* Posts by BebopWeBop

2863 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2015

Knackered Euro server turns Panasonic smart TVs into dumb TVs

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Re: Where can I get a good dumb TV?

I recently bought a dumb Sony 40" TV. Full HD and a very good picture for less than £250. A PS3 acts as the network box for running iPlayer and Netflix as well as DVDs (vanilla and Blue Ray). Very happy with the arrangement.

First working Apple Mac ransomware infects Transmission BitTorrent app downloads

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Arggggg

KeRanger was cryptographically signed using a now-revoked Apple-issued developer certificate, but will still be accepted by OS X's Gatekeeper protection system

This could be painful for some. Can anyone provide a plausible excuse as to why Gatekeeper was still accepting revoked security certs? Other than 'someone at Apple has dropped a clanger of course.

French parliament votes to jail tech execs who refuse to decrypt data

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Re: Seems like good news?

That has never stopped British courts in the past.

Everything bad in the world can be traced to crap Wi-Fi

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Re: On the one hand...

Wrong printer - some are water based (again from long ago acquired experience)

Machismo is ruining the tech industry for all of us. Equally

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Re: Pluralistic Ignorance

My wife's first degree (medical) was in a very female dominated cohort. Mine was Maths/CS. I was stunned to hear about the behaviour of her fellow students. Come a big researchish assessment, there was a rush to the library (in teams), as people (2 men out of a class of 21) bagged essential references, and if they were (commonly) restricted to library exclusive use, hiding them in obscure parts of the building.

Now you can guess that this was about 30 years ago when much of the material was not available online. But I was still shocked, my subject attracted lots of slightly odd individuals (at least socially), but this would never have occurred to us (opposite ratio). Unless you really did hate someone (in which case you simply did not ask), we actually helped one another. Vicious team 'play' of this sort would never have been tolerated.

HP Enterprise Services readies deeper cuts in UK: Now 1,000 techies face axe

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Megaphone

Or - turns out it does really really need to be done, but by the time they realise it, it will be horribly expensive to resurrect and do?

Forget data thieves, data sabotage will be your next IT nightmare

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Re: Not a new problem

A little more than an assembly line drone then?

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Re: Sandra Bullock told us this 20 years ago

Quite happy to just watch her

How exactly do you rein in a wildly powerful AI before it enslaves us all?

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Re: Fundamental Issue

Takes a turing test capable machine to at least pretend to recognise another....

Ad-blockers are a Mafia-style 'protection racket' – UK's Minister of Fun

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Re: Takes one to know one

Have you tried using their 'I don't watch live TV service'. Even without a beer, I found myself committed to another reminder in 1 months time.

Samsung off the hook as $120m Apple patent verdict tossed

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Re: hold on..

Obviously not cats and cats though

My devil-possessed smartphone tried to emasculate me

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Joke

Re: As for the RAZR..

I gave my mum my second spare Nokia 6310i (you see I love her) three years ago. Her second mobile phone - the first did not survive contact with the enemy). It's still working, she's on a limitless minute contract, and I am still loved (well actually no, and given my sacrifice a little pissed off)

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Re: best 4 weeks ever

Living in the boonies, in a very solidly built stone house, I only get mobile reception in one part of it. Friends and visitors know that, so I can happily have the phone going to answer whenever I want to without massive opprobrium. I don't tend to advertise the fact that in that part of the house, reception is good enough, and I have a strong 4G signal, so good in fact that I tend to use it as my primary means of accessing the outside world via my network when in the house.

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Re: As for the RAZR..

I agree, both electronically and physically it was gorgeous. My only gripe - terminal for my ownership - was the piss poor user interface.

Sussex PC sacked after using police databases to snoop on his ex-wife

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Re: " dismissed from Sussex Police without notice"

Well there is one law for the Nick Gargan's of this world and another for everyone else.

Yelp minimum wage row shines spotlight on … broke, fired employee

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Joke

Re: [unsolicited opinions on farts]

The Grauniad is not always wrong, and does manage rather better than the proverbial broken clock - even if some of it is deranged. For real lunacy you want the Mail or the Telegraph. Time for the old joke

The Times - read by the people who run the country

The Telegraph - read by people who yearn for the time they thought they ran the country

The Guardian - read by people who think someone else should run the country (although on current form...)

