* Posts by Tessier-Ashpool

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Microsoft decides it's a good time for bad UI to die

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Re: well that was crap

You're being very mean. I walked away from Windows and its crappy and inconsistent way of managing settings about three years ago, and I found this article to be a lovely reminder of just how crappy the world of Windows can be. I enjoyed the dry humour.

Black horse down: Lloyds online banking services go dark

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App working

But I just noticed that beneath the prancing horse logo at the bottom of the home page, it says "All caught up"

What's all that about? Is the horse snagged on some barbed wire?

EV sales hit speed bump as drivers unplug from the electric dream

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Re: Range is not the issue!

Actually, no. I get stupidly low rates for any electricity from 23.30 - 05.30 (7p per kWh), so that's when greedy items like the washing machine and tumble drier go on. And daytime rate is a pretty average 24p per kWh.

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China currently has 440 Gigawatts of installed wind power capacity. They are investing in renewables more than the rest of the world put together. Coal power stations are a stop gap. You must look at things in the round.

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Re: Several factors come to mind...

Why would anyone buy a new car of any type? Most car purchases are secondhand.

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Re: Range is not the issue!

It's very cheap here in the UK, too. My weekly charge normally costs me in the region of £3 because I charge it when I'm sleeping.

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Re: the average journey

The price of public EV chargers isn't a big deal for me, because most of my EV miles are powered by my home charger, at a very friendly cost of a fiver for 300 miles. For long journeys away from home, I don't mind paying a bit more, in the same way that I don't mind paying for a hotel room.

However, if you are reliant on public charging, a new EV probably isn't the thing for you at this juncture. It's a bit mad that public chargers attract VAT at 20%, whereas a home charger at much cheaper charging rates attracts VAT at 5%.

It's costing a huge amount of money to build out the ultra rapid charging points. Those costs have to be repaid. Over time, the cost of public charging should drop when the infrastructure has been paid for.

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Re: not a solution for all

That's why it's a decades long project. ICE cars will be around for a long time after 2030. Most people buy secondhand anyway.

Have we stopped to think about what LLMs actually model?

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Re: Peace In

I know there is a word for people who cannot conjure up imagery (aphantasia) or sounds (anauralia) in their mind, but my state of mind is different to that. I can easily visualise things and replay an entire Beethoven concerto in my mind if I wish. What's missing, though, is any kind of inner voice that talks to me.

You may be right! My mind is a peaceful place most of the time. When I hear of people and their inner voices, I would be terrified if something like that happened to me. That's not to say I can't feel agitated - I certainly can. But there's no inner voice to discuss my agitation with me!

For many years, I believed this was the way that everyone thinks, and only found out late in life that inner voices are real things for the great majority of people. You just can't tell by looking at someone.

When I was a child, I read a comic that had a strip called The Numskulls. Little people would run around inside someone's head pulling levers to make the person do things. To my way of thinking, that's not a million miles from having something inside my head talking at me!

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Indeed. Intelligence is more than language. My cat is quite bright, and he doesn't verbalise anything at all beyond the occasional miaow.

As for human thinking, I'm one of the small percentage of humans who doesn't have an inner voice. Bear with me if that sounds implausible to you. Most people do have a voice chattering away in their head, so I'm told. But I don't have one. When I tell people this, they often demand to know how on Earth I can think.

I don't need words to think. My thought processes are more akin to parallel processing. Words and symbols are useful for me if I want to serialise or disseminate information going in and out of my head. But I definitely don't need them to think.

SETI boldly looks beyond the Milky Way in latest alien hunt

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There are no galactic civilisations

I find it rather quaint to imagine that there are creatures zipping around in space and living the sort of humdrum lives we live on the Earth.

No. That's not going to happen. When a civilisation hits a technological explosion, it's like hitting a brick wall. Millions of years of evolution and then BANG. After that, the dominant life on the planet will be AI. The machines will happily live using little power. Biological sentient creatures will die off, a result of their messing about with the environment. The AIs will spend a few thousand years tidying up the mess left behind by the biologicals.

