* Posts by Ed Blackshaw

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EA merges Bioware, Mythic into single RPG gamehaus

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Just think of all those popular MMORPGs that EA produce

like...

nope, that's Blizzard, or how about...

nope, Linden Labs*. Ok, what about...

nope that one's CCP. Maybe...

nope, Origin...

*Ok, so that one's not really a MMORPG, but it is nevertheless quite popular...

SCO's lifesaver 'profited from Iraq war'

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What?

SCO isn't dead yet?

Next thing you'll be telling me the war in Afghanistan is still going on...

Doom creator bought by Bethesda

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WTF?

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

"We will now be able to grow and extend all of our franchises under one roof, leveraging our capabilities across multiple teams while enabling forward looking research to be done in the service of all of them"

Bingo!

Surveillance response 'inadequate', say Lords

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@HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM

The last time I got up and went to a polling booth (just a few weeks ago as it happens), I was dismayed to find that all the names on the ballot papers were those of politicians, and I could not 'VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE!'. As it turns out, I had to vote for one of them, or not at all...

NASA takes stick over feet and inches

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'English' Units?

Here in England, we use SI units, and have done for some time, except for specific applications (such as the print industry where inches are commonly used, or pubs where beer is sold in pints). This is a hang-over from the use of Imperial units, since a lot of equipment still in use can be quite old.

Note that I use the term 'Imperial' units - this is not even the same system as our Septic cousins erroneously refer to as 'English' or 'British'. As far as I am aware, the imperial gallon has never equalled the US gallon (being about 20% larger). It is almost as if the 'Merkins are so ashamed of their backwards set of units that they wish to blame them upon someone else, and chose us because of 200-year old chip on their shoulders.

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@Bassey

Last time a bought a 'pint' of milk, it was actually 500ml. Most places have been selling them as such for a while. Those that aren't are usually labelled as 568ml, not 1 pint.

/counterpoint

BOFH: Stick this

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Very much back on form

Top notch stuff.

Periodic table adding new element

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I don't care about the IUPAC

since they decided to spell sulphur with an 'f' in it, and drop the 'i' from aluminium. Bloody retarded transatlantic cousins...

Brits can't tell their heart from their elbow

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Ok, pancreas may be a tricky one

but only a quarter of people know where their LUNGS are? That's pitiful.

Futurama back from dead again

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Buy Johnson's Teeth!

The only teeth strong enough to chew other teeth!

One millionth English 'word' is... Web 2.0

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I call bullshit

What are they trying to sell?

Zaphod Beeblebrox home sun 'shrinking', may have blown up

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@Daniel 1

Good points, but to put my pedant hat on, only those elements heavier than iron and nickel are typically created during R-nucleosynthesis in a supernova. 'You, me, the air you breathe and everything in your imediate vicinity' are all things that are typically composed of light elements -e.g. hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, sulphur, etc., which are created once a star moves off the main sequence and becomes a red giant.

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@Steve Mann

If he or she had done that, the rest of Orion would now also be a washed out pinkish colour too.

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@Rainy Rat

Beetlejuice!

Beetlejuice!

Beetlejuice!

...oh crap.

Phorm gets £15m lifeline

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It's nice to see...

...that in a time fo recession, there are still people prepared to put good money after bad. I hope they lose their houses, and are subsequently forced to live in the caves where they belong.

Mike O'Brien becomes NHS IT minister

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@Gav

That said, don't you think it might be better to employ a doctor to run the NHS? You wouldn't expect a doctor to be in charge of a bunch of lawyers, so why the hell should it be the other way around? The best thing the gummint could do to help the nHS is to remove all the 'league table' bullshit that Bliar introduced, slim down the myrad layers of management and actually employ more trained clinicians. Oh, and get rid of the whole 'every patient must see a consultant' nonsense - all that has resulted in is that the NHS now calls registrars consultants and we don't have any REAL consultants any more.

Pirate Party wins seat in European Parliament

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@Andrew Norton

So tell me, why you didn't have any candidates standing in this country? I'm pretty sure I would have voted for your agenda. Government accountability and transparency being pretty much the biggest thing our political system is missing in this country. FFS, even the US has better oversight of their politicians than us.

Seriously, get your act together in time for the next general election (within the next few months?) and you'll probably get some seats in the Uk parliament.

Phorm woos browsers with personalised web

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So...

'Phorm plans to offer the system to publishers as free embeddable code, claiming it will increase their page views and so revenues. It does not stand to make any money from Webwise Discover, but will use it to build relationships and encourage publishers to join its behaviourally targeted advertising network, OIX.'

