* Posts by ricardian

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If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: Unhelpful comments

A Open University courses in the 1980s taught computing using HEKTOR (acronym now forgotten). First we coded by hand - pure assembler, calculating jumps, etc. Then progressed to a very simple assembler and so eventually on to a C compiler & linker. I used some of that knowledge when I had a chip whose floating point multiply took umpteen clock cycles to multiply by 10 - I did 3 left shifts then added the original twice, much faster

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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Re: Trust but verify...

Or Pen*stone

Details of '120,000 Russian soldiers' leaked by Ukrainian media

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The Russian military appear to have shot themselves in the foot, metaphorically speaking:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/russian-troops-can-t-use-era-encrypted-phone-system-in-ukraine-because-they-destroyed-4g-masts-says-expert/ar-AAUMGV6?cvid=6b0ba0f6e1e54c0ce4f43e19d282ddac&ocid=winp1taskbar

We have redundancy, we have batteries, what could possibly go wrong?

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Back in the 1960s a large factory installed a fire-suppression system which consisted mainly of sprinklers and incorporated a new innovation at the switchboard (a PMBX1A) which automatically called the local fire station with a voice message on a loop "There is a fire at factory xxx. There is a fire at factory xxx" if a fire was detected - the 999 system couldn't be used as the technology to interact with the operator didn't exist.

One night the large factory caught fire and the fire-suppression system did its best but the factory burned to the ground before the fire brigade turned up. At the post mortem it transpired that the factory's system worked as designed and telephoned the fire brigade with the repeating voice message. The fire brigade telephone system responded with its own message "The telephone number for this fire station has been changed to 1234578, please replace your received and dial the new number".

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

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In the early days (1983-ish) of the IBM PC my department bought a copy of Multimate - it came on 7.5 inch floppy disks and there was a very large box full of them. It took the best part of a day to install and it did do what the advert claimed (i.e. everything) it did it very, very badly

Car radios crashed by station broadcasting images with no file extension

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Re: GIGO for the goddesses sake!

It used to be between Hilversum and Schenectady on Long Wave

Court papers indicate text messages from HMRC's 60886 number could snoop on Brit taxpayers' locations

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I do have a mobile phone but I can only get a signal if I stand at the bottom of the garden or over on the far side of the road. I moved from Santander to TSB because Santander insisted that I had to receive my OTP via mobile phone whereas TSB (and Paypal) are quite happy to use my landline phone.

Shut off 3G by 2033? How about 2023, asks Vodafone UK

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I live on Stronsay, Orkney. The nearest mobile phone tower is on the island of Sanday, about 7 miles away. I can get a signal on my mobile about twice a week and that's usually just enough to receive a couple of texts. There is a new mobile phone tower under construction as part of the emergency services network, apparently that's run by EE. I wonder if Vodafone could add a couple of aerials on that tower?

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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https://ifunny.co/picture/madeforgeeks-first-picture-from-the-james-webb-space-telescope-0iwbCtNC9

Dutch nuclear authority bans anti-5G pendants that could hurt their owners via – you guessed it – radiation

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Back in the Good Old Days

You were able to buy your kids a proper science lab as a Christmas or birthday present https://youtu.be/zeyoJGqKbOQ

Leaked footage shows British F-35B falling off HMS Queen Elizabeth and pilot's death-defying ejection

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Re: Well...

I believe that the ejection sequence is automatically triggered if certain conditions are (or are not) achieved - e.g. speed too slow

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In the RAF (1959-73) the dreadful Izal toilet paper was stamped with "Government Property"

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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Re: Definitely never ever sat up...

And Raeto West wrote the definitive book for the Commodore PET. I cut my teeth on 6502 assembler after an OU course using HEKTOR and 8080 (or was it 8088) assembler

Sheffield Uni cooks up classic IT disaster in £30m student project: Shifting scope, leadership changes, sunk cost fallacy

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My Open University courses in computing (circa 1986) started by writing in machine code then using a simple assembler before moving on to OU Basic. Great way to learn - who remembers HEKTOR?

New Zealand spooks say satellite snooping is obsolete – better intel is found elsewhere

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Re: Aha! Just what I was waiting for

That link gives this interesting message:

If you try to run this site in Internet Explorer 8, you may need to try to turn on the compatibility view mode.

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Some users have reported problems with Internet Explorer when viewing this site. We have not been able to reproduce the problem in tests with Internet Explorer 7. Firefox and Chrome run with the site with no apparent problems.

Remember when you thought fax machines were dead-matter teleporters? Ah, just me, then

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Recommended reading:

"The Victorian Internet" by Tom Standage - "The Remarkable Story of the Telegraph and the Nineteenth Century's On-line Pioneers"

Orders wrong, resellers receiving wrong items? Must be a programming error and certainly not a rushing techie

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Re: One of the very few regrets

I joined the RAF in 1959 as a 16 yr old Boy Entrant and after 18 months training left RAF Cosford as a "Telegraphist" with the ability to read/send Morse at 21 wpm and use a teleprinter to type at 45 wpm. One esoteric skill was memorising ITA2 (https://www.cryptomuseum.com/ref/ita2/index.htm) and thus being able to "read" 5 hole punched tape which came in very handy when I moved into programming after leaving the RAF in 1973.

