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Greedy ransomware crews return for seconds after victims cough up first extortion payments

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Suckers list

It's a thing

People need to realise the only good ransomware protection is decent immutable Backups, that you know are restorable, and you can do it in a short time window.

Otherwise it's a case of take your chances and either join the suckers or learn tyo live without the stuf you havent got.

Redmond's reaper cometh: October 2026 set to bury a graveyard of Microsoft products

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It's all about the ARR and the EBITDA, never the customer

Council worker spared prison after four-day data-snooping spree

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Why just CMA?

Surely this is misconduct in a public office, and a whole host of other things

Windows Server Update Services buckle under Microsoft's metadata mountain

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probably some WID issues

That WSUS database gets unwieldy,

if you are still using WSUS and dont have some SQL maintenance scripts, can i suggest looking at these https://github.com/EnviableOne/WSUS-Maintainance/tree/master/SQL-Scripts

Microsoft rushes out Windows fix for Dell's hot and bothered PCs

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Microsoft rushes out Windows fix

Why do those words fill me with dread?

Major glitch in Matrix as UK government projects watchdog rates shared services cluster red

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One Government, One System

So there are multiple clusters. Matrix are going to Workday, Unity are going to SAP, and HMT and DfE are on Oracle. Who is going to handle all the integrations between them?

Surely a single system across government, led centrally, would make more sense, and cost less in the long run.

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Re: Idiocy

Like the well-paid British engineers from ICL (later Fujitsu) who made that well-designed Horizon system for the Post Office

MPs fear Treasury cold feet could sink Whitehall's £1.15B shared services push

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Re: Wny?

Like Workday, the basket they want to put them in?

And they will have an expensive migration cost for the two biggest departments in the cluster, which are already using an enterprise-grade system, which just so happens to be the same one and fit for purpose.

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Wny?

HMT and DfE are already on Oracle Fusion and are the largest revenue orgs in the cluster. Why are they being forced to move to Workday, which is a passable HR system at best, whereas Oracle Fusion is or can be a full-function ERP?

The CO need to be practical rather than Intransigent.

Matrix should all go to Fusion, and OIC can be used to integrate anything they need to the other clusters.

Microsoft flips Windows Backup to on by default unless you're in the EU

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Re: EU? By who's definition?

But DPA 2018 just says read gdpr as enacted, then make these changes

Ctrl+Alt+Oops: FortiBleed criminal's logins stitch two gangs together

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Re: The ransomware ecosystem :o

The fact that Forti allowed this to happen and is still considered a security vendor is beyond me

MFA-optional banks leave safe doors (and accounts) wide open for thieves to pillage

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How easy is it to get your browser to disclose all your accounts?

Edge loaded them all in memory in plain text

Chrome is nearly as easy

Firefox and Safari are a little harder, but are doable

A standalone password manager is the only way to go.

I would suggest storing them in a cloud with a key that you control, but there are solutions to keep everything offline if you can be bothered with the hassle of maintaining access on all your devices.

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ffs they still signing for card transactions

Claude Sonnet 5.0 heads straight down the middle of the road to dodge controversy

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No need for an Opus, write me a Sonnet

So if you are doing basic stuff, Sonnet 5 is almost as good as Opus 4.8 but is 60% of the cost.

Windows 11 turns five, leaving some important lessons for Microsoft

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wishfull thinking

Microsoft will bundle anything that makes them money

W10 removed the none option fro telemetry, they're drunk on the data now.

UK government prescribes Single Patient Record for NHS data chaos

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Re: "Mandate"? That'll be £1 in the swear box

The problem is you are assuming there still is a singular NHS.

The 2012 Health and Social Care Act broke the organisation into 2,500+ bite-sized organisations that the new government could sell off.

This caused the number of administrators and non-medical staff to skyrocket, and costs to go through the roof.

This is why we now have an NHS in the state it is in.

The only way to get it working again is to undo the damage and put the NHS back together.

The NPfIT failed as it tried to design a single system that worked for everyone, which was an impossible task.

The way to make a Single Care record is to define the record standard and allow any system that implements that standard to connect to the central record.

