* Posts by FuzzyWuzzys

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Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware goes FULL SCREEN in final push

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Re: A final throw of the Minty dice before

"Great! I personally use Ubuntu myself.

But at the present, I would NEVER install Linux - either Ubuntu or Mint on my Aunt Lucy's PC. Her old desktop could just not take the excitement of those interminable problem fixes via a list of arcane and lengthy commands.

YOU love Linux and so do your 3 or 4 geeky friends. And so do I."

HELLO?! HELLO?! Are there you are! I'm sorry to ask but I think 1995 wants its Linux references back!

Telia engineer error to blame for massive net outage

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QA?

I'm guessing the "plank" in question, accidentally loaded a config into a live box instead of a POC/dev/test box?

I can't begin to image the "white fear" ( the blood draining from your face ) as it suddenly dawned on them what they had done! "Hello love? Yes it's me, I'm going to be working late...assuming I still have a job at the end of the day!"

When Capita job ads go BAD

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Sounds about right...

It must be in the Seal Farm estate in Hertford. I live about 5 miles up the road and SFE was voted one of the worst places to live in the UK!

UK's education system blamed for IT jobs going to non-Brits

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Stop with the "programming" crap!

When are we going to stop ramming "programming" down kids throats? I tell you what kids need, it's more common sense training. It's the ability to logically problem solve, then on top of that programming and/or systems admin is a doddle. I've found that most people who struggle in IT, struggle because of a lack of ability to problem solve using common sense.

Classic example I see a lot of is making self-service password reset apps internally on intranets. Young and/or dopey people make interfaces that request free-entry username and password to perform a password reset, not having the nous to realise that someone will simply put "root" or "admin" in the username box!

Rather than simply ramming programming down kids throats, "You must learn the syntax to Python, Java or C#", how about we teach you how to problem solve why a browser can't connect to the internet. Teach them to logically check each step of the network chain, how to traceroute, check DNS, check the sodding cable is plugged in and not busted!! These are the basic life-long, core skills that will turn out sensible, intelligent young people ready to take on any task. Once you have these core life skills in place, you can layer on any technical skills you like and these kids would fly.

Stop with all the sexy "Our kids must learn IT so teach them how to code!" bullshit and get them thinking like most top quality IT people, using common sense and logical, natural problem solving abilities.

Patent trolls, innovation and Brexit: What the FT won't tell you

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' Last week the Financial Times reported )that two-thirds of patent cases in the US are now brought by "patent trolls". '

Now who'd a dun thunk it?!

Virgin Media goes TITSUP* in South London due to painful piles

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" Also dangerously close to me contacting Ofcom about lack of info/updates."

Best of luck son!

Ofcom f**ks to give = zero!

Chinese loan sharks seek salacious selfies as collateral

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Can't see that ever working in the west, simply trawl through any number of social media sites here and you'll quickly discover some people have no shame about showing off their unsightly bits of flesh for all the world to see!

Who shot JR (that great Dallas broadband)?

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One company to rule them al!.

Soon they'll only be one website left on the internet and only one provider to get to it from your house and only one mobile operating system, all owned by one company!

Russia mulls bug bounty to harden govt software

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Hold on!

"...is characterised by poor code quality..."

No you don't have a problem with code quality, the real problem is that the wrong people know how to code properly, Russian and Latvian virus and malware designers know how to write bloody good code!

Japan travel agency fears leak of 7.93 million records, passport deets

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Bloody "Security Theatre"!!

This is the annoying thing about the "security theatre", these agencies that don't need these details but governments demand they pass them on for security purposes but the travel agencies keep them for marketing. So now you have travel agencies that have no business storing these docs and governments, whose track record for security is less than stellar, losing all our details and then they all have the bloody nerve to tell us to be more careful with our personal info!!!

Judge slams BT for blaming engineer after 7 metre ceiling plunge

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Re: Very weird

I agree, my understanding from my own H&S brainwashing sessions is that it's always about you AND the employer, you both have a duty to each other to ensure the work is carried out safely and ultimately you're both responsible to ensure that the correct surveys and precautions are in place, it's never you OR them.

This is how the EU's supreme court is stripping EU citizens of copyright protections

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Errrm....no information on this....errrm....get all the Toffee Crisps from the back...errrm....sellotape all the newspapers together....errmmm...vote Brexit?!

