Posts by ricardian

Dear Stupid, I write with news I did not check the content of the [Name] field before sending this letter

Re: These guys' newsletter?

Or it could be The National Insulator Association (https://www.nia.org)

IBM ends funding for employee retirement clubs

10 Jan 2023

"A group of IBM retirees have come together to launch an independent new venture after the global computing company pulled its support from their decades-old club."

https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/23232930.group-ibm-retirees-launch-independent-new-venture/

FAA grounds all US departures after NOTAM goes down

Re: "but which aren't known about enough in advance to publicize by other means"

The RAF recently changed the names of some ranks:

Leading Aircraftsman (LAC), Senior Aircraftsman (SAC) & Junior Technician (JT) became Air Specialist (class 2), Air Specialist (class 1) and Air Specialist (class 1) Technician.

Source https://www.raf.mod.uk/our-organisation/raf-ranks.

Techies try to bypass damaged UPS, send 380V into air traffic system

The electronic organ in the kirk where I'm the organist was bought new about 8 years ago. About 5 years ago it started "locking up" at random intervals (usually in the middle of a service) then "unlocking" after a few hours. I managed to get the manufacturers of the organ to admit that the problem was caused by the advent of local wind turbines & solar panels. Eventually the manufacturer replaced all the internal electronic panels and I've had no problems since then.

As liquid cooling takes off in the datacenter, fortune favors the brave

Microsoft used the cool seawater around Orkney in a two year test 2018-20 of a submerged cylinder full of servers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54146718

Programming error created billion-dollar mistake that made the coder ... a hero?

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Obfuscated_C_Code_Contest

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

Re: Prompt spoofing

Back in the early 1990s we were using MS Windows (I forget which version) and having problems with a slow disk drive. After several physical replacements we discovered that it was the drive letter that was the problem - it transpired that drive letter "F" was used by MS Windows for diagnosis purposes and had several "special" functions tied to it.

We've got a photocopier and it can copy anything

Re: Years ago....

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/265430971769737217/

Defense contractor pays $9m to settle whistleblower's cybersecurity allegations

Dr Chris Day (a medical doctor in the UK) was a whistle-blower

https://davidhencke.com/2022/07/12/david-cocke-the-trust-official-who-destroyed-potentially-relevant-emails-instructs-top-lawyer-and-pulls-out-of-cross-examination-in-chris-day-tribunal/

Smart thermostat swarms are straining the US grid

Interesting articles about the frequency of the National Grid in Great Britain

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352484720301967

https://www.drax.com/power-generation/maintaining-electricity-grid-stability-during-rapid-decarbonisation/

CAPSTONE mission is Moon-bound, after less rocketry than expected

Re: NASA boffins will spend months nudging CAPSTONE. UPDATE

https://blogs.nasa.gov/artemis/

NOBODY PRINT! Selfless hero saves typing pool from carbon catastrophe

Re: aaargggh! and more aaargggh aaargggh aaargggh

I dumped Santander (had been with them for over 30 years starting with Alliance & Leicester) when they refused to send the OTP via landline phone instead of mobile phone - no mobile signal up here. Transferred the account to TSB who are quite happy to send the OTP via landline phone.

UK police to spend tens of millions on legacy comms network kit

Re: Geographic coverage

A new mast with some equipment cabinets was installed a couple of months ago. So far no aerials have been added to the mast.

Intel plans immersion lab to chill its power-hungry chips

Microsoft servers underwater

Microsoft tried placing servers in a water-tight container and immersing the container in seawater for two years.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54146718

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

Re: Such memories...

I first encountered the Commodore PET in the mid 1980s when I worked for a large Government organisation and the head tech manager bought a couple for us "to play with". We didn't get very far until we bought a copy of Raeto West's invaluable handbook. I still have my copy in the attic but I might just put it on the market to see what price it will fetch! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Programming-PET-Raeto-Collin-West/dp/0950765007

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

Re: Unhelpful comments

Aztec C compiler also created .asm files that you could check

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_C

Re: Unhelpful comments

A Open University courses in the 1980s taught computing using HEKTOR (acronym now forgotten). First we coded by hand - pure assembler, calculating jumps, etc. Then progressed to a very simple assembler and so eventually on to a C compiler & linker. I used some of that knowledge when I had a chip whose floating point multiply took umpteen clock cycles to multiply by 10 - I did 3 left shifts then added the original twice, much faster

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

Re: Trust but verify...

Or Pen*stone

Details of '120,000 Russian soldiers' leaked by Ukrainian media

The Russian military appear to have shot themselves in the foot, metaphorically speaking:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/russian-troops-can-t-use-era-encrypted-phone-system-in-ukraine-because-they-destroyed-4g-masts-says-expert/ar-AAUMGV6?cvid=6b0ba0f6e1e54c0ce4f43e19d282ddac&ocid=winp1taskbar

We have redundancy, we have batteries, what could possibly go wrong?

