All together now!! a 1 and 2 and 3....
There lived a certain man in Russia about now
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming mad glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow politicos he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a biker
Full of ecstasy and fire
But but he really should wear a shirt
He looks a right wanker
Ra ra ras Putin
Lover of of his Russian team
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra ras Putin
Russia's greatest mad machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But shirtless he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a country to squeeze
For the team he was no wheeler dealer
Though they'd heard the things he'd done
they believed he was a nutcase
Who could drop a bomb…
Chorus, all together now
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