Posts by D-Coder

The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

Re: I'll stay with the real deal if you please..

Checked the video... that's more like FSM (Floating Spaghetti Monster).

Pablo Escobar's big bro and former accountant sues Apple for $2.6bn over FaceTime bug

Re: "Apple failed to provide a phone free of exploits"

> I can secure any phone for $100K. I just can't guarantee you'll be able to use it afterwards.

I can secure it for a mere $10K. I'll even provide the hammer.

Re: Special accountants rounding?

Maybe it's in pesos? Or yen?

Behold: The ghastly, preening, lesser-spotted Incredible Bullsh*tting Customer

Sorry to bring in politics, but this sounds exactly like the popular-vote loser currently in a large white house on this side of the pond.

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

Seems exactly in line with all the other incompetence.

Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

Re: Add to the singing ban

Just followed that link.

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Thank you.

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

Why not just have the servo grab the disk, yank it out, and toss it towards the operator?

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

Re: To clarify the term Lethal Dose...

That may be LD50 without treatment. These guys were rapidly taken to hospital.

Re: That's why...

I've seen that as:

Mathematician:- 3's prime, and that proves it for the general case.

Tobacco giant predicts the end of smoking. Panic ensues

Replacing a problem with a better problem is practically the definition of progress.

How to save Wikipedia: Start paying editors ... or write for machines

Re: Not quite getting the WikiCar bit...

"Car analogies are the Rolls-Royces of analogies."

Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist

Fixed headline

"BOFFINS BAFFLED BY BOGGLINGLY BIG BRIGHT BLAST"

Drivers? Where we’re going, we don’t need drivers…

Re: Brainless people

And can hardly shear a sheep, or kill a sabertooth barehanded, or knap a good flint arrowhead any more!

You ain't nothing but a porn dog, prying all the time: Cyber-hound sniffs out hard drives for cops

Disk-sniffing

Not sure how a porn HD smells different from a non-porn HD? Maybe a little... fishy?