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Re: Fun with punch cards

In 1977 I was working in Brora, Sutherland and I took the Open University course PM951 "Computing and computers", my first encounter with any sort of computing (anyone who took this course will remember "Koch-Light" and visible-record computing). The course involved writing programs in OU Basic which I could then type in on a teletype, first booking a time slot at a school in Thurso (which was an hours drive north of Brora) and hoping that the system wasn't "down" when I got there, or

writing the program out on squared paper and posting it via Royal Mail to the OU computing centre in Milton Keynes who would run the program and post back the original hand-written program, the program as typed in by the OU and the output (if any) of the program.

I always took the second option which worked quite well until about half-way through the course when I had to recall some data stored in "my" memory area by one of my previous programs. This produced an angry response from the OU computing department asking what had I done with my data, they couldn't find it! After a lot of discussion it transpired that the OU used two mainframes, one in Milton Keynes and another in Newcastle. Although the mainframes ran the same software they did not share the data of OU students thus a problem occurred if my program ran on the Milton Keynes mainframe and my previous program which stored some data ran on the Newcastle mainframe. I eventually got an apology from the OU thanking me for drawing attention to the problem.

Heart FM's borkfast show – a fine way to start your day

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This https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Active_(radio_series) was far superior to any local radio station that I've encountered

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

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Terrifying when stuff you used to use is now in a museum! https://www.cryptomuseum.com/crypto/uk/bid610/index.htm.

Then you realise that it was nearly 60 years ago!

Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram deplatform themselves: Services down globally

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What happened - https://blog.cloudflare.com/october-2021-facebook-outage

Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

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Re: Only in a UK domestic application

https://pics.me.me/guide-to-fuse-replacement-100-amp-1500-amp-2000-amp-2690315.png

'Nobody in their right mind would build a naval base here today': Navigating in and out of Devonport

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Back in the late 1960s HMS Ark Royal was approaching Plymouth and just past Drake's Island she hit an underwater obstruction, only a minor ding - it was later revealed that the obstruction was a large rock which had been drilled by fleet clearance divers but for some reason (economics?) had not been blasted into oblivion

I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

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1961, an RAF Thor missile site in Yorkshire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Emily) had a USAF supplied, RAF manned IBM data transceiver (https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102645476) used to receive/send 80 column punched cards as part of the USAF high-tech spare part supply chain for Thor missils. One day the data transceiver would punch received cards but failed to print the data at the top of the card. The on-call IBM engineer drove from Alconbury to Yorkshire, walked into the room and flipped the "print" switch from "off" to "on" then drove back to Alconbury

Thanks, Sir Clive Sinclair, from Reg readers whose careers you created and lives you shaped

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I never had a Sinclair but I did have a Commodore Pet and learned tricks to overcome the problems of speed with floating point chips. For example multiplying by 10 by shifting right 3 times (multiply by 8) and adding to the resut the original value twice; checking for overflow

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Some relevant memories of folk who worked for Sir Clive, who seems to have been quite a benevolent (if somewhat idiosyncratic) employer

https://youtu.be/bXBFud9zEoA.

https://youtu.be/KrTmvqwpZF8.

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

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Re: Flow batteries?

2 MW tidal energy device?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-57991351

Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum

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Re: Calling upon a higher power

The piece of cod that passes all understanding?

BOFH: Despite the extremely hazardous staircase, our IT insurance agreement is at an all-time low. Can't think why

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During my sojourn in the RAF the security officer on one RAF station left a box labelled "This could have been a bomb" in the engineering section. The engineering officer promptly wrapped the box up in brown paper, addressed it to the security officer and placed it in the internal post

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Re: Good one !

https://youtu.be/GE94BJg3U1Q

We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again

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Re: The knob......

I once worked in a Government building built in the 1970s. It had a complex environmental control system which had its very own control room with lots of knobs, dials & flashing lights. Alas, it was designed for schools and offices where there was a regular occupation - 9-5, Mon-Fri - but this building housed day staff working 9-5, Mon-Fri plus lots of 24/7 shift workers whose numbers would vary on a random basis. After a few years the Building Maintenance got the system behaving itself after a fashion but my office & associated lab were bitterly cold every morning when we started work. Each time we complained Building Maintenance insisted that all was well and it was all in our imagination. After one particularly cold winter I managed to arrange for Building Maintenance to install a gadget that recorded the temperature every 5 minutes. After a 48 hour period the results showed that the room did become bitterly cold overnight. After some muttering Building Maintenance actually had a look at the ventilation system and discovered that one "door" in the trunking had been left open after new kit had been installed with the result that outside air was admitted directly to out part of the building. The offending "door" was closed and our office became as comfortable as all the other offices

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

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Re: I'm a word wrangler...

