* Posts by BebopWeBop

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Bird, Lime, and Xiaomi face scooter sueball

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Re: Grocery stores

To join two threads on a recent visit to the US I saw at least two people paying more attention to their mobiles than anything else around them - while riding scooters. Its just a same that they appeared to be texting with one hand (fun watching a scooter being ridden hands free I suspect)

Check this out: Radisson Hotel Group 'fesses up to 'security incident'

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And this surprises exactly who? But on the positive side I am looking forward to a very very very large fine.

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

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Re: An inspection by the RSPCA might ...

I can sympathise (with the dogs) - I frequently come across someone with 4 of them (he competes in events that involve the dogs towing a sled on wheels). He only has 2 out at any time - and runs 5-10 miles with each pair every day. They need a *lot* of exercise - unlike my increasingly lethargic terror (admittedly he is getting on for 14 years old)

Memo to Mark Sedwill: Here's how to reboot government IT

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Re: Simple solution.

Surely a pencil will be less messy - although there is the pencil in eye question to be resolved.

Apple might be 'collateral damage' in US and China trade dust-up

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Not just Apple

The way things have worked out with investment, I suspect that many US companies will be effected in the medium-long term

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Re: Pour encourager les autres ?

Some business anyway.....

China tells Trump to use a Huawei phone to avoid eavesdroppers

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Re: Why would Huawei be safer?

As sad by a previous commentard, I checked the Onion and the Mash and checked and no it is not April 1

Belgium: Oi, Brits, explain why Belgacom hack IPs pointed at you and your GCHQ

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Re: Belgian terrorists

and British Intelligence is the only such service in Europe not tarnished by association with the Gestapo or KGB.

Are you so sure of that? I seem to remember much of British Intelligence being run by the KGB.And Philby, Blunt et al were just the ones they found.....

UK data watchdog fines Facebook 17 minutes of net profit for Cambridge Analytica brouhaha

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Re: Reciprocity

UK cases being detained Chinah? really?

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Re: 500k!!!

Facebook -what is not?

SQLite creator crucified after code of conduct warns devs to love God, and not kill, commit adultery, steal, curse...

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Actually fuck al l l(yes I have read is unlike you) It did no stop there, abusing man and the

y carried on years

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To be fair, those rules did have a significant impact on the world back in AD 500, and continue to form the foundation for Benedictines' behavior to this day,

I wonder what Benedict had yo say about buggering school children - I suspect not a great deal.

Tech world mulls threat as new round of US China trade tariffs looms

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and no mentiond brexit respect.....

Brit smart meter biz blamed Apple's iPhone 7 launch for its late taxes

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Re: I prefer the old days...

Once a long long time ago my dog did - and no one believed me then either :-)

Well, it is the Empire of enterprise IT... Oracle's Ellison plans 'Star Wars cyber defense' for his second-generation cloud

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as Ellison mentioned the firm’s name more than enough to have Jeff Bezos’ ears burning.

But Bezos giggling

Brace yourself, Britain: Health minister shares 'vision' for NHS 'tech revolution'

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Re: We do know some things for sure...

The Minister who kick this off will not be around long enough to have to stand up in Parliament to explain why it has gone so badly wrong. This applies to both main political parties btw.

Jeremy Cunt was - he just refused to apologise!

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Re: Nice

Don't worry, once the usual suspects (aka management consultants) have had their say blockchain(s) will be....

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Re: @ "it might succeed..."

About the only thing that every unites the three is when a Health Minister threatens to upset the

With good reason given the motivation and behaviour of most ministers in the public and the NHS' collective memory - o competence or motivations or 'hidden agendas' and the need for a lucrative career when they are booted out all play their insidious parts.

Emergency Services Network delays to cost public purse £1.1bn, Home Office reveals

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Following a review, the government last month quietly revealed a new “strategic approach” that will see Airwave’s lifespan extended to 2022.

A new tactical approach shurely?

Hunt for Red Bugtober: US military's weapon systems riddled with security holes – auditors

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Minion: Yesssir, we recommend 'password' or for truly sensitive systems, 'passw0rd'.

Cabinet Office: Forget about Verify – look at our 3,000 designers (and 56 meetups)

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Re: "which now has over 3,000 designers"

maybe 3000 'imagineers' who 'conceptualise' the recipes before they go off to the people who do the work?

UK ruling party's conference app editable by world+dog, blabs members' digits

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The 'hackers' did an inspired job with that Mad Nad (aka Nadine Dorris) 'comment'. I hope it gets a wider and publicly appreciative audience than just the Reg (town between a thumbs up and a pint - decided the pint was deserved)

Why are sat-nav walking directions always so hopeless?

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Re: never seems to taste the same?

Anyway the reason you can't get a decent cup of tea in Spain is they haven't invented the kettle yet. They don 't have a word for it even. The concept of a device to boil water with in order to make proper tea is completely alien.

Rubbish - I live in Barcelona half of the year. While tea in a cafe is to be avoided at all costs, we have a kettle (acquired from a corner electrical shop), and while I have not conciously taken a census, many of our friends (non British) have them as well. More of a problem is our friends begging/filching decent tea bags.

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Re: As you might expect...

Crikey, I would need to be back in the UK extremely frequently for a single box (evn the big ones) to sffice for long...

Holy smokes! US watchdog sues Elon Musk after he makes hash of $420 Tesla tweet

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This might be the best thing that has happened to Tesla. Amid stories of him sleeping in the factory and poor treatment of workers (not exactly uncommon, especially in the US but no lest inexcusable) it seems clear that he has problems delegating in this particular company.