Back in the 1960s a large factory installed a fire-suppression system which consisted mainly of sprinklers and incorporated a new innovation at the switchboard (a PMBX1A) which automatically called the local fire station with a voice message on a loop "There is a fire at factory xxx. There is a fire at factory xxx" if a fire was detected - the 999 system couldn't be used as the technology to interact with the operator didn't exist.

One night the large factory caught fire and the fire-suppression system did its best but the factory burned to the ground before the fire brigade turned up. At the post mortem it transpired that the factory's system worked as designed and telephoned the fire brigade with the repeating voice message. The fire brigade telephone system responded with its own message "The telephone number for this fire station has been changed to 1234578, please replace your received and dial the new number".

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

In the early days (1983-ish) of the IBM PC my department bought a copy of Multimate - it came on 7.5 inch floppy disks and there was a very large box full of them. It took the best part of a day to install and it did do what the advert claimed (i.e. everything) it did it very, very badly

Car radios crashed by station broadcasting images with no file extension

Re: GIGO for the goddesses sake!

It used to be between Hilversum and Schenectady on Long Wave

Court papers indicate text messages from HMRC's 60886 number could snoop on Brit taxpayers' locations

I do have a mobile phone but I can only get a signal if I stand at the bottom of the garden or over on the far side of the road. I moved from Santander to TSB because Santander insisted that I had to receive my OTP via mobile phone whereas TSB (and Paypal) are quite happy to use my landline phone.

Shut off 3G by 2033? How about 2023, asks Vodafone UK

I live on Stronsay, Orkney. The nearest mobile phone tower is on the island of Sanday, about 7 miles away. I can get a signal on my mobile about twice a week and that's usually just enough to receive a couple of texts. There is a new mobile phone tower under construction as part of the emergency services network, apparently that's run by EE. I wonder if Vodafone could add a couple of aerials on that tower?

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

https://ifunny.co/picture/madeforgeeks-first-picture-from-the-james-webb-space-telescope-0iwbCtNC9

Dutch nuclear authority bans anti-5G pendants that could hurt their owners via – you guessed it – radiation

Back in the Good Old Days

You were able to buy your kids a proper science lab as a Christmas or birthday present https://youtu.be/zeyoJGqKbOQ

Leaked footage shows British F-35B falling off HMS Queen Elizabeth and pilot's death-defying ejection

Re: Well...

I believe that the ejection sequence is automatically triggered if certain conditions are (or are not) achieved - e.g. speed too slow

In the RAF (1959-73) the dreadful Izal toilet paper was stamped with "Government Property"

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

Re: Definitely never ever sat up...

And Raeto West wrote the definitive book for the Commodore PET. I cut my teeth on 6502 assembler after an OU course using HEKTOR and 8080 (or was it 8088) assembler

Sheffield Uni cooks up classic IT disaster in £30m student project: Shifting scope, leadership changes, sunk cost fallacy

My Open University courses in computing (circa 1986) started by writing in machine code then using a simple assembler before moving on to OU Basic. Great way to learn - who remembers HEKTOR?

New Zealand spooks say satellite snooping is obsolete – better intel is found elsewhere

Re: Aha! Just what I was waiting for

That link gives this interesting message:

If you try to run this site in Internet Explorer 8, you may need to try to turn on the compatibility view mode.

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Some users have reported problems with Internet Explorer when viewing this site. We have not been able to reproduce the problem in tests with Internet Explorer 7. Firefox and Chrome run with the site with no apparent problems.

Remember when you thought fax machines were dead-matter teleporters? Ah, just me, then

Recommended reading:

"The Victorian Internet" by Tom Standage - "The Remarkable Story of the Telegraph and the Nineteenth Century's On-line Pioneers"

Orders wrong, resellers receiving wrong items? Must be a programming error and certainly not a rushing techie

Re: One of the very few regrets

I joined the RAF in 1959 as a 16 yr old Boy Entrant and after 18 months training left RAF Cosford as a "Telegraphist" with the ability to read/send Morse at 21 wpm and use a teleprinter to type at 45 wpm. One esoteric skill was memorising ITA2 (https://www.cryptomuseum.com/ref/ita2/index.htm) and thus being able to "read" 5 hole punched tape which came in very handy when I moved into programming after leaving the RAF in 1973.

Re: Fun with punch cards

In 1977 I was working in Brora, Sutherland and I took the Open University course PM951 "Computing and computers", my first encounter with any sort of computing (anyone who took this course will remember "Koch-Light" and visible-record computing). The course involved writing programs in OU Basic which I could then type in on a teletype, first booking a time slot at a school in Thurso (which was an hours drive north of Brora) and hoping that the system wasn't "down" when I got there, or

writing the program out on squared paper and posting it via Royal Mail to the OU computing centre in Milton Keynes who would run the program and post back the original hand-written program, the program as typed in by the OU and the output (if any) of the program.