It was only recently, after using MS Word for umpteen years, that I realised that MS Word underlines problem words in two different colours to distinguish between spelling errors and grammatical errors. The joys of being red/green colour blind

39 Post Office convictions quashed after Fujitsu evidence about Horizon IT platform called into question

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Re: And still...

https://news.sky.com/story/ex-post-office-chief-quits-retailer-boardroom-roles-and-church-of-england-ministry-12287322

"Former Post Office boss Paula Vennells has quit boardroom positions at retailers Morrisons and Dunelm as well as her role as a Church of England minister after a major miscarriage of justice."

George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user

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Re: Electronic Sheep.

There was a variation of the Sheep screen which had sheep appearing at the top right of the screen then bursting into flames and zooming diagonally down to the bottom left hand corner of the screen, trailing a cloud of smoke & flames

To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user

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Re: Three ball bearings

Many years ago a friend worked for a Government Department and produced a small computer device to be used by the Armed Forces. It had to be very robust - water-proof, accept input voltages of almost anything under 50v DC and of any polarity. His final task was to find a simple way of destroying it in an emergency. I think he opted for something thermite-related which caused all sorts of Health & Safety problems.

Prince Philip, inadvertent father of the Computer Misuse Act, dies aged 99

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Re: No TV

BBC Radio 4 Extra = BBC Radio 4 until Monday

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Re: No TV

BBC Radio 4 Extra is copying BBC Radio 4 schedule until Monday so I missed my episode of "Old Harry's Game" on Friday evening. Fortunately I was able to find the programme on the archive at https://radioechoes.com/?page=series&genre=OTR-Comedy&series=Old%20Harrys%20Game

OVH writes off another data centre – SBG1 – and reveals new smoking battery incident

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Re: You get what you pay for

30 years in Scarborough (N Yorks) BT were publicising their new remote sensing option to detect domestic fires. A few days later Scarborough's main exchange, located in the centre of town, burned down; the alarm was only raised because a passerby (at 3am!) noticed smoke coming through a broken window.

OVH data centre destroyed by fire in Strasbourg – all services unavailable

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Re: hopefully Digital Ocean, will be next.

An interesting read is "Ignition!" http://www.sciencemadness.org/library/books/ignition.pdf

Assembly language, arcade games, and YouTube: The Reg speaks to former Microsoft engineer Dave Plummer

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For me it was an inspired technical boss in the mid 1980s who bought two of us a Commodore Pet plus Raeto West's invaluable book. We soon moved on to 6502 assembler with a PDMA16 (later a PDMA32) for data input via the user port DMA; what was very handy was that the IEEE488 routines were hard-coded into ROM so controlling devices (like printers) was easy.

'Massive game-changer for UK altnet industry': BT-owned UK comms backbone Openreach hikes prices on FTTP-linked leased line circuits

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Re: My experience

OR engineers are very good, it's the management that is faulty. It's now reached the stage that when OR engineers come over on the ferry (2 hour journey each way) to fix a fault they enquire whether anyone else is having problems and will happily try to help. Their management don't like this because "the paperwork is all wrong"

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Or on Stronsay, an island with fewer than 350 inhabitants and 12 miles north of mainland Orkney. Vodafone say "Limited coverage of 2G is available" and they are quite correct

It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons

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Nobody has thought to mention the joys of using edlin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edlin

(but don't mention the April 1st edition - "edlin for Windows")

Microsoft blocked TSO Host's email IPs from Hotmail, Outlook inboxes and no one seems to care

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I am with IONOS (aka 1&1) and occasionally btinternet.com and Microsoft (outlook, hotmail, etc) decide that my bulk emails (100 addressees) are all spam! Very annoying

Pentagon in uproar: 'China's lasers' make US pilots shake in Djibouti

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Re: Laser canon and sonic death rays.

https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/10/laser_pointing_prison/

What is it with hosting firms being stonewalled by Microsoft? Now it's Ionos on naughty step

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Not for the first time my emails to btinternet.com addressees are being rejected as spam. My email to non-btinternet.com addresses are getting through. As on previous occasions IONOS have suggested that I contact the btinternet.com addressees and ask them to adjust their spam filters.

He was a skater boy. We said, 'see you later, boy' – and the VAX machine mysteriously began to work as intended

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Re: Static

I used the CBM PET as an introduction to 6502 assembler and bought Raeto West's invaluable book "Programming the Pet/CBM". I think I paid about £5 for it in the early 1980s - now Amazon are selling copies for over £60 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Programming-Pet-Cbm-Raeto-West/dp/0942386043). I must have a dig around the attic to see if I kept my copy.

Finally, that cruel dust world Mars proves useful: Helping scientists understand Earth's radio-scrambling plasma

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Re: Jackbootstrapping

You didn't sign the OSA, Betty Windsor signed the OSB which made it the OSA. You signed a bit of paper affirming that you understood the penalties of infringing the OSA

Amazon spies on staff, fires them by text for not hitting secretive targets, workers 'feel forced to work through pain, injuries' – report

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https://www.bing.com/th?id=OM1.nzLbbXq8QdXu2g_1593555153&pid=1.7

Sun welcomes vampire dating website company: Arrgh! No! It burns! It buuurrrrnsss!

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Re: Thanks For The Mental Image\Flashback

Those string vests were issued by the RAF when on exercise in Germany during the winter months

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