And they won't be flying around in spaceships. When you have an IQ of 10,000, you basically know all there is to know and can work everything out from first principles.

Where the computer industry went wrong – the early hits

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Not to mention using a hardware interrupt to flip video modes part way through a screen refresh so they could render coloured graphics at the bottom of the screen. Clever stuff.

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Re: Water under the bridge

FORTH had to be the maddest language I ever worked with.

With everything being pushed and popped on and off the stack all the time, it was pretty easy to develop flaky code. Many years ago I devised a comms protocol in FORTH for some realtime process control instrumentation. After a week it would fall over with a stack overflow, as a main control loop occasionally failed to pop an item off the stack. Oops. Much headaches and burning of EPROMS to get a fix out.

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Re: Two significant characters?

I just checked on Wikipedia.

"Variable names are only significant to 2 characters; thus the variable names VARIABLE1, VARIABLE2, and VA all refer to the same variable."

Deary me. Those were the days.

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Two significant characters?

I heard a nasty story that Commodore Basic only distinguished the first two characters in variable names. Does anyone know if that is correct?

Body of IT tycoon Mike Lynch recovered after superyacht sinks

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What was the bayesian probability of that happening?

God, if he exists, did plenty of messing about in the latter years of the life of Lynch.

Juice probe scores epic fuel save after snapping selfies with Earth and Moon

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Re: Gravity?

Gravity assist involves the exchange of momentum. Wikipedia has a nice page about it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_assist

In particular, the animation showing the effect of gravity assist from two different reference frames.

Adobe exec likened hidden cloud subscription exit fees to 'heroin', says FTC

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Re: Affinity

...and no subscription involved.

AI models face collapse if they overdose on their own output

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Re: Prediction

Pop Will Eat Itself has been around since 1986.

EU gave CrowdStrike the keys to the Windows kernel, claims Microsoft

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Re: Dave Plummer has a different take on this

Maybe their drivers do have automated tests, but it still has to be deployed at the end of the day. If there's an esoteric problem in the deployment process, things could go awry.

I imagine heads are banging together in Crowdstrike wondering how they can/should stagger their updates and have better eyes on the results, so that failures are less catastrophic. Doubtless the updated servers were expected to continue sending telemetry back home. Why didn't something detect the absence of signals to stop the update in its tracks?

Mars is slam-dunked by hundreds of basketball-sized meteorites every year

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Tens of kilometres per second, perhaps. AFAIK there is no solid body in the solar system that travels at hundreds of kilometres per second with respect to Mars. A few comets get beyond 50km/s, by dint of making close approaches to the Sun, where the gravitational field is at a maximum.

How Europe can force Apple to support competition

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Re: I for one look forward to an apple free europe

It’s on hold until 2025, that’s all.

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Re: Apple's browser rule

You can take my MacBook out of my cold dead hands.

Apple finally adds RCS support after years of mixed messages

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To be fair, the new calculator app seems to have an excellent equation editor.

Astroboffins order most advanced spectrograph ever to sniff out alien life

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Re: Of course

AKA Mostly Harmless.

Study finds 268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects

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Re: There's no fun in scrum

I'd agree, if you just want to use the regular English definition of the word. Trouble is, the word is loaded these days, and de facto tied in with a particular methodology.

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There's no fun in scrum

I'm out of the business now, safely retired. But I had 35 years of fun working mostly on my own. I got so much done without tedious project managers getting in the way.

However, in the latter stages of my career, I had to suffer the pain of agile and scrum. It was awful. A thorny problem would come along and I, as always, relished the thought of dreaming up an insightful elegant solution or approach. But, no, a directive on high would come to just bang something out every two weeks, fitting all the other tedious agile work around it. It made me so miserable, it was the final nail in the coffin for me.

