Posts by karlnapf

Please, no Moore: 'Law' that defined how chips have been made for decades has run itself into a cul-de-sac

An alternative?

Less f*ck*ng bloated Software.

BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality

My Boss asking me for shiny new hightech we are using?

Feeling like this two guys:

https://youtu.be/9BAEJyuReWQ

BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour

Software-Biz is a kind of drug dealing these days...

First you get hooked with "tremendous" cost savings. Then, if all your precious data has gone to shiny new system, they will bend you over and screw you with upgrades, maintanance or additonally needed features (unfortunatly) not included in the initial purchase. We need far more BOFH...

Two leading ladies of Europe warn that internet regulation is coming

Yes, we "need" them again.....

the "Blockwarts" and "IMs". German Stasi will looks like a kindergarden if we go down this road further....

Force employees to take DNA tests for bosses? We've got a new law to make that happen, beam House Republicans

I wondered

why there are leginos of lawyers in the land of the free. Now i know. You will need them to sue out the shit of your shiny new goverment.

GOOD LUCK!

No surprise: Microsoft seeks Windows Update boss with 'ability to reduce chaos, stress'

Hey MS, know the right guy for you

He's from greece an his name is Herakles, currently employed by Augias

Gun-jumping French pols demand rapid end to English in EU

ten years from now

We will simply adjust our "translation matrix" (Google) and every one can talk native language, and everyone else will understand.

Oh, and btw: who gives a cent for the opinion of a french front national moron?

Five technologies you shouldn't bother looking out for in 2016

Re: @naselus Five technologies you shouldn't bother looking out for in 2016

POWERSHELL!? Na, thats devil's crap here in the holy halls of IT,too.