I always took the second option which worked quite well until about half-way through the course when I had to recall some data stored in "my" memory area by one of my previous programs. This produced an angry response from the OU computing department asking what had I done with my data, they couldn't find it! After a lot of discussion it transpired that the OU used two mainframes, one in Milton Keynes and another in Newcastle. Although the mainframes ran the same software they did not share the data of OU students thus a problem occurred if my program ran on the Milton Keynes mainframe and my previous program which stored some data ran on the Newcastle mainframe. I eventually got an apology from the OU thanking me for drawing attention to the problem.

Heart FM's borkfast show – a fine way to start your day

This https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Active_(radio_series) was far superior to any local radio station that I've encountered

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

Terrifying when stuff you used to use is now in a museum! https://www.cryptomuseum.com/crypto/uk/bid610/index.htm.

Then you realise that it was nearly 60 years ago!

Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram deplatform themselves: Services down globally

What happened - https://blog.cloudflare.com/october-2021-facebook-outage

Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

Re: Only in a UK domestic application

https://pics.me.me/guide-to-fuse-replacement-100-amp-1500-amp-2000-amp-2690315.png

'Nobody in their right mind would build a naval base here today': Navigating in and out of Devonport

Back in the late 1960s HMS Ark Royal was approaching Plymouth and just past Drake's Island she hit an underwater obstruction, only a minor ding - it was later revealed that the obstruction was a large rock which had been drilled by fleet clearance divers but for some reason (economics?) had not been blasted into oblivion

I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

1961, an RAF Thor missile site in Yorkshire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Emily) had a USAF supplied, RAF manned IBM data transceiver (https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102645476) used to receive/send 80 column punched cards as part of the USAF high-tech spare part supply chain for Thor missils. One day the data transceiver would punch received cards but failed to print the data at the top of the card. The on-call IBM engineer drove from Alconbury to Yorkshire, walked into the room and flipped the "print" switch from "off" to "on" then drove back to Alconbury

Thanks, Sir Clive Sinclair, from Reg readers whose careers you created and lives you shaped

I never had a Sinclair but I did have a Commodore Pet and learned tricks to overcome the problems of speed with floating point chips. For example multiplying by 10 by shifting right 3 times (multiply by 8) and adding to the resut the original value twice; checking for overflow

Some relevant memories of folk who worked for Sir Clive, who seems to have been quite a benevolent (if somewhat idiosyncratic) employer

https://youtu.be/bXBFud9zEoA.

https://youtu.be/KrTmvqwpZF8.

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

Re: Flow batteries?

2 MW tidal energy device?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-57991351

Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum

Re: Calling upon a higher power

The piece of cod that passes all understanding?

BOFH: Despite the extremely hazardous staircase, our IT insurance agreement is at an all-time low. Can't think why

During my sojourn in the RAF the security officer on one RAF station left a box labelled "This could have been a bomb" in the engineering section. The engineering officer promptly wrapped the box up in brown paper, addressed it to the security officer and placed it in the internal post

Re: Good one !

https://youtu.be/GE94BJg3U1Q

We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again

Re: The knob......

I once worked in a Government building built in the 1970s. It had a complex environmental control system which had its very own control room with lots of knobs, dials & flashing lights. Alas, it was designed for schools and offices where there was a regular occupation - 9-5, Mon-Fri - but this building housed day staff working 9-5, Mon-Fri plus lots of 24/7 shift workers whose numbers would vary on a random basis. After a few years the Building Maintenance got the system behaving itself after a fashion but my office & associated lab were bitterly cold every morning when we started work. Each time we complained Building Maintenance insisted that all was well and it was all in our imagination. After one particularly cold winter I managed to arrange for Building Maintenance to install a gadget that recorded the temperature every 5 minutes. After a 48 hour period the results showed that the room did become bitterly cold overnight. After some muttering Building Maintenance actually had a look at the ventilation system and discovered that one "door" in the trunking had been left open after new kit had been installed with the result that outside air was admitted directly to out part of the building. The offending "door" was closed and our office became as comfortable as all the other offices

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

Re: I'm a word wrangler...

It was only recently, after using MS Word for umpteen years, that I realised that MS Word underlines problem words in two different colours to distinguish between spelling errors and grammatical errors. The joys of being red/green colour blind

39 Post Office convictions quashed after Fujitsu evidence about Horizon IT platform called into question

Re: And still...

https://news.sky.com/story/ex-post-office-chief-quits-retailer-boardroom-roles-and-church-of-england-ministry-12287322

"Former Post Office boss Paula Vennells has quit boardroom positions at retailers Morrisons and Dunelm as well as her role as a Church of England minister after a major miscarriage of justice."

George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user

Re: Electronic Sheep.

There was a variation of the Sheep screen which had sheep appearing at the top right of the screen then bursting into flames and zooming diagonally down to the bottom left hand corner of the screen, trailing a cloud of smoke & flames