, instead of near-disposable £7 ones.

Apple iPhone police censor South Park

Peter H. Coffin
Thumb Up

We know where this leads...

I'm sure the script for the South Park episode mocking the iPhone and fanatical devotion to Steve is on its second draft as I type this, and Comedy Central is clearing airtime for it sometime in the April timeframe.

Uncle Sam buys 20 petaflops BlueGene super

Peter H. Coffin

"Dawn"

What a fine name for a machine modelling Instant Sunshine....

Birmingham drops the possessive apostrophe

Peter H. Coffin

Please...

Emergency services fooled by apostrophes? That's someone making up scary stories to what amounts to a meaningless and arbitrary decision. Matching on this kind of thing is far, far looser than would be lost by the difference between "King's Heath" and "Kings Heath". It would probably stil find the same place given "Kinsey Heap".

Absolutely Fabulous ups sticks to LA

Peter H. Coffin

Yes, THIS will work...

While the "street cred" of the production team is quite good, I'm not sure how the material and setting will transfer into a culture where excessive drug and alcohol use are regarded as some odd mixture of lack of willpower and a disease needing medical treatment rather than as a coping mechanism or entertaining to do. I fear leaving those in the show in the US would end up making it not at all funny to a large chunk of the audience and taking them out would leave no characterization than random bitchiness. Random Bitchiness won't carry it, without a supporting cast the size of /Dallas/

City of Heroes fingered in MMO patent lawsuit

Peter H. Coffin

Y KNOT WOW

@Daniel Garcia: Just waiting for a precedent on their patent, I'm sure. That's the money target.

AVG slaps Trojan label on core Windows file

Peter H. Coffin
Linux

After mere minutes of consideration...

I can't quite bring myself to the point of actual disagreement with either of these "false positives". A Windows machine in a "fail to boot" mode is probably safer for all concerned. Unquestioningly trusting the advice of anti-virus software is about a half-step away from trusting pop-up adverts for anti-virus software, and that seldom leads anywhere good.

Study: Vast number of cyber attacks 'Made in the USA'

Peter H. Coffin

Rick's got it.

It's the same arguement as "most spam comes from the US", and it's all based on tracking IP addresses. Well, what a surprise that the US has more poorly-managed and thus zombified computers than the rest of the world. There's more computers in the US, so it's not really surprising that there's more in the hands of incompetants.

Yes, I'm from the US. I *know* most of the computer-owners here are nitwits.

GM shows off production electric car

Peter H. Coffin
Stop

New Lexicon

"Production" now means "make this in two years" instead of "making this now".

San Francisco sysadmin stays in jail for now

Peter H. Coffin
Go

Wonderful memories...

I wonder what they'll do to him if he can't remember all the passwords...

Sony to sell 80GB PS3 at 40GB price

Peter H. Coffin

Sony Press

The AC at 11:17 GMT has sussed it perfectly. This is how one reads Sony press releases. The words that are there are less important than the words that are not there. "We have no plans to" means "We haven't agreed yet on when or if we're doing this. Maybe after tomorrow's meeting." "We are not changing the price" means "We are changing features." "We are not changinge the specifications" means "We're going to bundle stuff with it."

Tech giants team for online ID cards

Peter H. Coffin
Black Helicopters

I think not...

It's fascinating that pepole with techonlogies designed to do away with passwords because "passwords are insecure" inevitably end up replacing it with something that either replaces it with a SINGLE password on their fragile home PC, or with a physical token that can be stolen and used by whomever has your wallet, or by a giant LDAP system that every website in the would would use and pay them a fee for, thereby earning them caviar and Ferraris. (And, of course, this single authenticator would NEVER lose or sell information about their user's authentication behaviour....)

Thief swipes cabinet minister's laptop from Salford office

Peter H. Coffin
Black Helicopters

Indeed

Stu's right. Why the hell are people that don't know how to encrypt data or work with data on servers without downloading it to their portable laptops being given access to secret data in the first place?

AT&T brainstorms Time Warner-like bandwidth cap

Peter H. Coffin
Flame

As usual for such things...

Rather than actually solve the damned problem by switching off or throttling back excessive use, the big players decide instead to add an unpredictable charging mechanism that turns the "problem" into a pofit-generating mechanism.

Is my cynicism showing yet?

US town tells Street View to push off

Peter H. Coffin

No Trespassing?

Well, presumably Google can at least prove the "There were no signs" bit from the photo collection...

Scientists create Chewbotca robot muncher

Peter H. Coffin

A cautionary proposal

As long as they don't put red lights on the thing, I think it's safe. Never trust a robot that can light up red.

Welsh student exposed to nude webcam operators

Peter H. Coffin

Turned down? I doubt it...

If the Internet has taught me anything it is that nobody is too old, too fat, too ugly, too male, or too *anything* that they cannot attract some kind of audience doing something half- or all-naked for money.

Predator kill-machine pilots suffering 'chronic burnout'

Peter H. Coffin

Dave's got it sussed, I think

Predator is effectively simulator flying; it's missing a lot of common cues that these pilots are normally expecting to feel instead of having to actively seek for in their displays.

Apple sued over iPhone caller ID

Peter H. Coffin

Hmmm...

I wonder how this bozo managed to patent this in 1990, after it'd been publically available for almost a decade in many markets...

Coastguard, plods swoop on fake Facebook yachtmaster

Peter H. Coffin
Alert

You're losing focus, folks...

Remember, the article says "However, neither Yachtmaster nor any of the lesser, more reasonable tickets are a legal requirement. Anyone can take a yacht to sea under UK law - provided they have the owner's permission." The only possibly law involved may have been that she somehow lied on a contract. Taking the boat out broke no law, regardless of certification.

Healthy? You're a burden on the state

Peter H. Coffin
Pirate

Hmmm....

Considering that there's already pressure on NHS to not treat those with "unhealty lifestyles" (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/27/nhs127.xml) and I'm finding very conflicting studies concerning whether smoking or obesity themselves causes absenteeism or whether that's an association with other factors, such as simply being older than 25, I'm thinking that being a fat puffer would likely end up saving money in the long run.

USB 'compact cassette' promises 1980s nostalgia, home taping

Peter H. Coffin

Hmmm...

I wonder how much data could be reliably stored on a C90 tape... Probably more than 64 meg.

US flight authorities tighten rules on gadget battery storage

Peter H. Coffin

Interesting choice...

Apparently, they're more concerned about being able to reach and put out a spontaneously-igniting battery than they are about someone using a fistful of batteries for some martial purpose. I'd kind of thought it would be the other way around. I'm sure I'm not the only one that knows how to turn a set of headphones and a battery into a dandy firestarter.

Dutch gov blows open standards raspberry at Microsoft

Peter H. Coffin

Merits? I Give You Merits.

S said: As someone pointed out why pick an application based on whether it's open source or not? Pick it for it's merits.

Open standards and verifiable source code can certainly be merits, and overwhelming ones. The odds of MS releasing source code and ensuring that files are exchangeable with other packages is something one which I doubt I'll put money.

Planting trees will not save the planet: official

Peter H. Coffin

Perhaps I'm missing something?

Where does irrigation and fertilising come into this? The Face study shows that regardless of how much CO2 is around, trees don't grow much more large than they usually do, about 20%. That's not really suprising; I wouldn't grow much taller eating more food growing up either. Trees grew just fine across much of the world before we humans decided we liked lawn and meadow as landscaping better than copse and forest. We could certainly decided the other way again, and plant climate-appropriate trees instead of grass, and the ones that survive grow up, bind up carbon as tree mass, Then we figure out how to make some of that mass not rot back to CO2 and dirt.

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