The Mail - read by people who don't like anyone who runs the country, by definition

The Sun - read by people who don't care as long as Sam Fox can flash her t*ts on page 3

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Re: At least Murica still has call centres!

Although I see BT are making great play of moving jobs back to the UK - ostensibly customer service issues (including, according to newspaper 'reports' - OK a reliable citation needed) that the Brummie accents of their customers could not be understood by Indian call staff.

Become an Andre Previn in your time: DevOps for star conductors

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Re: Nice One

Well if I had to go to one, Eric & Ernie might do a better job - what commercial interest does the reg have in devops?

Hackers aren't so interested in your credit card data these days. That's bad news

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Re: Albert Spangler

Crumbs, you get all sorts on this site - Hello Mr Trooper

Helpdesk? I have a software problem. And a GRIZZLY BEAR problem

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Re: Ha!

re: (2) - but f he has been incinerated, who would know it was your fault - maybe an opportunity for promotion?

MIT boffins' code scans your health claims, tunes plans for bosses

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Walmart are not the only company to use this type of insurance. It has been around for a long time. I would say that it represents moral jeopardy for any organisation that could benefit by judicially managing health benefits, but then scum like that would never consider such an action would they?

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Re: "the BST software will seek out the patterns in treatment of employees...

Very telling - no down votes as of 7.30 - yup we all know how it is going to go.

The paperless office? Don’t talk sheet

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I remember the Perq - a lovely screen - for the time anyway. I also had the Apple A4 (ish) monitor in front of me with a colour monitor to one side for visualisation. A very nice combination for 25 odd years ago.

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Doesn't the Apple Passport support (or is suported by) BA?

Under-fire Apple backs down, crafts new iOS to kill security safeguard

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Re: Remains to be seen

Well one thing, it probably was not a fingerprint sensor being used as a backdoor (although never say never). The iPhone 5c does not use one.

IBM to fork out $2.6bn to slurp data on millions of patients

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Re: You can they will be eyeing up the NHS

While TTIP and other bastard proposed legislation is to be damned, as far as I understand it (which to be fair is based on assurances - ha ha ha - by politicians and administrators), there is no requirement to negotiate on something that is already there.

But then on second thoughts one of the money grabbing f****rs in a Tory, Labour, LibDem, Plyd Cymri or SNP run institution will probably take the money to engineer it on the basis (honest guv), 'I'm thinking of the people - not just the children'.

IBM Watson offers $5m for an AI to save the world

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Re: Here's a challenge...

Now that would be worth much much more...

IBM open sources its blockchain code – the non-crazy part of Bitcoin

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Re: What the RFID?

I think you will find that RFIDs are used to label many medical supplies (stock control)

Ransomware scum infect Tinseltown hospital, demand $3.6m

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Umm - it's not called an Intranet for nothing.

Shopping for PCs? This is what you'll be offered in 2016

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Joke

Re: "Nobody needs to load software from disc any more"

Given that I am living, travelling and working on my motorhome with my own network on board you may find that I am that BOFH, user, developer and PHB too.

So where do you find the lift shaft when your other you has misbehaved?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day means DDoS for you

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Terminator

Re: Net scum

Well I have noticed, that in the UK anyway, the scum (of all colours) seem to rise to the top.

Uber, Taskrabbit, other Silicon Valley darlings urge Europe not to screw their business

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Re: Hey sharing economy types

To be fair, you have also developed the tech/science (LIGO) to monitor their ethical stance. We only have the tabloid press.

Ballmer schools SatNad on Microsoft's mobile strategy: You need one

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Re: Thanks!

That was low....

Canonical reckons Android phone-makers will switch to Ubuntu

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Re: malware to follow?

In the long term - hell even the medium one, security through obscurity is a dead end. Remember that many linus installations run important parts of critical electronic infrastructure.

Silent Nork satellite tumbling in orbit

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Re: " Soviet SS-1 "Scud" powerplants"

But the user experience really sucked.

It depends whether you were the supplier or the client I suspect.