Tesla are already under a lot of pressure and have achieved a great deal. A note of personal interest, I am a very content owner of one bought in a fit of ethusiam wihen I found myself with more cash than sense - but I have not regretted it and have used it as my main vehicle for longish distance travelling in the UK and Europe. Screwing the company is the last thing I want on the altar of Musk's narcissism.

Swedish ISP spanked for sexist 'distracted boyfriend' advert for developer jobs

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Re: Negative towards who?

Different preferences may be catered for...

US JEDI military cloud network is so high-tech, bidders will have to submit their proposals by hand, on DVD

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Re: Naturally

I was about to say that if they think that their biggest security risk is the transfer from bidder to Pentagon then possibly somene needs to tell them the facts of life, but you have a point!

iFixit engineers have an L of a time pulling apart Apple's iPhone XS

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6/10 - Apple are improving.....

UK cops run machine learning trials on live police operations. Unregulated. What could go wrong? – report

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Re: Sigh...

Well apart from the protestant or muslim or .... (you get the picture)

Renegade 3D-printing gunsmith Cody Wilson on the run in Taipei from child sex allegations

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And of course, based on previous experience, the Vatican will be terribly sympathetic (to remove a little of uoit subtlety :-)

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Oi, you. Equifax. Cough up half a million quid for fumbling 15 million Brits' personal info to hackers

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Roll on GDPR

UK.gov finally adds Galileo and Copernicus to the Brexit divorce bill

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Re: TL;DR

Acrtally an Irish passport works very nicely thank you.

How an augmented reality tourist guide tried to break my balls

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quelle horreur....

The grand-plus iPhone is the new normal – this is no place for paupers

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Could someone PLEASE allow us the old interface as an option - as I said at the time it was announced in beta - it is CRAP.

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my SEis just going to have to soldier on.

A boss pinching pennies may have cost his firm many, many pounds

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Well he had to pay for the yacht somehow.....

$200bn? Make that $467bn: Trump threatens to balloon proposed bonus China tech tariffs

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Speaking in a television interview, White House economic advisor Larry Kudlow said that the administration would be reviewing the roughly 6,000 comments members of the public had made to the US Trade Representative on the $200bn proposals before deciding on how to proceed with the tariffs.

I'm surprised they feel a need to pretend they will review comments from any outside party.....

AI biz borks US election spending data by using underpaid Amazon Mechanical Turks

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Re: Mechanical Turk workers

But I'm sure te Rusians subsidise their data entry people.....

Voyager 1 left the planet 41 years ago – and SpaceX hopes to land on Earth this Saturday

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Re: Remeber "old code"

Only amateurs documented with comments.....

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Re: well

I think they do LM as well - but hey, I just did the maths...... (and occasionally fly)

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blowing my ever so small trumpet,

A very comact piece of control and instrumentation code I wrote for part of a somewhat novel (at the tme) monitoring system for an industrial machine is still being used unchanged on the five original installs 31 years later - an output of a PhD project. Subsequently rewritten (mine was coded in 6502 assembly) for new incantations that I believe process aircraft turbine blades, it seems to be still running, remarkably. I can only presum,e that the machines were repurposed for other similar processing and being dumb and simple no changes were seen to be necessary for what are no longer safety critical systems.

From a conversation about 10 years ago, they were still running on the same hardware . Spares have been laid down.

The softwa, if not the hardware was a test stufy in what might be done in more formal verification.

Wannabe Supreme Brett Kavanaugh red-faced after leaked emails contradict spy testimony

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Re: Leaks?

Golden leaks if stories are to be believed

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As are far too many people here in the US (confused that is). I'm not a US citizen, although my children are - one of them is here - but at the risk of talking as a hopefully, engaged outsider, it seems clear that a political and legal system suited to the 19th century has run its course. Not of course that I hve a say in the matter.

Canny Brits are nuking the phone bundle

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Re: Punished if you buy phone from elsewhere

3's service although generally very good is still completely shit for calls over wifi (for which they would still charge if I was out of my unlimited miunutes - maybe the key there is that they have no incentive to do it properly)

Nope, the NSA isn't sitting in front of a supercomputer hooked up to a terrorist’s hard drive

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Re: Don't assume they don't have supercomputers...

Properly designed crypto - a million computers, 2 minutes - grow up and do the maths.

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Re: Don't assume they don't have supercomputers...

I have it on good authority from a source I trust that the someone like the NSA have bought up all of one particular model of supercomputer as they hit the disposals lists, and have created a monster encryption cracker with them.

Ther are good reasons why anonymous 'but I trust them' sources tend not to be welcome in the public domain - even if the latest Trump debacle was cheering and reinforced opinions on thoe who though it was the case..... (being one myself - but I am still curious about the morive(s))

Not so much changing their tune as enabling autotune: Facebook, Twitter bigwigs nod and smile to US senators

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Sandberg confessed that she had found the situation "devastating,"

Those lazy bastards in marketing did not effectively monetize the trouble we stirred - but don't worry we'll do better in the next hot spot.

Lessons will be learnt.

Brit teen pleads guilty to Minecraft-linked bomb and airline hoaxes

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I hope the book is weighed down and chucked at grewat speed towards the prick.

Hundred-million Kiwi Oracle project on hold after Deloitte review

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They wouldn't be a proper sales team if they did not (and one assumes the party was held wel well before anyone even thought about what might get delivered)