* Posts by FlamingDeath

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IT security analyst admits hijacking cyber attack to pocket ransom payments

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What an idiot for even considering this was a good plan.

One has to wonder if someone else was party to the activity, was it his own idea, or someone else?

Seems like a quick way to ruin your career and any future prospect of employment in the same industry.

£300,000 isn’t even a lot of money, it’s fuck all

Microsoft enables booting physical PCs directly into cloud PCs

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Re: @Pascal Monett - Typical

“I Like Money” - Frito Pendejo

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Re: Building ever longer fragile chains ...

Shhhhhhh

How else are we all going to get told to go home early

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Re: Oh God No

I like icecream and I am richer as a result, thanks Microsoft

Perseverance rover shows up Curiosity with discovery of Martian water park

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Archeology on Mars

I imagine that once we get something or someone that can do a proper archeological dig on Mars, we will find evidence of complex life in the form of fossils.

I suspect Mars and Earth have some shared history, but I am probable wrong. It’s a nice thought to have though.

Britain's largest private pension scheme reveals scale of Capita break-in

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Re: Here...

Maybe if the Gubermint actually employed and nurtured talent in-house, they wouldn’t need to outsource.

Outsourcing is another way of saying “we have no clue” and need outside help.

The Gubermint, you know, the supposed intelligent people running whole countries.

Nepotism strikes again

Ex-Ubiquiti dev jailed for 6 years after stealing internal corp data, extorting bosses

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Lobbyists and PR turds, that’s how

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Re: He deserves going to the slammer

100% agree

I’ve worked in the information technology space for a couple of decades now and my trustworthiness is paramount to my activities at work. At times we literally have the keys to the kingdom.

Trust is hard to earn, and can be lost in an instant.

If I have a gripe with my employer, I leave and find work elsewhere, I certainly don’t commit fraud against them.

I really hate deceit, I hate it with all my energy

Microsoft disarms push notification bombers with number matching in Authenticator

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Re: Security vs Convenience

When the credential stuffer tries to log in, the push notification is, in a way, a direct communication between you, and whoever is somewhere in the world, currently interfacing with something like a web login using your credentials.

Remove push notifications and use the classic MOTP

That way the end user is not spammed with ill-thought out-solution-looking-for-a-problem-push-notification-2FA

Entering in 6 numbers is not hard

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Security vs Convenience

Is it really that difficult to enter in a 6 digit number?

I’ve never liked the push notification form of 2FA for the sole reason it’s just a matter of time before someone accepts the authentication unwittingly while in a nice safe environment with their legs up and hair down, possibly even a wee bit drunk.

Needing to enter in a code negates any possibility of any miscreants with your password spamming you with “push notifications”

Also, more worryingly still, if an end user is being spammed with 2FA push notifications that should be alarm bells to them and they should probably take it as a given that their password has been compromised.

Assuming they piece this information together.

If your employees do not make this connection, that’s idiotic

Users complain over UK state-owned bank's services as Atos eyes the exit

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I think it’s safe to say…

That (most?) humans are not ready for computers.

I just want to work with competent people, the problem is these are rare creatures.

The trajectory is not looking great

Capita admits some pension data 'likely' to have been accessed in March breach

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Why pay for competent staff when you can just get GCHQ to unfuck your business at tax payers expense

China labels USA 'Empire of hacking' based on old Wikileaks dumps

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Alien

Mars Attacks

“Can’t we all just get along?”

A right Royal pain in the Dallas: City IT systems crippled by ransomware

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Have they tried turning it off and on again?

They could try the flush handle, cos working in IT is a bit like working as a janitor, right?

It has tubes and shit, ask any bean counter or csuite, it’s kinda like a toilet, I mean it is technology after all.

Pay peanuts get monkeys

Don’t listen to experts, get ransomware

You know, the experts you employed

Ex-Uber CSO gets probation for covering up theft of data on millions of people

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Motivation…

Deception = Premeditated

What we have to remember, is that execs are sometimes employed for these exact qualities :-/

Microsoft pushes for more women in cybersecurity

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Re: The whole Women in IT issue

Wait, there are women in IT?

I've never seen any... Oh wait, no, there was that one, one time.