Apple says if you want to ship your own iOS browser engine in EU, you need to be there

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Re: I absolutely adored my Mac Classic.

If you’re an Apple fan who does movie reviews, you really have to slum it when taking movie screenshots. Basically, you have to use your iPhone to take a picture of the screen. Second rate.

Strong electric car sales expected for 2024, but charging grid needs work

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Re: Also need to

Given that modern EV batteries are designed to last the lifetime of the vehicle, it's not a pressing concern. It will be big business, with lots of money to be made, in around a decade.

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Re: while making registration and road tax for EVs cheaper

Road tax was historically cheaper (i.e. non-existent) for BEVs as an incentive for consumers to purchase BEVs, bearing in mind that they are expensive vehicles to buy. The incentive is being withdrawn in 2025.

The top five heaviest cars on the road are not EVs. Should they pay more road tax for road repairs? Roads are designed to carry buses, vans, lorries and all manner of heavy vehicles. Road damage is far from "commensurate", as there are many factors that contribute to poxy potholes on UK roads.

It is is very basic physics indeed if you imagine that a few hundred kilograms additional weight will contribute much to the state of our roads. If you are that worried, you can chip in to charity every time you carry a few passengers in your car.

Road repairs are paid through general taxation. Road tax (or Vehicle Excise Duty to give it its proper name) is not hypothecated, and has not been for many years. The VAT charged on a new BEV likely amounts to more than you will ever pay in road tax for an ICEV.

Ford pulls the plug on EV strategy as losses pile up

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Hertz aren't dumping their EV fleet. Hertz EVs are mostly Teslas, which are expensive to buy and repair, and have significant depreciation. Hertz bought expensive and sell low. Rental companies sell their stock off after a few years, and the depreciation hit Hertz hard. "We are experiencing the consequence of a material price decline in Teslas and EVs more generally". They are flogging off about 40% of their Teslas, about 4.4% of their total vehicle fleet. Hertz are now focusing on buying cheaper EVs.

Amazon Ring sounds death knell for surveillance as a service

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Amazon Ring Sounds Death

I read the headline as Amazon Ring Sounds Death. Which I have to agree with! The poxy sounder in the device sounds like one of those Christmas cards that plays a tune when you open it. Ghastly.

Apple's Vision Pro costs big bucks to buy and repair ... just don't mention the box design

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Re: More homepod than ipod?

"And remember when some phones had lidar/radar in them to help? The market spoke, that didn't last long..."

Loads of iPhone and iPad models since 2020 feature LIDAR. You won't find it on Android devices. But then again, you won't find secure facial recognition on those devices either.

New cars bought in the UK must be zero emission by 2035 – it's the law

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Re: Think of the Grid!

We import quite a bit of electricity. France will make up the shortfall with their extensive nuclear capability. Assuming, of course, our renewable program grinds to a halt. A lot of people have trouble with the notion that we're in a transition. It will take many years to fully switch over to EVs and get renewables into shape. That's why the targets are a long way in the future.

Adobe ditches $20B Figma takeover under pressure from monopoly cops

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Pricey

Adobe subscribers - all 30 million of them - would have had to stump up at least $666 each to make this deal profitable for Adobe. A remarkably pertinent number.

Dump C++ and in Rust you should trust, Five Eyes agencies urge

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Re: I must be a bit thick

I'm not surprised it goofed up. You were basically asking for trouble when you wrote code like that!

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Re: Bull

I've written C# code that - despite my best and careful efforts - have occasional spasms when the garbage collector kicks in. Admittedly, my programming was a few years ago, but something else that often cropped up in C# was the obligatory nested using { } construct used to dispose of managed resources. Sometimes you have to do far from the obvious to dispose of managed resources correctly beyond wrapping them in using statements, involving temporary assignment of variables before disposal, and similar tricks. I'd hardly call any of that nonsense "safe". I often called it "yuk".