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Mushroom

I am sure China would not, but when have the leaders acted in the best interests of the people or country or even sanity in the last 25 years (to pick an arbitrary but reasonable timescale)

Drone-busting eagles to darken Blighty's skies?

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Re: Security Theatre

@VinceH: Okay then - flying sharks with lasers it is.

Well they've got the flying bit sorted - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharknado - now for the lasers.

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Last week, Dunfermline and West MP Douglas Chapman, who sits on the Commons Defence Select Committee, suggested Police Scotland similarly mull an eagle squadron to clear the skies of drones that he described as "a real risk to people", "a danger to those on the ground" and even "a risk to national security" in the wrong hands

I suppose it provides much needed work for Scottish birds of prey. But ha April come round so soon, or are Scottish rozzers a little short of press releases for a Monday morning?

Fleet of 4.77MHz LCD laptops with 8088 CPUs still alive after 30 years

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Re: The T1000 was impressive

Husky Hunters (MOD passim) were the obvious blunt instrument when all else had stopped.

FTC: Duo bought rights to Android game – then turned it into ad-slinging junkware in an update

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Re: Adds or Drugs (Meds) ?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that case hinges on US health insurance companies having this strange idea to buy brand name rather than generic, when the patent runs out. His medicine was out of patent, so people just switched to generics.

I regret to say you are incorrect. To paraphrase (but hopefully represent the case), this is a drug that was permitted under a different regulatory system that that which exists now. In order to introduce a generic, drugs companies would have to jump through expensive hoops, and possibly (although I'm not an expert in the area) take a very long time about it. As this bastard owns the drug of that name (forget about so called generics - noe are licensed), he can charge what he believes the market will bear.

Personally I would be more interested in seeing whether his testicles would bear his weight if he was suspended by them over a deep pool of laser wielding sharks, but that is only a personal opinion I should add and I do not condone, or encourage anyone to do it, at least without a watertight alibi.

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Re: "... complaints and fines from the FTC"

To be pedantic, in that case the computer was the slide rule jockey :-)

Remember Netbooks? Windows 10 makes them good again!

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Re: Pah!

The ideal kitchen computer was the Honeywell H316.

That was then, this is now. The ideal kitchen computer is Deep Blue - Chef Watson, say no more, even if you can't eat it, the suits are probably going to be interesting.

Alibaba security fail: Brute-force bonanza yields 21m logins

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Re: So, we need to know

No Genie

Ducks, Lord of the Rings, movies and maths: The GCHQ Xmas puzzle solutions revealed

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Re: French numbers? That's just mean.

French numbers? That's just mean.

Prefer the letters.

Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple

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Re: “a gnat’s cock”

Not that useful as a unit of measurement, seeing as how Scottish gnats seem to be about the size of an albatross with the teeth of a velociraptor.

Much though I repsepct and fear the Free Scotland Airforce they are not a pinch on their equivalents in Alaska. Although at least you have a good chance of downing them with a large bore hunting rifle.

Official UN panel findings on embassy-squatter released. Assange: I'm 'vindicated'

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Re: Pirates have hijacked this 'ere ruckus!

It will all go quiet for another 3 years because he knows that if he does step outside he will be arrested for violating the terms of this bail agreement.

I'll bet whoever it was in the embassy thought this would be a jolly wheeze is wondering about his or her career futures at the moment.

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Re: Pirates have hijacked this 'ere ruckus!

A member of the 'working group' was claiming it was binding - Prof of Law at some US Uni (Florida I think) this afternoon on R4. He had problems explaining why it was, although to be fair, the R4 interrogator did not give him a hard enough time. Where is Marcel Berlins when you need him?

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Re: Arbitrary?

I would not be surprised if some of the people who donated for his bail fund sue him if he shows he nose outside the door too.

Well given some of the people who misguidedly funded his bail have the money to waste (Jemima I am looking at you), but others probably do not, I suspect the dark alley and a blunt instrument, accompanied by you f****ker might be more of a worry for him....

Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

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Re: More words

Between them, the pair bought the first two Apple Macs in Europe in 1984. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams#Technology_and_innovation

Often quoted and wrong.

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Re: Richard Feynamn

With the balls to acknowledge both a love of bongos and of strip joints :-)