* Posts by Emo

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Microsoft Patch Tuesday promises seven fixes

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@ TeeCee

"Cue endless fanboi comments about how none of this would be necessary if everyone used Linux, MacOS, BeOS, OS/2, DOS, CPM, an abacus, a piece of paper and a pencil.........."

Fucking priceless :)

Windows XP SP3 blame game begins

Emo
Happy

AMD Phenom

All ok here and on my hp6110 laptop :)

Restored Vulcan hits financial turbulence

Emo
Dead Vulture

See one for free

At Blackpool Airport entrance, rather rusty and has had bits nicked off it :(

Calls to ban hoodie-busting sonic weapon

Emo
Joke

Why not..

Just unleash a plague of real Mosquito's when the kids are around?

Nokia unveils the N96 and N78

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re: tv license

<Just a thought, but will the addition of a TV Tuner require the owner to also shell out for a TV License?>

No, Portable ie battry powered tv's are excempt from tv licensing :)

Ryanair battles ASA over 'saucy schoolgirl' ad

Emo

@Chad

Your spelling of outrageous is outrageous.

On the otherhand, why not pop along to the ASA website and cheer on Ryanair for a tongue in cheek ad.

You see more on page 3.

Windows 7 fake spotted on BitTorrent

Emo
Joke

All Zeros?

All the zeros could be legit, just they omitted including all the 1's that make it interesting..

/coat

Best Buy 'framed' by pesky Windows virus

Emo
Coat

Well...

I for one welcome our digital photo frame overlords

FBI to get UK biometric database hookup?

Emo

All your biometric

belong to us..

Latest Vista SP1 tweak open to everyone with a week to spare

Emo
Alert

hmm

So now we've beta tested Vista for 12 months (retail) we now get another wee test. Oh joy of joys.

I think'll wait till the official SP1 comes out.

Having said that, it's been fine for me, apart from not liking a BIOS update.. oops!

/coat

/door

/pub

PS to the first poster - aren't you aware Bill G is leaving Microsoft?

Xbox Live account takeovers put users at risk

Emo
Dead Vulture

oohh

And what will the Information Commissioner do? Sweet FA.

Unlucky.

Virgin Media network collapses nationwide

Emo

Fine after 10 mins

My blueyonder cut out around 9:30, ten mins later it was back up and running fine :)

TV on Demand was flaky all day which is annoying when you want to watch Peep Show.

All ok now thou :)

VMware clobbers the world, while big, solid disks rise

Emo

Suprising

No mention of Vista.

That tallies with the same number of Ultimate updates from Redmond too, Haha!

(Yes i know there's BitLocker, Dreamscape and Texas Hold'em Poker - but do they really count?)

And wheres the Paris Hilton angle? She did some bird too this year - jail time, not Lindsey Lohan haha!

Wigan man traps todger in metal ring

Emo

What about the pipe?

Did no one think to interview the pipe?

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Nokia N95 update speeds apps with virtual memory

Emo

GPS on N95 is shit anyway

The GPS is a joke as it is, even with the update before this current one, it still takes ages to get a fix.

Nokia could of had a killer phone if they included the voices with the sat nav. But as it is you have to pay for it and your stuck having to look at the fucking screen all the time. Many a turn off have been missed do to watching the road and not having any audio.

Shame nokia are fixed on going backwards instead of forwards.

They could of had the phone sat-nav market conquered.

AMD reveals 'Spider' platform

Emo

Never mind the quality,

Feel the width.

Looks reasonable, especially if $2.00 = £1.00.

Lets hope thye iron the bugs out asap.

Windows random number generator is so not random

Emo

Pentium III anyone?

Didn't chipzilla add a hardware feature on the Pentium III where it could generate random numbers from various areas of the chip based on the heat of those areas?

Hmm that was how long ago??

Microsoft calls in the builders for Dublin data centre

Emo

Land aint cheap in Ireland

Any land on the east side of Ireland is very expensive!

Also I do believe corporation tax is quite cheap too, hence why so many multinational companies are based in Ireland.

My 2pence.

Eamon

No email privacy rights under Constitution, US gov claims

Emo
Black Helicopters

Could be a good time to..

Buy shares in PGP/download OSS encryption ;)

MySpace backs Google's anti-Facebook play

Emo

All your MySpace belong to us

oh and Google too...

NASA delays space station repair to ponder tear

Emo

Oops

I dont think sewing is on the NASA training list.

Maybe they will issue duct tape as standard now?

Nvidia introduces 'G92'

Emo
Alert

Exchange rate

So that'll be the the £199 to £259 price range then - the usual $1 = £1 rate rip off?

I await with anticipation.

TV giants lock horns with Microsoft and Google over white space wireless play

Emo

Microsoft hardware

He cant be using much microsoft hardware, my optical mouse works 100%.

Granted it's not broadcasting on DAB at the mo haha!

Microsoft dispels rumors of stealth Windows updates

Emo

WU?

So is this how the worldwide deployment of Vista will begin?