What's the betting that this 'free embeddable code' is something along the lines of a closed-source browser plug-in which could be soing pretty much anything behind the scenes, such as -ooh, I don't know - tracking your web activity for fun and profit!

How will sir pay? Facebook credits, that'll do nicely

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Meh

Something about a fool and his money?

Gordon 'to sacky' Wacky Jacqui

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To those calling for a general election...

...not yet. Make sure you vote in the Euro elections though - your MEP is the one who represents you on the European legislature, which is arguably the one that matters more than the Commons. Lets make sure we get rid of the New Labour snakes in that house first, THEN worry about kicking them out of our national parliament.

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It's just a shame...

...we won't be seeing the back of those senior civil servants in the Home Office whose ideas she, and indeed previous home secretaries, have been parrotting for the last ten years...

Bike kiosk grumbleflick shocks Spaniards

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First Sacky Jacqui, and now this?

Not a bad news day all round!

Level 3 wilts in London sunshine (again)

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Seriously though

Have these people never heard of engineering tolerances? If they have require five coolers running at full pelt to keep the data centre cool, why do they not have seven or even eight, running at a lower output to provide some reasonable level of redundancy?

Flames, obviously

Boffins: Ordinary lightbulbs can be made efficient, cheaply

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@Dave

...also, as well as being inefficient and only working at high intensities, nonlinear optics which produce sum-frequency generation only work at specific wavelengths.

Mercury vapour lamps work by exciting the vapour, by passing an electric current through it. This produces a series of specific wavelengths, known as an emission spectrum. This is because the atoms in the mercury vapour are separated, as a gas. It is specific fequencies in the ultraviolet that excite the phosphor to produce reddish light, to counter the otherwise blueish light the mercury produces in the visible spectrum.

In a metal element, such as the tungsten in an incandescent bulb, the atoms are together in a metallic state. For several boring, quantum physics related reasons, exciting such a material produces a band of emissions, rather than specific frequencies. This is to do with the way electrons can move in a metal.

The upshot of this, is that to do any frequency doubling, or other sum-frequency operations would require a number of materials, each tuned to a different frequency, or set of frequencies, to absorb and reemit the light at a range of shorter, visible wavelengths. The R&D and manufacture of such composite materials would be prohibitively expensive, so the costs would outweigh any benefits by several orders of magnitude.

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Oops,

Forgot this

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@Dimmers

"Can anyone explain why they don't put coatings on the inside of tungsten bulbs to react to the IR radiation, the way that they do with fluorescent tubes?"

It's all to do with the wavelength of the light, and therefore the amount of energy contained in each photon. flourescent tubes produce ultraviolet, which is more energetic than visible light. This hits the phosphor which will absorb the UV and reemit the energy at a shorter, visible wavelength.

With IR, the wavelength is already shorter than that of visible light, so any coating working in the same way would actually produce microwaves, or even radio frequencies, which most people can't see by.

Materials which can absorb multiple photons of one energy and remit single photons at higher energy are known as a type of 'nonlinear optic', which typically only work at very high intensities and somewhat inefficiently. Ones which work as you describe are somewhat of a holy grail of materials chemists. If you can come up with such a thing, you'd probably get a Nobel prize for your trouble...

MP 'devastated' over Facebook profile hack

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What a fantastic name for an MP:

Fabricant: One who fabricates?

Tesla recalls Roadsters

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@@Kain

Sorry Kain - that should have been directed at the numpty you were arguing with...

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@Kain

You appear to be somewhat confused as to the difference between the coin and the unit of currency it represents.

For example, I have, in my pocket, a ten-pound note. If I were to refer to it as a 'tenner', others would understand that I am referring to a ten pound note. This is despite the fact that nowhere upon the money is the word 'tenner' printed.

I do not live in, and have never travelled to our former colonies but even I know that in the US, a one cent coin is referred to as a penny. I'm not sure what the point is that you are trying to prove but I suggest that you give it up...

Blog homeopathy horror hammers hippy herbalists

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GrahamT

Measles can be very nasty in adults. However, in this country AFAIK the MMR vaccine was introduced fairly recently - so that most people over the age of 30 or so won't have had it. However, many adults (myself included) gained immunity to these diseaes by actually having them in childhood, so it could be argued that the 'awful scaremongers' are those warning of an epidemic of measles. That said, it would be a Good Thing to eradicate such nasties, and the whole MMR = autism thing was so clearly nonsense that all it really acheived was to expose a lot of sloppy journalism.

Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology

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To those people who say everythin on Wikipedia is rubbish...