I've seen a woman in IT

It's time to reveal all recommendation algorithms – by law if necessary

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What the moron masses enjoy

Go to Youtube in a fresh browser, and watch in horror what the moron masses enjoy, apparently the moron masses enjoy “goofy face thumbnails” and “puerile shit”, because that is what the main page will display.

The 2 channels it seems to recommend the most are ssniperwolf and mr beast, both of which contain goofy face thumbnails and puerile shit.

Also for a lot pf parents, Youtube is the new babysitter, and this definitely affects their algorithm

Sometimes, letting them track you means you don’t have to be constantly reminded how stupid the average humans is

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Engagement

The problem with disliking a video is that the system sees that dislike as engagement, and it is this engagement which spurns more of the same shit.

There is a reason these systems are referred to as echo chambers.

The problem with the modern world, is there is this mistaken belief that all human problems can be solved with an algorithm, which is so far off the mark it’s actually scary.

Elon Musk actually sits down and talks to 'government-funded media' the BBC

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What is a middle kingdom? Is that a made up name? Is it intended as an insult? Is it a media term?

I’m not sure what interview El Reg watched, but I saw something totally different, I watched one of BBCs multitude of idiot media personalities they regard as journalists, getting roasted, and it was great

“Do you like BBC?” hahaha

As to the BBC being respected, not any more, it hasn’t been a viable source of truth for a long time now, it is a mouth piece of the state and this has always been the case.

I like the saltiness of all the AC posts who hate Musk but don’t dare put their handle in front of their utterances, grow a spine, and as to your prejudices, I would not underestimate Musk and what he can accomplish.

True fact, most actual journalists either end up going missing or end up hiding in embassies as a political prisoner.

I don’t think any BBC media personalities have ever gone missing suddenly while investigating a story.

No doubt some will accuse me of being a russian bot or a fanboi, to help with their cognitive dissonance.

This BBC / Musk interview was basically Cathy Newman / Jornan Peterson interview all over again, and its really cringey what constitutes a journalist these days

Question, did any of you ever think of Youtubers or twitch streamers, as influencers? No… me either

Thats the MSM who made that correlation , because it’s what THEY (attempt) to do daily, they’re not in the game of informing

Russia-pushed UN Cybercrime Treaty may rewrite global law. It's ... not great

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Most people manage daily, at getting along with their neighbors.

It’s a shame “leaders” of countries fail to do the same

Lets do a thought experiment, lets pretend that you live in a huge impenetrable house, and your neighbour lives in a tin hut, and you want to “borrow” their lawn mower.

Do you:

A) Take the lawn mower without permission

I’m not surprised in the slightest at why people hate eachother

B) Negotiate a deal on fair terms

C) Negotiate a deal on unfair terms

Now ask the same question, but instead of you being you, you’re a “leader” of an economically stronger nation

This is how they operate, and its anti-social

Tiny Brit tech firms win spots on £1.84B public sector contract. Kidding, it's the usual suspects

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It’s a cult, stupid

Welcome to the world

US, NATO military plans leak: Actual war strategy or pro-Kremlin shenanigans?

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

This is basically the Cuban Missile crisis, but in reverse.

Idiocracy a great documentary, I recommend it

Sanctions-busting exporters sent $2 billion of tech to Russia through China, Hong Kong, and the UK in 2022

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Wow people are motivated by money and nothing else, shocked I am /s

“I Like Money” - Frito Pendejo

There is nothing new under the sun, the world is full of wank stains

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651

In wars of the future, national security won't end at space

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Let’s not kid ourselves

Space has ALWAYS been a military endeavour, it’s the sole motivation.

Microsoft coughs up some change after allegedly selling software to no-no companies

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Trading with the enemy

It’s a bit of a common thing American companies do, it’s not the first time is it.

“I Like Money” - Frito Pendejo

Capita: Cyber-attack broke some of our IT systems

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Honest translation

"Immediate steps were taken to successfully isolate and contain the issue. The issue was limited to parts of the Capita network and there is no evidence of customer, supplier or colleague data having been compromised,"

Translation:

PR damage control template response with the usual empty platitudes

“Working in collaboration with our specialist technical partners, we have restored Capita colleague access to Microsoft Office 365 and we are making good progress restoring remaining client services in a secure and controlled manner,"

Translation:

We gave GCHQ a call on their “please help us unfuck our business at tax payers expense” hotline

Italy bans ChatGPT for 'unlawful collection of personal data'

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Ai just needs to be better than humans

Ai isn’t the first to the deception party

The choice between a politician / bureaucrat, or Ai, tough choice /s

Xi, Putin declare intent to rule the world of AI, infosec

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Deep State

Every country has them, no exceptions

Meta chops another 10,000 employees, closes 5,000 vacancies

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Re: “Building relationships”

Why would I want to bond with my colleagues?