Slowly slowly updating XP until you suddenly realise your on booting Vista haha!!

Boffins unveil sharpest ever stellar snaps

Emo

Boffins cont'd

If Boffins is to be removed from El Reg vocab, will it be replaced by Tefal Heads?

Equally unknown to Americans I hope!

Eamon

Tycoon abandons £80k Maserati in London car pound

Emo

Cheap parking

So now any one with a nice expensive car and or no tax, gets 3 months of cheap parking when towed.

TFL should have crushed the car like any other, and then inform the chap his cube is ready to be collected.

At the very least TFL missed out on a nice earner from the auction.

Annoyed tax payer.

Droid pilots beat humans at air-to-air refuelling

Emo

Next upgrade

Is the next upgrade one where they can shoot each other?

Automated Blue on Blue anyone?

Free software campaigners stonewalled at BBC

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If looks could kill..

Policeman to FSF Guy with curls: "Yeah, I'm all for FSF, I'm sick of my computer running slowly."

FSF Guy with curls: "Have you tried Ubuntu, it's easy to install and will work great on your computer."

The look the Policeman is giving the FSF Guy with curls, is one where he can't be bothered to tell him he actually compiles his own kernels and apps for max performance, and his suggestion of installing Ubuntu has confirmed his thoughts that FSF Gwc is actually a cock.

Nissan rolls out drink-proof cars

Emo

Excellent for halving fatalities/serious injuries

"Nissan said the technology is part of a project aimed at halving the number of fatalities and serious injuries in Nissan cars by 2015 compared to 1995 levels."

So less people buy Nissans and therefore less fatalities/serious accidents in Nissans! Job done!

Are these the same boffins behind Vista?

Pure Genius.

Thirsty Koreans fight duff whisky with mobiles

Emo

Split RFID chip

Why not split the RFID chip so that once the seal is broken on the cap the RFID no longer works.

Once the bottle has been opened you can't be sure of it's contents if it's been left out of sight. Unless you drink it in one go that is...

Eamon

Western Digital channel in a spin over new green HDD

Emo

Re:its about time

Didn't Seagate buy Maxtor in late 2005/early 2006?

Experian rejects ID theft notification proposal

Emo

Delete Credit file? - Yeah right!!

So you have a good credit rating do you?

Where do you think that information comes from?

It comes from your credit file with Experian/Calldata/Equifax- who happen to hold more info about you than Experian btw!

Each mortgage/bank loan/car loan/mobile phone/credit card payment you make is recorded, as paid on time, late, defaulted, account closed etc..

Make your payments on time and in full and your credit rating will go up over time, as you are considered a good customer + low risk. Dont and it's recorded, as late, defaulted, etc. Hence when you go for a loan, mortgage/credit card/ whatever, they can see what risk you are. No company lending money/credit/services is wanting customers that dont pay - it's hassle for them to chase you and that equals expense that isn't profit making.

Delete your credit file? Say good bye to your credit rating then. With no history of you making payments how are you expected to be assessed? No credit history = no credit rating = no loans/mortgages/credit cards/mobile phones etc.. Unless of course you want PAYG phones + door to door collectors for your 420odd% loan (see Provident website for rates haha!!) and mortgages from companies of questionable ethics + rates.

I think the reason why Experian dont want to be alerting you to credit file activity is that with the UK having the worst debt in europe, it will keep them very very busy in an unprofitable way. What company on earth is going to do that?

What they should be doing is alerting you to the fact that you should be paying off your existing debt, instead of buying that new car/upgrade or holiday you've been after. Then maybe UK debt would come down. ID fraud is but a mere drop in the ocean, compared to the debt in this country.

If you think we'd get the option to tell a company to delete information about us your kidding yourself.

Imagine calling the DVLA to delete all your points because you dont think they shouldn't have that info... next time pass on the crack pipe.

Eamon

Emo

additional rant

Data Protection Act does allow you to have a copy of the information a company holds about you, and that it be correct and upto date - so if it's wrong Mr Richard Neill, tell them.

Remember, read the small print + tick the box NOT to have your info passed to third parties. If they pass it on they are breaking DPA.

Eamon

Digital data can bite you in the ass, researcher warns

Emo

El Reg strikes again

Another website brought down by El Reg!

Police deploy thin Bluetooth line

Emo

Bluetooth reminders

Just wait, next we'll be getting:

Did you turn the oven off?

Watch out for the raise payment. Careful now.

By reading this you might step in that steaming dog turd.

Heaven forbid anyone using anything bluetooth enabled in the area!

Eamon

Essex University offers online degrees

Emo

Why stay in bed and study?

When you can stay in bed and just buy a degree, much less time consuming and you don't feel compelled to get drunk every night!

Eamon

Shocking news on lunar surface

Emo

Dangers of Static Electricity

Where is the research showing the dangers of static induced hair-do's on moonwalkers?

PS If and when space balloons get invented, will the moon be coned off incase a balloon gets stuck to it due to the static?

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