Forget Game of Thrones as Android ransomware infects TVs

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Re: Killing TVs, a step too far

My thoughts too. If this nasty piece of work and others that will no doubt come along, infect everyday devices then when average Joe Public gets pissed off that their new £6000 4K TV shuts down in the first week. If enough devices have to be returned, profits will be hit and then maybe we'll finally see the various manufacturers start to get some common sense when it comes to device security and stop trying to make everything easy at the expense of proper security.

Thief dresses as Apple Store drone, walks off with $16,000 in iGear

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Look I know I'm wrong for saying this...

...but you have to hand it to someone with the balls to try this and get away with it!

Just for the kiddies: NO! Stealing is wrong and these are very, very bad men who should be taken out back and have bullets put through their skulls. This is a worse than rape and they need to be taught to never do it again!

Ireland goes Big Brother as police upgrade IT snooping abilities

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OK, all sounds funky....

...but tell me a full and proper reason why you need this? What can't you do right now, that this will help with? What exactly are you going to gain that you don't already have, other than a huge IT bill when the invoice from HDS or EMC comes in?

Sysadmin 'fesses up to wrecking his former employer's IT systems

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Re: 10 years?

The 10 years he's going to serve, he could have learned to be a markets trader and pissed billions of his bank's money up the wall on a whim and still only done 3 months and a slap on the wrist!

Why everyone* hates Salesforce's Marc Benioff

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Luddites, not this again!

FFS! The Luddites were NOT anti-technology, repeat they were NOT anti-technology. The Luddites simply wanted a fair deal and jobs for loom workers put out of work by the machines being installed.

Why does an Android keyboard need to see your camera and log files – and why does it phone home to China?

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Oh come on!!

Get the rights you might like up front, then you don't have to ask to be "upgraded" to better privs later on!

If you work in backroom server tech circles this is the oldest developer trick in the book and usually the first trick you learn to say no to when you first start in backroom tech!

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

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Re: Taking offence

"...or marching down the street dressed as Nazis, carrying guns, and wearing swastikas."

Never been to a WW2 recreation event then? Plenty of people dressed as Japanese, US, British and German troop uniforms. That's just a much entertainment to people as a football match. You don't don the uniform of a genocidal master race without considering it carefully.

Scots denied Saltire emoji

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Re: our national animal, the unicorn

As the great philosopher Rab C Nesbitt put it....

"Wot in the name of Gord? A stoopid lookin' pony wi a cornet stuck on its napper!"

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In that case....what about Baner Peran?!

Where's the Baner Peran, hmm? A lot of downtrodden Cornish folk want their say too!

Mark Zuckerberg's Twitter and Pinterest password was 'dadada'

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Re: if it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck.....

Surely those D's should be F's?!

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Re: Must be...

It was Trio, a Flemish group I believe. Wasn't one of their number once a member of Manfred Man?

Queen guitarist Brian May releases virtual reality viewer

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This the same as Tool's 10000 days CD cover?

Interesting.

One ad-free day: Three UK to block adverts across network in June

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I appreciate this is money and companies will lose trade but as usual it was a group that ruined it for everyone. If the ad men had held back and made sure we weren't bombarded every 0.3 secs with ads on every website then maybe we'd have more sympathy. Instead they abused our trust and now they'll have to reap the rewards of what they've done, and sadly the collateral damage with be companies further down the chain who may lose out because of the stupid, shortsighted, greedy ad men.

Radiohead vid prompts Trumpton rumpus

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Parody?

Wouldn't this be covered by "parody"? Lots of comedy shows have mocked Trumpton, although I've no idea if they have asked permission first.

Motion Picture Ass. of America to guard online henhouse

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Re: MPAA and RIAA can kiss my analog hole!

Irrespective of whether you think Hollywood's output is shite, and I completely agree with you it is shite, it doesn't give you or anyone else the right to redistribute it. It's copyrighted material that creative people have made and therefore they deserve to be paid for their work. Granted most of the money goes right into the pockets of the fat cats who run Hollywood and the hard working people get a pittance but that's life in general.