On 'contentious' issues like this, of course it is going to be full of twaddle. However, don't dimiss it as a useful source of information. Just remember, it is NOT a primary source, so check everything you read there, or take it with a pinch of salt. For example, a friend of mine sufers from a rare genetic disorder, and the information on wiki on this is quite useful:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnitine_palmityl_transferase

Dutch cat skinner publishes critics' personal details

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Okay, so the handbag is tasteless

...and I have to confess that I'm no lover of cats myself, although I would probably stop short of killing the little bastards that dig up my vegetables and shit on them.

However, sending threatening email to people is illegal. The artist in question chose to 'name and shame'* those who has threatened her. These were people whe were not only stupid enough to threaten someone but doubly stupid by not doing it in a particularly anonymous fashion. This woman would be, AFAIK, quite within her rights to make a complaint to the police about these people in their respective countries of origin. She chose the arguably more humane option of turning it into 'art'.

*I hate this Daily Mail-esque phrase and am truly sorry and ashamed for using it

Vatican blesses iPope app for Jesus Phone

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@amanfromMars

I'm still trying to work out whether you pass the Turing test...

Vodafone does close-up magic on roaming charges

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@AC at 10:19

You may find that what is actually happening* is that your phone is set (usually by default) to use 3G services for internet access where _any_ 3G signal is available. The signal strength shown on the front of your phone, however, is most likely the GPRS (2G) signal strength. In an ideal world, 3G coverage would be as good as 2G coverage, and nobody would get this problem but unfortunately 3G coverage is still fairly patchy in this country.

*All this is, of course, pure conjecture but in my experience, changing the settings on my old (Sony Ericsson) phone to not use 3G sped up data access remarkably.

Sockpuppeting British politico resigns from Wikisupremecourt

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Politician Corrupt!

In other news:

Sky Up!

Water Wet!

Fire Hot!

etc.

If they can break the law, why can't we?

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@Shakje

Interesting; not knowing anything about the Japanese political system I can't really say whether it is better or worse that what we have but given the state of Japan versus the state of the UK one might conclude that their system seems to work better...

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@John Smith

Your list is, shall we say, somewhat selective. The list in full (wiki warning):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proportional_representation#List_of_countries_using_proportional_representation

Which comprises some 83 different nations (out of 194 odd, depending on how you define them, in the world). It is worth noting that this list includes Greece, the country that invented democracy some 2500 years ago.

NebuAd knocks at death's door

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Like parasites, or perennial weeds...

You think you've got rid of them, and then up they pop somewhere else when you're not looking.

ToysRus unleashes Devil's Whore on innocent kiddies

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Tinkerbell looks triuly shocked!

*won't someone think of the children* etc.

ContactPoint goes live despite security fears

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@@Spooky Kids

I tell a lie - it looks more like the 1960 original

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@Spooky kids

The Juhn Carpenter remake of the Village of the Damned, based upon the book 'The Midwhich Cuckoos' by John Wyndham, better known for 'The Day of the Triffids'. </wikis>

Take-Two sues over death of Duke Nukem Forever

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I just like the irony in the name

Duke Nukem Forever = DNF

DNF = Did Not Finish

UK.gov international net clean-up plan gathers dust

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So this chap thinks

the internet is "quite a dangerous place".

I put it to the honorable gentleman that the internet is not, in fact, a 'place' at all.

For examples of quite dangerous places, I refer him to pretty much any UK city centre on a Friday/Saturday night, despite all the magic crime reducing CCTV cameras.

Twonk.

France says 'Oui!' to three strikes for music pirates

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@Watashi

Actually, I think you'll find piracy is murder and theft on the seas. What you are describing is counterfeiting, but that doesn't sound as catchy.

Greece grounds Google's Street View fleet

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@@Citizen Kaned

and this:

http://xkcd.com/552/

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@Citizen Kaned

Why ascribe to Google what can be acheived by driving down a road in a van, casing properties the old fashioned way? Since burglaries in an area often tend to happen in groups anyway, maybe Occam's Razor could be applied to this one?

Asda clamps down on killer teaspoons

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Reminds me of when I was a teenager

I got asked for ID to buy a copy of 2000AD in WHSmiths. I did actually have som ID with me, but to make a point, I took my custom elsewhere...

Investigation into Mafia control of Italian windfarm biz

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Are you sure abou that figure?

£160 per KWh equates to 3 orders of magnitude over the going rate - are you sure that's not meant to read MWh, which is the unit of normally used in energy production? That would make the rate of payments more like 1.6 times the average which is a much more sensible incentive...

Oompa-Loompa and Tinky Winky cuffed for drunken brawl

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Reconstruction

please

Adobe PSD pushes programmer too far

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@@ Colin Barfoot

I used to work with someone who had claimed to have acheived that self same task. You are he, AICMFP!

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