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'Fax virus' panicked a manager and sparked job-killing Reply-All incident

Daveytay

FaxRelay feature

We had a client who was a national account and they had branches everywhere. There were long distance zone surcharges on phone calls at the time, but there were overlapping zones. A quirk of the time in New Zealand.

So they thought about it and had a relay that printed and forwarded the price list updates or something like that to all branches with one fax. Each branch was configured to print and forward if it came from a certain number to the next one in the chain and of course the actual config was different from branch to branch so it was a pain to configure. Somehow this became the responsibility of the fax installer because the sales person said so to get the deal.

This is a story I believe because I still work with someone who had to implement their area's part of the national solution.

Another time when I was fixing the good old Laser Fax made by Lanier. It may have been a rebranded Toshiba engine? A real beast of a machine that could do anything from FM (analogue with a fantastic greyscale gradient but SLOW) to CCIT G4 with JBIG. Anyways, it was at a Gerontology Professor's Office at UBC in Vancouver Canada and once a year they had to receive faxes from a field office that just had a Satellite phone hooked up to a fax at a field office in a remote African camp. I would arrive and dumb down the config of the machine so it would NOT drop the call! Dropping the call was super expensive and there was bad jitter which would mess up MH encoding, delay on ACK signals etc. Many things got turned off and the max speed was dramatically reduced but the call would not drop and the graphs were legible without line artifacts that would cause bad science. I did that once a year for about 5 years in a row.

Good times.

Microsoft resets 'days since last Windows 11 problem' counter to 0

Daveytay

Backward compatability is why there are security holes.

They tighten the security of the OS and things break, hmm, go figure. This happens in Mac OS too when a new version is released. In the Mac's most recent version many print drivers just display a long list of options instead of the useful menu for instance.

Hubble Space Telescope may now depend on a computer that hasn't booted since 2009

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The mirror replacement spacewalk was streamed.

I watched it for hours drinking beer! It was amazing, especially when there were so many little screws to undo. I was so amazed by the skill of the astronauts.

First it became Middle Earth, now New Zealand will transform into Azure region number 60

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Re: " extreme geographic resilience"

I live in Christchurch before and still. I think most everything you said is true. I challenge you to find a code in use anywhere where the house is mandated to be habitable after a quake. Luckily mine still is and it is probably because it was built in 1959. It sways and comes upright again. Every big shake I have been home for ( too many) have been like a boat ride. Some slow rolling sway, some power smacking, some lolling at the dock, but always a boat ride.

NUC NUC. Who's there? It's Intel, with a pint-sized 8-core Xeon workstation

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We have been using NUCs for a few years now as Papercut Print Servers. There is no existing server, domain, but they want report and follow-me. LPR shares, Windows 10, Papercut NUC in a rack, running headless. It just works and is in budget for a school with no budget. The hardware just works, so now have said this...

Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style

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Re: Experienced tester.

You could touch it and Petter Nordahl-Hagen's hack still works? Pretty sure only bitlocker stops this now.

IT protip: Never try to be too helpful lest someone puts your contact details next to unruly boxen

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Re: Where were you 20 years ago?

I had to flash the firmware to stop the duplicate MAC addresses. Bad 3c905 bug in production! Oh, and with Netware Client on Win95OSR2 at the time. Want to disable Netware "secure" login. Boot up, rename nwlogin.dll back to ntlogin.dll. Works on NT4 too. Good times... I sure learned tons at that job.

MAMR Mia! Western Digital's 18TB and 20TB microwave-energy hard drives out soon

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Cloud it baby, with monthly costs... Isn't that the new way, with somebody else's server?

Daveytay

Re: Feeling Old...

I remember the speed increase that Spinrite gave to the MFM/RLL drives by optimizing the interleave. Thanks Steve Gibson.

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

Daveytay

Re: The "stiffy" problem

I went to school in EU English international schools until I was 9 and learned that Erasers were called Rubbers. Moved to Vancouver in early 80's and was re-educated, haha.

Daveytay

Re: One, OK, hundred, I have my doubts

Did you marry her? Sounds like a keeper. A good marriage is made of complementary people, mine is 19 years strong now :)

Ever used an airport lounge printer? You probably don't know how blabby they can be

Daveytay

Re: they call it DOSS

Konica Minolta devices have had this for years too. We turn it on for all our machines before they go out the door, because, why wouldn't you? It doesn't hurt performance of the product.

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: and also Ahh sub folders Ahh, parents

Having to use the subst command, good times...

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

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Re: qotw

OFC that I got wholesale and then crawled under my house to pull for my speakers was the best money I ever spent on my stereo. My wife was happy she couldn't see the wires carefully running around the fireplace skirting any more. I went from 40 year old crap cables with joins to a single run to each speaker, and it was a noticeable improvement.

WannaCrypt NHS victim Lanarkshire infected by malware again

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The certification probably doesn't let you modify the OS. This means you can't add software, like a decent exe whitelisting AV suite that are available now. Luckily for me, when I was doing some consulting for a Genomics Start-up, there were no such rules. I networked some ABI Sequencers that ran NT4, on something like SP5, about 16 years ago. I backed them up, put NT4 SP6a, the NetWare 5.1 client and pushed the corporate AV NAL which was Symantec's recent purchase from Intel, their pretty good managed AV at the time. I would back those suckers up fairly often because they were the guts of the entire genomics lab. That was a neat job; working with Scientists is cool. I even got to delegate the rebuild of the radio-isotope scintillator that blew a hard drive and the floppy was super clogged with dust to a junior. I told him to glove up. Good times...

ASUS smoking hashes with 19-GPU, 24,000-core motherboard

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Re: So it's got 19 mother board slots.

I used to fix a dictation system that had a massive backplane. 6 feet high IIRC. Ah the Lanier VoiceWriter. RIP with your weird OS running ESDI disks.

Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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Re: wait....... what?

If you live in the USA, and have posted/ read this comment, you should make sure you and everyone you know is able to vote and does. The systemic voter failure is the biggest issue right now. IMHO.

Millions of 'must be firewalled' services are open to the entire internet – research

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Re: I miss when not everything was TCP/IP

Novell Netware 4.1 was a good firewall for that! Oh and a print server and file server, and router, RIP Netware.

Daveytay

Re: Canon are the same.

Sounds like Canon have some lessons to learn from Konica Minolta; yeah I work there: http://www.biz.konicaminolta.com/services/csrc/ in a place called New Zealand.

It connects via an optional proxy, change of passwords is no problem. The other issues you mention in your post are valid and solvable. Sounds like your Canon Techies didn't listen to the customer.

Eighteen year old server trumped by functional 486 fleet!

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Novell Netware servers bricked up in a wall due to renovations? It happened.

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No mention of Novell?

Come on Novell Netware 3.12 bricked up server story tellers. They are out there and true.