So if you made your living writing code at home and selling licenses to companies to use the software, it's not making a fortune but it's enough to be comfortable. Now I tap into your wifi connection, I'm taking copies of each of your projects, putting them up on torrent sites or simply handing them over to anyone who might be able to make use of your software. I'm cutting off money that you make a living from, that's money that's topping up your pension, that's money that means your kids get a new phone for their birthday that year, that's money could mean you could get a nicer car and thus when you go to meet clients, means you stand a better chance of making more sales. Instead I'm giving your hard work away and cutting of some of the money that's yours. As people so rightly say, it's just copies it's not stealing, it doesn't really exist does it? No it doesn't but the consequences to you, your family and others in the industry are very real. You worked your arse off through college to make the grades, get the skills so you could run your own software business, through your own hard work and I'm preventing you from being able to run your business as well as it could be, I'm taking money away from you. You know what, I don't give a shit about how long it took you to code it, I couldn't a rat's arse if your kids starve, I've made a little cash selling your work and got the satisfaction of giving your hard work to someone else, other people can copy your ideas and recode them as theirs too, that's even funnier 'cos they might sell the same software cheaper than yours, now that is funny! You laughing now?

If you say it's all bullshit, then you're just a typical, greedy bastard who thinks "On Internet = Free stuff". I have no love for the MPAA but as someone who shoots a lot of photography and has to fight to sell images in a crowded marketplace, where people will rip off my images and sell them for their own gain, I fully understand how it feels. When someone takes the results of years of hard won skills and knowledge and just pisses all over it 'cos they've got no morals and no understanding of what it's like to be creative person who expects to be paid.

UK.gov is about to fling your data at anyone who wants it. How? Why? Shut up, pleb

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The problem is that there's no penalty for losing or buggering up our personal data for this government staff. Some minor civil servant in dusty Whitehall office loses a USB key with 25,000 IDs on it and all they'll get is possibly a harsh word from their direct manager, a manager who is probably 27 levels below the PM. When you know there's very little comeback if you break something you really don't give a monkey's about it.

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Re: Sharing citizens' data is essential to build "a more prosperous society,"

Hmmm, I wonder who will prosper? It certainly won't be we plebs.

Huge embarrassment over fisting site data breach

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We elected our governments, I think all our names should be on that list the amount of abuse our rears take day-in, day-out from our glorious leaders!

UK.gov wasted £20m telling you to 'be safe online, mmkay'

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Saw a a couple of "trendy" ads on the Underground but other than that, nothing.

Ex-HP boss Carly Fiorina sacked one week into new job

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Same old, same old

They elected Ronald Reagan, they elected George Bush (Jr), they will elect Trump. Then when he turns out to be the Boris Johnson of US politics ( including suitable mop-top ) the Americans will stand about saying, "How the f**k did this happen?! How the hell did we not see this coming?!".

The EU wants you to log into YouTube using your state-issued ID card

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So why do they collect our info then?!

So they spend millions ( billions?! ) on systems that will sit at the bridge-heads of the internet where we connect and they syphon off tons of info about us but then they insist they don't know anything about us and we should prove who we say we are by way of ID cards!

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Re: To be fair

Sadly generations have been brought up with it and don't know their own culture or haven't been given a chance to know their own culture, thus they will latch on to another. We have thousands of years of culture and heritage yet we latch on to one that barely 250 years old.

Switch survives three hours of beer spray, fails after twelve

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Re: 10 Gig Free?

First "server" I had to admin was an install of Concurrent DOS/386, supporting two Wyse dumb terminals. C/DOS would allow, as the name suggests, a DOS program to support multiple users, so you could have multiple users running a database app from a single machine, just a bog standard 386. This was back in the days before licensing was a huge issue and you simply bought one copy and used it, in this case it ran Sapphire's DataEase, where I cut my teeth on a mini version of SQL called D-SQL. The 386 PC in question had 4MB of memory and a 10MB HD that looked like it could be chained up and used to smack down walls! We ran a 3-way networked DB app for 2 years like that on that kit back in the late 1980's.

Rampant robot tries to rip my clothes off

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Re: re. "Rampant Robot"

Well there used to be a company called "Romantic Robot" who made game "backup" devices for 8bit micros back in the day.

Linux infosec outfit does a Torvalds, rageblocks innocent vuln spotter

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Sod 'em then!

Exactly what I was thinking, put them on the growing list of twats who obviously don't value their users/customers.

Getty Images flings competition sueball at Google Image Search

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Stuff 'em!

Screw Getty, they've been screwing their togs for ages now, pushing up their cut and lowering ours. I walked on them ages ago and I know a lot of other togs who've pulled their images down and moved them to other stock libraries that pay better.

How IT are you? Find out now in our HILARIOUS quiz!

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Re: I went to university down in Brighton...

