* Posts by Chaitanya

10 posts • joined 4 Aug 2007

BOFH: Trussssst in me

Chaitanya
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stuck in the lift, eh?

was worried he was dead

alcohol

cigarettes

pouf! spontaneous human combustion!!

Now REALLY we do need a bofh dose more often, Dr Bastard.

BOFH: Stick this

Chaitanya
Heart

Thats why they call it

The carrot 'AND' the stick. Neither one works independently - together they make a smash hit...

me luv carrot and sticks

Pink-slipped sysadmin admits to threatening ex-employer's network

Chaitanya
Pirate

Funky

The guy should read Simon T's posts more often.... If it were me - I'd make sure I DONT get fired in the first place.

No point spouting about it later.His tits are toast, the slimy freshwater gherkin.

BOFH: A safe bet

Chaitanya
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Simon Travaglia goes on vacation...

...world slips into chaos.

Serial commentard bitchslaps Reg hack

Chaitanya
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We have a winner!

Guys - his writing is probably nonsense, but the style is good. Almost like he's been mailing you well doctored, planned and executed novels - he's put some real effort into those mails.

Never thought 'communal hatred' would bring out a few laughs - but i'm sorry the good blokes at el reg would have to face this.

Worth reading over again!!

Vatican updates list of mortal sins

Chaitanya
Dead Vulture

@vincent himpe and ian

fucking genius. not laughed so hard in my life; guess the noise pollution factor adds up as a 'sin'.

why do we bother listeing to these blasted windbags, because its bloody real entertainment.

salute the quacks

Chaitanya

Hows about ....

1. making stup*d mortal sins

2. spending time in the booth listening to guys talk about their pretty sister-in-law while secretly maturbating quietly

3. breathing - gives off dangerous carbon dioxide, y'know

4. thinking - goodness knows what sort of perverse thoughts appear in the brains of individuals so terribly spoiled by ... etc

5. getting kids - bringing Gods gift to a planet full of sh*t and letting them suffer

rubberish. and let me guess he's not 'invalidated' any of the old past rules like 'being a vampire' or 'conspiring with the devil'.

BOFH: The bastard wants to know

Chaitanya
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You forgot LOCKING IN THE TAPE SAFE!!

Sad - after all of the BOFH's adventures we come down to simply shredding the document, and not... exterminating the source of the problem.

Think 'locking in the tape safe'. Think 'halon'. Think 'pushing off the window on to a skip full of crushed glass'. Think 'locking in the comms room'. Think 'fat manager with cactus plants falling into an open lift'. Think 'overvoltage cattle prod'. Thin.... BZZEEEERRTT

ouch.

;)

Some sarcastic comments:

Tom: Programming.... wait is that something like VI? Oh, PEARL, I think its ... 30th anniv? - now THATS programming

Steve: Just be sure you don't have anyone from your company reading this

Chris: I'm 22, and still OUT OF IT!!

Thanks for being a good lard & chip buttie and reading all the way down here!!

BOFH: You think you know a guy...

Chaitanya

CORNY

Took me about 10 minutes to remember what the HECK an Archimedes is. In fact I've only heard it called that once.

Thats another batch Os2, Mac, Linux and Acorn loving fans alienated. On purpose :)

BOFH: Dodging the auditors

Chaitanya

BLOODY BRILLIANT!!

Like always. And getting better every day!

Must be all the lagers - they say it "matures" with time ;)

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