* Posts by TheSkunkyMonk

97 posts • joined 19 Dec 2015


Make sure you've patched your F5 BIG-IP gear. Exploit code for scary bug pair is so trivial, it fits in a tweet


US government warning us about Tor when they release it onto the world? If anything they promoted its use to get more users as it makes it harder to trace.

Rental electric scooters to clutter UK street scenes after Department of Transport gives year-long trial the thumbs-up


Planned obsolescence, Software as a service and now our toys are going into a rental program! How can it be ok for a private company to run these on the roads but a private citizen can't purchase one and maintain it themselves? Not that I think its a good idea, maybe in a different world but in the current one this will just cause havoc.

Wow, Microsoft's Windows 10 always runs Edge on startup? What could cause that? So strange, tut-tuts Microsoft


Wierdly it has now stopped all by its self and instead now Xbox app seems to want to launch randomly on startup instead


Ive been getting this for a couple month, very rarely though its normally a restart or two from the last time I use it when this happens, Really annoying but I havent played SeaofThieves since they started charging for pets and cosmetics so its probably time to reinstall Ubuntu anyway, Doesn't feel right having so a close connection to the marketeers.

Ex-barrister reckons he has a privacy-preserving solution to Britain's smut ban plans


Re: What could possibly go wrong?

We just need better parenting not more restrictions. We will probably get the sensible solution now though since most people got the new track and trace, and you now have to give details when going for a pint.

eBay users spot the online auction house port-scanning their PCs. Um... is that OK?


Re: fingerprinting

"And website owners wonder why more and more people are using ad/script blockers"

Still with all the threats listed the first reason I use a script blocker is so the marketing wankers and arsehole coders who make their software don't feed me ad's or track my activity so i can be turned into a product to sell, security only comes in second, lol my bank is pretty much empty anyway good luck to em :P

Linus Torvalds drops Intel and adopts 32-core AMD Ryzen Threadripper on personal PC


Re: Minimum spec?

Trainee developers no, they most certainly should get old kit preferably some dumb terminals and vi and teach them to use what limited resources they have. when they graduate and get that dev hat then they get the well deserved fancy new machine. Linux has certainly graduated, degree or not.


Sure they just change the socket 90% of the time just to force us into that extra upgrade and not because some new chip model actually requires it :( really should be pushed into giving us only model a year, the latest and greatest not planning out product lines 10years in advance. Remember Moore's law isa business model not an actual scientific law. Breakthroughs happen over night.

Record-breaking Aussie boffins send 44.2 terabits a second screaming down 75km of fiber from single chip


Actually it is ideal for home broadband now! as long as the cabling is good probably wont be any need to replace the system for the next 100yr or so. Mind we hate that type of thinking in government projects, why make something to last when we can have lucrative maintenance contracts to put out to tender each year or a system we can upgrade every few year.

Latest NHS IT revolution is failing to learn lessons from the last £10bn car crash


Probably all three with bonuses for all involved. The wastage really is scary though, 12bn should of bought a lot of kit and we only have a thousand or so hospitals, on site servers and one big one really big one shouldn't of cost all that much and general staff normally only use EMIS or whatever it is called these days, cheapo thin clients galore, 12bn? Can we have a break down of costing I'm really curious how much went on hardware and IT staff and how much went on management?

You can get a mechanical keyboard for £45. But should you? We pulled an Aukey KM-G6 out of the bargain bin


What is its key rollover like? Biggest problem with you asda special is you normally can't push all the keys you need to at the same time. For example with the cheap ONN keyboards you cant push w,a,shift and jump at the same time. can be a bit of a problem at times.

Resistance is futile: Some Cisco security appliances are ticking time bombs of fail thanks to faulty resistors


Meh more like planned Obsolescence than a faulty product, working as intended I bet. Bit like the Ipod batteries. We really need a better way to work our businesses, we should be making the best, and making it to last. No designing things to fail or crippling hardware so companies can sell a range... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh7_PA8GZU

Nine million logs of Brits' road journeys spill onto the internet from password-less number-plate camera dashboard



Shame no one read the governments own guidance. https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/guidance/penetration-testing


I don't get it I always thought these institutions spent hundreds of thousands on compliance if not millions? Not one person thought to read iso27001? Mind should you even need to read it to know to put a password on an external system. Just got to love these modern "experts" not a clue most of them.