Electric vehicles earn shocking report card for reliability

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Re: Tesla Build

fullfact is a useful place to find the truth.

https://fullfact.org/online/electric-vehicles-from-failed-business/

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Re: Call me old fashioned

All cars burn in a similar manner once they are alight. What most people don’t realise is that the bulk of the heat energy produced in a vehicle fire does not come from the fuel or battery. Rather, it is the burning plastic, rubber and other combustibles in the car that supply most of the energy in the fire.

https://lashfire.eu/media/2022/09/2022-08_Facts_and_Myths.pdf

There are approximately 300 petrol and diesel fires in the UK every day. It’s a really common thing, too common for the MSM to report on.

Tenfold electric vehicles on 2030 roads could be a shock to the system

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Re: No shit

No confusion whatsoever. The gripe here is that domestic cabling isn’t up to it. Well it is, because if you can power an electric shower in your home you can power an EV. As for the equivalence of showering for 3+ hours, the idea is that GRID capacity will increase over the next couple of decades to accommodate. It should also be noted that most showering in the UK already takes place at narrow periods of time in the morning and evening.

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Re: No shit

I had mine (an old Victorian cottage) updated from 60A to 100A. The DNO did this in a morning for free. It involved them installing thicker cabling from the overhead supply. While they were at it, they gave my house a dedicated phase. Previously, three cottages were supplied on the same phase. Result: no more dimming lights, and loads of spare current capacity, even with the EV charger in place.

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Re: No shit

Remember, kids, a domestic EV charger uses as much power as a typical electric shower. Panic over. Sure, the grid needs more power, but the key word is transition.

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Re: increasing reluctance in the insurance industry to actually insure

Hybrid batteries are placed under rear seats or in the boot area. For fairly obvious reasons if you think about it. Nowhere near the flames in that burning diesel car.

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Re: increasing reluctance in the insurance industry to actually insure

Diesel burns terrifically well once it’s being torched by an existing rubber and plastics fire. Like when a car goes up in flames.

Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough

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Re: Apple TV+... anyone? anyone?

Tehran (female undercover Mossad agent in Iran) is quite gripping. A bit like 24.

I've received three free trials of Apple TV, courtesy of buying Apple equipment, but I wouldn't actually hand over real money for it. I have a date in my calendar for cancelling the latest free trial.

Apple blames iOS 17 bug for overheating iPhone 15 woes

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Camera app

It’s quite easy on my iPhone 14 Pro to accidentally open the camera app. If you do this while tucking the phone into your shirt pocket, it runs hot as hell. I presume because its fancy chippery is constantly hunting to find a focus.

The only way is WebKit: Vivaldi's browser arrives on iOS

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Re: Can anyone tell me why ...

As said above, because they can. Apple take a fairly protective stance of software they permit to be installed on iOS. One notable example was the Flash rendering engine, which Apple excised years ago, ostensibly on the grounds that it was a CPU-hungry POS that gave their iPads a bad name. To be honest, I don’t much care, as Apple’s fork of WebKit works pretty well, and when it goes wrong, updates for gazillions of users (who use WebKit for both browsing and other things) are provided. This may well all change if their hand is forced and they are obliged to allow third party rendering engines.

Scientists spot startlingly close black holes in Hyades star cluster

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Re: "we'd probably already be dead"

You're quite right. Relativistic jets are emitted normal to the plane of an accretion disk by its magnetic field, and are very much fuelled by it,

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Re: "we'd probably already be dead"

I wouldn’t be too worried by a properly black black hole at that distance. But if it’s got an accretion disk spraying us with relativistic jets of matter, that’s a different kettle of fish. We’d be done for.

Power grids tremble as electric vehicle growth set to accelerate 19% next year

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Re: For many of us, hybrids make more sense than BEVs

OVO Anytime is 10p / kWh. You do need a compatible car or charger, though. Which, sadly, I don’t have.

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