Posts by Lazboy

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

That was definitely the last time that Rodger would take product advice from the Gadget Show.

Roger feared that Iris recognition would never be widely adopted

If nothing else the sheer size of Rogers thingamajig would impress the ladies

Roger had never been so excited about a product since Clive Sinclair introduced the revolutionary Sinclair C5

Roger had finally got his money's worth from Amazon Prime by insisting on next day delivery of his new death ray.

Roger was a geek and of course a man so simply had not bothered to read the manual

Aldi's latest special offer had been too good to miss but Rodger had no idea exactly what it was as he had only been after a pair of cycle shorts.

Roger had been considering changing his service provider to Talk Talk but their lack of data encryption and the size of their set top box concerned him.

In order to pay off his student loans Roger had taken to performing live webcam shows

Roger feared that someone had remotely accessed his webcam and was watching his every move.

The only advise the IT help desk could offer Roger when he had problems with his new sex robot was to turn on and off again.

Before the Hubble Space Telescope there had been the less successful Hubble webcam

Roger was not very observant and had only just become aware of the spy camera installed in his bedroom by his parents

Roger had been led to believe by the salesman in PC World that his webcam was state of the art and compatible with Windows 10

Rogers latest video blog focused on the sartorial advantages of the high waisted trouser

Roger was more than happy to show off his guns to the alien woman on Planet X

If Dyson made laptop projectors.

Unfortunately Roger had mistakenly placed the on / off switch for his death ray on the front...

One Eyed Monster

At last Roger had a One Eyed Monster to be proud of !