UK Treasury still deciding whether to show up to £1.7B ERP program it agreed to fund

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HMT and DfE both use oracle, and have had the pain of migrating and customising it for their use.

Surely the best solution would have been for everyone else to join them on Oracle, not force them to move to Workday

AI is making Patch Tuesday (kinda) fun again

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Re: Where Mythos?

Mythos is too powerful for banks,

They hobbled it and called it Fable,

But it uses up to 100x the tokens of Opus

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Re: Bloody AGILE

Software Engineers they are not, they are not even Programmers, at a push I might call them coders.

The fact that, except for some wording changes and split/combine operations, OWASP 2003 and OWASP 2025 are the same says everything you need to know.

If they were engineers, at least they'd change the process to prevent some of them

Troops’ phones gave away location data to foreign adversaries

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Triangulation

The problem is, they know your distance from 3 cell towers; they know where those three towers are, so they know your exact location.

F-35 software delays leave UK buying time with US glide bombs

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SO glad we retired the Harrier 15 years ago

In November 2011, the Ministry of Defence sold 72 Harrier IIs to the United States Marine Corps (USMC)

because they were to be replaced by the F-35 B

The USMC are still flying theirs for another couple of years yet, the last AV-8B is scheduled for retirement "by the second half of 2027."

And they were the initial customer for the F-35 B

Memory godboxes could offer relief from the RAMpocalypse

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Re: Soon

That's the problem right there, all those #include statements

That's what's eating all your RAM.

If people actually wrote the one line of code they wanted, rather than including the 817543-line library for it, we wouldn't need all this RAM to run Hello world.

BWH Hotels guests warned after reservation data checks out with cybercrooks

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Re: Where's the fine?

Fines are the cost of doing business; nothing will change until they can lock up directors, as they can for H&S breaches

FleetWave outage takes another turn. Chevin confirms crooks accessed customer data

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OLaaS

Ofline as a Service, coming soon to an org near you.

I am selling big boxes of tin that you can stick in a cupboard with some A/C and run any apps you like on.

Support provided, and 4 9s of uptime, no data centres, no external connectivity, Apps that just work.

60% of MD5 password hashes are crackable in under an hour

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Re: Have I Been Pwned ?

TBF, the email/password combo I use on here was breached long ago, but it's easy to type, and all someone can do with it is post on here, so security is not a priority.

I have tiered password security, which stops me from having to log in to my password manager or dig out my dongle just to post something

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It's ok cos all your On prem AD NTLM hashes still use MD4 ...

Anyone storing passwords not using at least one salt and something like PBKDF, x-crypt or Argon-ID is on a hiding to nothing

Salt+Pepper+Global Salt

High degree of difficulty

And no one is going to crack that with a wall of GTXs

But why bother? Social engineering works, just ask people for their password nicely and they'll give it to you, failing that it will cost you a chocolate bar....

Britain says Skyhammer drone interceptor passed Jordan tests with flying colors

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Some great work is being done in Ukraine on quadcopter interceptors for the Shaheds

https://www.unmannedairspace.info/counter-uas-systems-and-policies/assessing-the-range-of-ukrainian-shahed-interceptors-and-their-capabilities/

Averaging around $2k, and some were actually made in the UK

Britain's £6B armoured sickener Ajax cleared for duty despite injuring troops

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Re: Not just one cause

its ok it was the other lot that ordered them, so they can shift the blame there

Weak security means attackers could disable all of a city's public EV chargers

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Re: EVs in a war

Israel knocked out all of Iran's fuel infrastructure recently.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/25087670/israeli-hackers-cripple-iran-petrol-stations-revenge/

In previous incarnations, I have worked with large fuel station providers, and the pumps are all online for monitoring, flow control and payments.

AI's not going to kill open source code security

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There is no need to find bugs

if you dont release any in the first place.

If you write and check your code securely, AI doesn't matter...