For all I know these colleagues get drunk, go driving, kill a pedestrian and drive off without stopping.

I don't want to sit next to a sociopath thank you very much!!

The same goes for business attire in a none customer facing role, you’re not employing me for my fashion sense, cunt

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Re: Will Zuck do a Musk

You’re being tracked by FaecesBook whether you like it or not.

Delete cookies

Do not allow Javascript

You’re welcome

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“I Like Money” - Frito

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Re: > YouTube is a very good source of learning...

Yeah but these informational guides are littered with commercials that nobody wants.

The world is fucked and the only thing that is going to save us from ourselves, is a complete and utter rejection of the current economic model

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Re: re: Buy a yacht?

Bullshit Jobs - A Theory

David Graeber (RIP)

Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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Carmageddon incoming

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Re: Re - speedometer accuracy

“Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom.”

The problem we face in the modern world, is there are a lot of idiots out there who put 100% faith into a systems output they don’t understand.

“The computer can’t possibly be wrong” LMFAO

Hold off on that 2046 Valentine's date, asteroid might hit Earth

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Fingers crossed!

Boeing signs off design of anti-jamming tech that keeps satellites online

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“I Like Money”

These same satellites would still get knocked out of action in the case of a solar flare

Sometimes I wonder if humans really understand what a real threat looks like, clue it isn’t other humans, and before you start thinking aliens, nope, the universe is a very dangerous place, and we are mere babies in relation to our time in existence.

Personally, I am looking forward to the demise of this idiot ape-man lifeform subset

FBI and international cops catch a NetWire RAT

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Cyber criminals arresting cyber criminals

Classic

Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

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Re: Oh it gets better!

Computers are like toilets, they should call in the plumber.

This is how the so-called business geniuses view technology. Let them suffer, idiots

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It’s just a website

I could ask ChatGPT to write me twitters source code, it’s that basic

Worth billions you say? Uh huh

AT&T blames marketing bods for exposing 9M accounts

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Re: That's BS, really

Companies like money, any activity which doesn’t make money, like security, what else should we expect?

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Re: I'd blame marketing too!

Bill Hicks had some wonderful advice for people working in marketing, hopefully they take his advice, less fuckups around the world

Acronis downplays intrusion after 12GB trove leaks online

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Plenty of other awful companies with dogshit security out there

Silicon Valley Bank seized by officials after imploding: How this happened and why

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Re: Re:SVB had about $209 billion in assets

Frito’s abound

He likes money too

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Yeah…

Sorry, we spent all your money you thought was safely deposited.

Others would call this a fraud, but then again, fraud is what makes the world go around, if it wasn’t for massive frauds, where would humanity be?

What happens if you 'cover up' a ransomware infection? For Blackbaud, a $3m charge

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So….

No jail time then

Understood, it’s good to know where the bar is set…

And these people are… professionals?

Here's how Microsoft hopes to inject ChatGPT into all your apps and bots via Azure

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Microsoft Community Support

They could deploy version 1 of chatgpt to the Microsoft community support forums, it will be a 10,000% improvement

Thanks to generative AI, catching fraud science is going to be this much harder

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“I Like Money” - Frito

If you're struggling to secure email forwarding, it's not you, it's ... the protocols

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I blame the...

I blame the marketers, they're they weak link in this equation, every time, 100%

Japan, Netherlands reportedly join US in China tech export ban

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Re: Netherlands

An interesting thing about bullies, is this, they are the biggest cowards going in the world.

When you grab their face and smash it into the ground, they still cry like a wounded animal

From this information alone I can extrapolate that no country will ever use nuclear bombs in anger again, they're too cowardly and have characterised these weapons as "deterents", or in other words, "we're too scare to use them because if we did, our own kids will suffer, and not just the plebs, and we cannot have that can we"