* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Google tribute to Jo Cox

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"... tragically killed ..." - that's when someone dies in an accident.

Jo Cox was brutally murdered.

Huawei taps ex-Nokia devs for 'secret phone OS project'

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"Secret"?

Holy kittens! YouTube screens go blank

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Re: A team of monkeys,

"If you sat Dave in front of a typewriter for a thousand years, eventually he would type the word 'monkey'. (It's his favoured word.) - Christopher Titus

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Re: "Funny" error messages

So my boxen are schizo?

Happy Mappiversary, Ordnance Survey

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" ... to survey Britain and protect from a French invasion ... "

I do wonder, was that in their original job description? "Go outside. Take a survey. Draw some maps. And ward off the French."

Who'll guard your personal data post-Brexit?

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Wouldn't that technically* be theft of intellectual** property?

* Legal situation IRL? Sorry, no idea.

** In a broad sense, obviously.

Parliament is building a new website – and it doesn't want GDS anywhere near it

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"Parliament is building a new website – and it doesn't want GDS anywhere near it"

If that isn't a sign of competence, I don't know what is.

Stuxnet was the opening shot of decades of non-stop cyber warfare

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Was Stuxnet the opening shot?

Professor slams digital efforts of 'website-obsessed' government

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" .. real change needs to come about via government policy, rather than being the medium through which citizens interact with government ... "

Spot on.

And really all there is to say about it.

Musk's Tesla to buy Musk's SolarCity for US$2.8 billion

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As to subsidies finding their way to Musk-founded companies - I like to think of it as crowdfunding.

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Re: They could make the panels structural

Shingles, tiles etc. are not 'structural'. Yes, it's not a bad idea to combine two functions, in this case protection against the elements and power generation, into one component. But trust me, you don't want those compnents to be part of the structural design, aka load bearing elements.

US watchdog lobs balls of red tape at spy-in-the-sky drones

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I take it these regulations do not apply to the 'other' UAVs - Global Hawk, Predator, Reaper, etc ...

Is it a car? Is it a rocket? No, it's Elon Musk's robot butler!

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Butler? What about a robot chauffeur... no, wait...

It's all fun and games until someone loses a rack*

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Did I just get deputized as a freelance sub-sub-editor?

This headline sounds quite familiar.

Mornington Crescent

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Re: Shortest distance from Kibblesworth would be ...

Today, yes.

Since Kibblesworth was your opening move I assumed you were referring to the test tunnel the Metropolitan Railway dug there in 1855 prior to building the first part of what would later become the London Underground. The Met's grand opening was on 9 January 1863 with a ceremonial run from Paddington to Farringdon - so I thought I'd choose my first move from the stations on the original Met network line.

So, Epping. Interesting.

High Barnet.

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Paddington (Bishop's Road).

(Was considering King's Cross as it would have been the shortest distance from Kibblesworth, but one of the termini seemed more appropiate. Not that it matters anyway.)

Cloudian clobbers car drivers with targeted ads

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Re: Pointing and calling

That reads kinda, um, interesting to a Krautistanian. Roadside ads in Japan targeted at Edmund Stoiber's wife?

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Re: Ads

Nailed it!

Athiest who believes in god?

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Bentley burned too much money with his racing team while Rolls-Royce started earning good money making aeroplane engines.

Interesting sidenote: after Rolls got himself killed in an aeroplane, the board voted that the company would never be involved in anything to do with planes. Royce went home and made design sketches for his first aero engine.

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Re: Athiest who believes in god?

"Could God design a puzzle so complex that he/she couldn't solve it?"

In principle, yes. If HE uses DevOps.

Jokes aside, what about Kurt Gödel and his incompleteness theorem(s)?

Sky / No Mans Sky

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Re: Sky / No Mans Sky

The Wild Blue Yonder ?

'Nobody cares about your heart-rate'

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Re: No one cares...

1935, actually. But yes.

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Re: Complacent^n!

"Companies that take the complacent route are gambling that their customers won't care enough to vote with their feet and buy from a vendor who does care."

And in 8 out of 10 times* they will win that gamble because most people will choose convenience over security (and won't start to care until it's far too late to do so).

* Admittedly a ratio I just pulled out of thin air, but I don't think I'm that far off.

Cash-strapped English and Welsh cops prepare to centralise all 43 forces' websites

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Re: "light blue" services?

Depends. Standard or premium package?

Not smiling for the camera? Adobe's Creative Cloud suite can fix that

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Re: The camera never

It never really did.

Chinese demand end to canine carvery festival

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Roof rabbit, blockade mutton...

Nice cluster, kid. But can these supercomputing students actually predict the weather?

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It's all fun and games until someone looses a rack...

Bees with numberplates will soon be buzzing around London. Why?

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Or

you could play some sort of bingo - which bee lands on which flower first or repeatedly, etc, etc.

Rejoice, fatties: Giving chocolate electric shocks makes it healthier

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Amps make everything better... okay, not always.