My mate and I very much enjoy the delights of the harder end of the muscial spectrum, the delights of Decapitated and Amon Amarth are firm favourites.

I well remember heading to Brixton one bright sunny Summer evening to see Slayer play. The dear Scientologists had a little table set up right outside Subway along the high street, selling their snake-oil books and tapes. Well when of the most often used subjects for heavy metal songs is preachers of any faith trying to brainwash people into believing their tripe and nonsense. I waited outside Subway for my mate to arrive and all the while I was there, a good 30 mins, I started to feel a little sorry for those Scientoligists as they looked absolutely terrified every time a group of metallers walked past, sneered or passed comment and walked into Subway, then sneered and passed more comments on the way back. When it came time to pack away their little table I've never seen anyone shift boxes of unsold tapes and books so fast!

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Re: As its Friday

Tell them you're a DBA and you don't do hardware. Phone the helpdesk!

FBI boss: We paid at least $1.2m to crack the San Bernardino iPhone

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Easy enough

The old adage, "Keep friends close but enemies closer.". If you know where the bad guys are, you can lean on them when you want a "favour". Trawl the database of whom they hauled in recently, offer them $500k, dropped charges on current rap, promise to be a good boys/girls in future and a free t-shirt to crack the phone.

US congresscritter's iPhone hacked (with, er, the cell networks' help)

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"Last year, the president of the United States called me on my cellphone. And we discussed some issues. So if hackers were listening in, they would know that phone conversation. And that's immensely troubling."

FFS, if it's an issue of national importance and should remain private between you and one of the most important people in the western world, then get yer fat arse onto a plane/helicopter and meet them in person. Rather than pissing US tax money up the wall on titty-bars and having your garden landscaped, how about using it for something useful like a business trip, they must have a few grand to get you to somewhere to meet for a chat and then dump you off back home that afternoon?

Furious customers tear into 123-reg after firm's mass deletion woes

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Re: M-Web

As a wise man once said, "It's not a backup until it's restored.".

Test, test, test and test again!

What's wrong with the Daily Mail Group buying Yahoo?

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Does this mean Daily Fail will own Flickr?

Time to back up yer pics before they become part of some "Hitler's Aunt Took My Picture!" or "Foreigners, We've Got Pics of them Enjoying Themselves....( in their own homeland )."

Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?

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Any email you send/receive from the company is the property of the company and therefore as an IT employee you're entitled to ensure the company's assets are being used in accordance company policy. Using company equipment for personal use is often allowed but within "reasonable use". In an ideal world you should report this email as abuse of company property and you should be able to remain anoymous as the problem should then be dealt with by the HR dept and the offender's manager as they see fit. It's not your job to pass moral judgements, just act within the bounds of company rules and policy.

Suppose the emails contained evidence of some crime that was later committed? In the financial world everyone, including IT staff, have to take mandatory, annual anti-money laundering training and certification. If you know about potential ML then you're bound by law to report it to the correct company officer else you risk a spell in clinky.

I am sending pouting selfies to a robot. Its AI is well buff

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Re: Another quality piece

"....cleaning up someone's facial shot..."

Hmmm, saw a video like that once on the internet, then my wife walked in and caught me, that was that!

French thrash Brits, Germans and Portuguese in IT innovation

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Re: DevOps === The latest Fad

"Mony" : French currency as pronounced by Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther films.

See also "Minky".

Oculus, why do you need to record our every move? Al Franken asks

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Boiler plate

" "When done appropriately, the collection, storage, and sharing of personal information may enhance consumers' virtual reality experience, but we must ensure that Americans' very sensitive information is protected," Franken says in his letter. "

Yep, copied straight off "get-free-boiler-plate-legal-bullshit.com" but means diddley squat until the first hack occurs.

Taking an artsy selfie in Stockholm? You might need to pay royalities

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Oh goody...

As the world gets smaller through the sharing of information, there are those who seek to take us back to medieval times where what you learned was either from your local cleric ( who usually only learned what he'd been taught in the seminary ) or word of mouth, "My brother, knew a bloke, who knew a women, who knew a bloke, who's uncle say he thinks he once saw a 4 headed, 2 bodied horse!!!".

So no more photos of public art from Sweden, which loony government wants to put up another law designed to stop us learning anything about other cultures and locations?

Windows 10 with Ubuntu now in public preview

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Re: Embrace..........

Extend ( the hand of commercial friendship or you'll be the next one to be ) Extinguished?

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