Watch now the three UFO videos uncovered by Blink-182 star – and today officially released by the Pentagon


Awww specially the last one, why couldn't they release more of the video.

Dumpster diving to revive a crashing NetWare server? It was acceptable in the '90s


Not as classy as this guys solution but I have on more that one occasion used a humble cardboard wedge to fix memory not sitting correctly on warped motherboards in the 90's, saved our customers fortunes at the time boss was not happy though he wanted the extra sales.

AMD dials 911, emits DMCA takedowns after miscreant steals a load of GPU hardware blueprints, leaks on GitHub


Re: So let me get this right...

Still brighter than the guy that setup the system that spewed the data.

FYI: When Virgin Media said it leaked 'limited contact info', it meant p0rno filter requests, IP addresses, IMEIs as well as names, addresses and more


Re: Internet facing database?

Less than a decade ago your modems speed used to be controlled by a file, on the modem.


Wonder how many people bought that data?

From Virgin?

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police


Atleast they keep up with the times good on the plods! I'm still running a build of Backtrack.

We're afraid it might be terminal: Tesco top-up box looking less than tip-top


I miss my Xp now but now I have integrated marketing crap slowing me down built right in, Yay progress!

If only 3 in 100,000 cyber-crimes are prosecuted, why not train cops to bring these crooks to justice once and for all, suggests think-tank veep


If it worked that way companies would actually have to own up when they get hacked and a lot won't do it just to avoid the bad press and customer complaints that ensue.

'Trust no one' is good enough for the X Files but not for software devs: How do you use third-party libs and stay secure, experts mull on stage


Im still upset they reinstated the guys code on the NPM without his permission, so what if it broke a lot of things he made a choice and didn't want to use their platform any more, for good reasons as well. Guess thats the joys of licensing.

IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata


Re: idiot

IT might be interesting but it normally leads to more temptation, then action, I ruined my career a decade or so ago with what started as a simple curiosity and yes it turns out the cable company do send the exact same tv signal to every ones house regardless how much you pay them, so easy to make your cable modem go faster as well, or it was back then anyway! I also discovered Mr Branson will hire ex MI5 and SAS agents to hunt you down.

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker


If it hadn't of been for a woman playing the lead I would of thought I was watching Return. All in all, enjoyed the movie thought it would of been nice to have seen the ghost of Obiwan for the big final goodbye though. Hope we get a movie where they rebuild everything and make an awesome new society, we never seem to get that part in movies, just the war.

Xbox Series X: Gee thanks, Microsoft! Just what we wanted for Xmas 2020 – a Gateway tower PC


2 consoles and 5 drives in a year or two with the 360, Ill never waste money on a xbox again. Only reason I bothered with the 360 anyway was for Forza and they went and trashed that game as well. Laughed so hard when they added a minute cooldown to start races, what idiot though that was a good idea? Then all the DLC, nope just nope, if Im paying top dolar for a game I expect to get the entire game.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election


Re: Paranoid, moi?

Yeah Until the water company come along and try and put a charge on your property for a few hundred quid and then try to add interest to that and force you to sell. I shit you not I didn't pay for 2 years due to DWP issues and I nearly lost everything! for the sake of a 900quid bill. About time our water was taken back into government hands. Along with gas and electricity, just for the price hikes alone.

Why build your own cancer-sniffing neural network when this 1.3 exaflop supercomputer can do if for you?


Is the power not for the creating the software? AI making AI and all that scifi horror stuff?

UK taxpayers funded Grand Theft Auto V maker to tune of £42m – while biz paid no corp tax and made billions


Re: Based in Scotland? What a surprise!

Makes me sick that the Scottish get free university and us English have to pay 9k+ a year. World is F'd don't think anything can fix the greed of the human species now, just got to hope we get wiped out before we do to much damage to this place.

COBOL: Five little letters that if put on a CV would ensure stable income for many a greybeard coder


Re: Almost First language

Was my first language and gave me a great framework for understanding other languages later on, Stand by all schools should start there programming courses with this language as it teaches so many good practices and is very simple to understand for learners.

Open-source companies gather to gripe: Cloud giants sell our code as a service – and we get the square root of nothing


Re: In a normal universe

Some people just do it for the challenge of solving the problem, they also tend the be the best ones. Satisfaction is a funny thing hope one day we get past paper.

