* Posts by D-Coder

14 posts • joined 28 Dec 2015

The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

D-Coder

Re: I'll stay with the real deal if you please..

Checked the video... that's more like FSM (Floating Spaghetti Monster).

Pablo Escobar's big bro and former accountant sues Apple for $2.6bn over FaceTime bug

D-Coder

Re: "Apple failed to provide a phone free of exploits"

> I can secure any phone for $100K. I just can't guarantee you'll be able to use it afterwards.

I can secure it for a mere $10K. I'll even provide the hammer.

D-Coder

Re: Special accountants rounding?

Maybe it's in pesos? Or yen?

Behold: The ghastly, preening, lesser-spotted Incredible Bullsh*tting Customer

D-Coder

Sorry to bring in politics, but this sounds exactly like the popular-vote loser currently in a large white house on this side of the pond.

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

D-Coder

Seems exactly in line with all the other incompetence.

Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

D-Coder
Pint

Re: Add to the singing ban

Just followed that link.

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Thank you.

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

D-Coder

Why not just have the servo grab the disk, yank it out, and toss it towards the operator?

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

D-Coder

Re: To clarify the term Lethal Dose...

That may be LD50 without treatment. These guys were rapidly taken to hospital.

D-Coder

Re: That's why...

I've seen that as:

Mathematician:- 3's prime, and that proves it for the general case.

Tobacco giant predicts the end of smoking. Panic ensues

D-Coder
Thumb Up

Replacing a problem with a better problem is practically the definition of progress.

How to save Wikipedia: Start paying editors ... or write for machines

D-Coder

Re: Not quite getting the WikiCar bit...

"Car analogies are the Rolls-Royces of analogies."

Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist

D-Coder

Fixed headline

"BOFFINS BAFFLED BY BOGGLINGLY BIG BRIGHT BLAST"

Drivers? Where we’re going, we don’t need drivers…

D-Coder

Re: Brainless people

And can hardly shear a sheep, or kill a sabertooth barehanded, or knap a good flint arrowhead any more!

You ain't nothing but a porn dog, prying all the time: Cyber-hound sniffs out hard drives for cops

D-Coder

Disk-sniffing

Not sure how a porn HD smells different from a non-porn HD? Maybe a little... fishy?

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