Anyway, when it comes to chocolate, no other brand can compete with The Whizzo Chocolate Company.

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Re: So another excuse.....

They rounded off the corners? Does Apple know about this???

DARPA demands brand-new command … IN SPAAACE!

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Re: Or perhaps get rid of the millions of junk fragments already in space?

All we need are lots and lots of laser pointers ... and more power ...

Kremlin wants to shoot the Messenger, and WhatsApp to boot

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"If accurate, you could expect an exodus of US services from the country."

Naah. Non-US encryption is purely 'theoretical'. The boss of the CIA said so. And if non-US encryption is 'theoretical', so are the theoretical back doors in the theoretical non-US encryption, see? So, no worries.

Apple pollutes data about you to protect your privacy. But it might not be enough

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Re: as Apple hasn’t been on reliant on digital advertising

"Are Google and Facebook actually helping to destroy the advertising industry in the long run with their abusive attitude to privacy and consumers?"

I sincerely hope so.

HP global battery recall

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I love the smell of burning plastic in the morning ...

Telia engineer error to blame for massive net outage

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Yes, an "Oops!" icon would be nice...

Confirmed: Dell software sell-off

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"At this rate, Michael Dell will be forced to auction off the contents of his sock draw before the EMC board votes on July 19 whether or not to approve the takeover."

At this rate, Dell won't have anything left to merge EMC with...

Would it not have been easier to sell everything first and then buy EMC?

T-Mobile Czech ad man steals, sells, 1.5 million customer records

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He who lives by the sword should carry a grindstone?

Microsoft cancels Remain speech after death of Labour MP

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Pint

Re: Genuine LOL there.

Nice one, Paul. Have a virtual pint. This is the sort of thing that keeps me coming here.

Baidu tech chief: AI smart enough to take our jobs, not our lives. Yet

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No problem.

A real self aware AI that goes awry can be easily defeated. Rule 34 applies. Let it find some really good AI porn, done. It'll either lock itself in a loop, or will at least be distracted long enough for us to pull the plug.

Lycamobile offices 'raided over fraud allegations' – report

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Rucksacks full of cash is just “day to day banking”? Yeah, right.

Who do these clowns think they are?

Astroboffins discover rapid 'electric winds' blowing on Venus

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Endless wonder.

And yes, good idea to put this on the checklist.

Grab a pick: Space mining's the next generation gold rush

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Re: How long...

Space police? Nah, Space Patrol! Using Overkill!

Joking aside, Luxembourg is setting itself up as a big player in space mining:

Space resources / Luxembourg

Luxembourg to Invest $227 Million in Asteroid Mining - Fortune

Deep Space Industries: Asteroid Mining

Coming up next: banks in spaaace!

TalkTalk CEO Dido Harding pockets £2.8m

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Any word on which charity can expect a £220,000 windfall?

(My guess is something like 'Tiaras for Tories'. Hypothetically: would it better her karma if the £220,000 went to LOHAN?)

Breach-tastic Irish civil service payroll system facing audit

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Re: Let's hope they're thorough.

Exactly. Data breach by e-mailed spreadsheet is a classic wetware problem. Which means they've got a problem with processes. (Doeasn't mean they don't also have software problems.)

Dell close to selling software division for $2bn – reports

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It will all end in tears.

Question is, for whom.

Major Tim Peake comes home to a gastronaut's Sunday roast

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Glad that Major Tim made it back all right! Free roasts for life? Now I'm even more jealous of 'nauts.

Can't help to think "what would Lester have made out 'nauts and food in spaaace and on earth" though. Something savoury, that's a given.

Home-cooked tech helps China topple US as top supercomputer user

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Re: Did someone win a bet for that pie chart?

Seems to be a Pumpkin-Piechart... (but with Halloween another 4 months away?)

Also, surprised to see the name 'Bull' on the chart. I wasn't aware they were still around.

Apple faces Beijing blackout for iPhone 6

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Re: Someone is seeking bribes / Nor Mao's China any more

I know, I know - it's frowned upon to reply to one's own post. But as this one just fits so nice:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/06/20/china_topples_united_states_as_top_supercomputer_user/

Strawberry moon tonight

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Mmmmhh, strawberries....

But why is it called a strawberry moon? Just becuase they are in seson? So is asparagus. Mmmh, asparagus...

Bezos' Blue Origin's first live Webcast a no-explosion yawnfest

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Wouldn't call it 'smooth' - but hey, any landing you can walk away from (or could have walked away from) is a good landing.

As to the other points raised so far:

I hope that this is the beginning of the real golden age of space exploration. So far it's looking good. It seems like this time it's really about actually doing it because it's worth doing. The classic space race was all about [insert nation] being first and proving the superiority of [insert political/economical system]. At least as far as the guys who signed the cheques were concerned.

Upvote for the 'Barbarella' reference.

And yes, this one should be painted pink.