WannaCry is still the smallpox of infosec. But the latest strain (sort of) immunises its victims


Was this an Ad?

for Sophos?

6 Times you plugged em!


You better get a wiggle on then: BT said to be mulling switching off UK's copper internets by 2027


Re: How many connections is that?

Nah they will probably pull most of it through the existing conduit where possible


Not my expertise

Why not let Virgin(Telewest) do it instead? They've had the better network for decades, well at least in my area for personal and small business by an absolute long shot.

As the world secures itself, so do crims: Encrypted malware on the rise, warns Sonicwall


I'd probably watch that :D

Scumbags can program vulnerable MedTronic insulin pumps over the air to murder diabetics – insecure kit recalled


Just no need for this stuff to have a wireless feature in the first place. When will we stop putting critical systems online.

One-time permanent DWP secretary Robert Devereux set to rock up at 'ethical' tech biz Salesforce


I'm sure "ethical" in business terms really means how much can we squeeze them before they revolt.

It's a fullblown Crysis: Gamers press pause on PC purchases, shipments freeze


Don't worry GTA6 will be along soon.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco


Ordinal Date, Julian Calendar still had months thank god.

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity


Re: And I thought Smart TVs were bad

Had my Viera up on the wall for well over a decade now only time it will come down is when it no longer turns on. I fear for that day, do they even make Tv's these days without microphones and cameras built in? Mind its only used for watching episodes off the pc anyway.



Bet some nipples where being rubbed in the office the day they came up with that one!


Why are fervid Googlers making ad-blocker-breaking changes to Chrome? Because they created a monster – and are fighting to secure it


One way ticket

I know there isnt many things humanity can agree on but can we atleast accept these marketing folk aren't doing the world any good and we'd be a lot better off with out them, anywhere, on the planet and they should all go and shoot themselves for the sake of humanity. Back on topic, if a site doesn't work with noscript&ABP enabled I simply just don't use that site, advertisers are just as bad as bankers.

NASA fingers the cause of two bungled satellite launches, $700m in losses, years of science crashing and burning...


Re: Self certification?

Or make the suppliers face loosing all their infrastructure for telling porkies in future. If your not going to run it legit you don't get to run it at all.

May Day! PM sacks UK Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson for Huawei 5G green-light 'leak'


Government should be ran openly anyway, that way maybe they'd get some decent advice and we'd all know what we are actually paying them for.

Microsoft partner portal 'exposes 'every' support request filed worldwide' today


Re: More Microsoft user based testing

For an hour if you stay up really late. Fallout 5 with a Coop mode was what we really wanted, even if it was just inviting them as a companion... We would of loved it.

EU politely asks if China could stop snaffling IP as precondition for doing business


China has got this one right, no one should patents on ideas/inventions and if someone can make something better then so be it! Specially with drugs and medical equipment absolute joke we allow companies to hold patents on cures and treatments and allow research to be done behind closed doors. If humanity ever wants to progress we are going to have to start being more open the idea of sharing our ideas/designs/inventions. Ffs all IT folk should know this, without RFC's and sharing we would of never had the internet and the tools we have today.

Bethesda blunders, IRS sounds the alarm, China ransomware, and more


So sad Bethesda had to go and trash Fallout, this could of been massive if they had just gave us private servers and mod support, the kind of crap we'd expect with a Fallout game. But nope, they wanted a cosmetics store. Shame so many companies have gone this route and forgot what made them great, I miss pirates on Battlefield :(

A few reasons why cops haven't immediately shot down London Gatwick airport drone menace


Wait why is everyone making this so complicated, nearly every off the shelf drone is vulnerable to simple exploits ffs most can even be sent to the ground with a basic wireless de auth or with a little radio jamming...

Warning: Malware, rogue users can spy on some apps' HTTPS crypto – by whipping them with a CAT o' nine TLS


Re: It's time to start over

I thought it was working as intended, it was built to get data from one place to another and security was never its intension. The real problems happened when it started getting used for commerce and cost cutting by big business with poorly trained or sometimes overtrained people setting the stuff up to add to the fire!

The D in Systemd stands for 'Dammmmit!' A nasty DHCPv6 packet can pwn a vulnerable Linux box


Init is 1026 lines of code in one file and it works great.



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