If malware via monitor cables is a matter of national security, this might be the gadget for you

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My 2 penneth

The use case is probably using the monitor as an Exfil channel, similar to all those let's use fans or LEDs, or something else that exists, to send data to a remote receiver from an air gapped network

It will be a kill anything outside of the visible spectrum type filter

Microsoft yanks Windows 11 preview update after install failures

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Re: High standard in comparison to what?

peopel actully get this wrong

A->B

3->3.1->3.11

95->98

ME->XP

Vista ->7

8-> 10 (11 isn't new, it's just 10 SP2)

12 -> ?

We done f'd up when we tried stuff with A, so we fixed it with B.

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Re: High standard in comparison to what?

Or Winblows 8

Musk bets Tesla's AI future on Intel node that isn't finished yet

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Intel - future processes

have theyy fixed 10nm yet? or are we still on 14nm+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Using the password 'admin123' wasn't as bad as sharing it on Slack

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Re: I'm surprised...

thought it was 88.62% of all statistics. They are still one of Benjamin Disraeli's or Mark Twain's three classes: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics.

As a trained number wrangler (aka statistician) I can take any set of numbers, and with the correct sample and test, make it say anything you want

Microsoft releases Windows Server update fix to fix its April update fixes

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And they want to Auto-update OS?

as per title

Deckchairs at ready, popcorn machine stocked and heating

Palantir's NHS future in doubt as ministers eye contract break

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and their constant competition of Dewie Cheetham and Howe.

Showing the Windows 10 desktop was the yeast they could do

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Linux

Why O Why

Do people still use Windows for Digital signage?

Even in its LTS, POS, or Embedded guise, it's too complex and resource-hungry an OS.

Pick up a Penguin or maybe a Penguin Pi

NHS Scotland-linked domains caught serving pr0n and dodgy sports streams

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wrong domain?

Doesn't NHS in Scotland use .nhs.scot domain in preference to the .scot.nhs.uk, not wishing to be associated with those from south of the border...

Leaked memo suggests Red Hat's chugging the AI Kool-Aid

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sounds like AI then

Microsoft reaches for yet another out-of-band patch to deal with latest update issue

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They really need to stop referring to us Beta testers as customers and adopt their true name, "Beta."

Either that or replace all the coders with AI and re-hire the QA team to train it

Jaguar Land Rover's cyber bailout sets worrying precedent, watchdog warns

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Re: government should not step in

the governemtn stepped in as about half of the ppulation in the coventry area owes its livleyhood to JLR either directly or indiractly by one of its suppliers. Its the same reason they intervene with Nissan in sunderland, the steelworks at redcar...

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Re: Prison fixes so much

It's what finally got firms to take H&S seriously, until the 1990 HASAW Act came in and made corporate manslaughter a thing, the fines and interventions avaialbe did not improve the actions

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Re: What bailout?

TBF LandRovers have never been reliable, the reason the Forces used them, is that when they did go wrong they were easy to fix, or bodge together to get you out of the situation you were in

Google unleashes Gemini AI agents on the dark web

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nah that got re-classifed as the deep web

AI agents are 'gullible' and easy to turn into your minions

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trusted agents leading you off a cliff

so AI is satNav, good to see we havent come that far then

The drone swarm is coming, and NATO air defenses are too expensive to cope

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just wondering

Would it be possible to fit a large barge or barges with like 4-5 Phalanx systems and float them down the Hormuz as a cheap drone defence?

Or something of that ilk, they make mincemeat of Shaheds, and while the system cost,s the ammo is cheap and the movement on them is rapid, giving an ability to take down multiple drones in rapid succession

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Well, they certainly didn't win them, or we would have pictures of the victory parades

Starmer's digital ID reboot raises same old questions as its Blair-era ancestor

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Re: What's all the fuss?

Basically, the issue boils down to the SS's favourite phrase: Papieren, Bitte...

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Re: "if any other party gets into power."

tbf the referendum was not the problem, the fact he quit and let the rest of them sort it out when he lost, is more than enough rope to hang him.

IMHO, its Corbin that holds the wrap for losing brexit, if he'd come out and said the Labour party prefers to remain, then that would have tipped the fine balance the other way and we wouldnt be in this mess.