Posts by Proctalgia Fugax

Virgin Media to close flagship Oxford St store in August

Just a refresh

I visited the Leamington Spa store this very morning. I asked if they did free WiFi for customers, and "NO we are a business store that's retail only".

I was disappointed and the member of staff telling me they were with BT and they were the same did not help.

Who are VM's customers?

Me and who else, maybe some of the employees,making a sound business model for he future.

If you are standing in the doorway of the L/Spa shop you can connect to "3" free WiFi, 2 doors down. Actually connect to Virgin anything, live in the real world people. So I will miss the store, as they miss the point, free candy canes at Christmas, nice but what about connectivity?

Jokes of no more than 2 lines

Starting a Sperm Bank isn't cheap.

You have to pump millions into it.

Name that HPE boozer: Last orders please

My thought(s)

Star Trek:Enterprise NCC 1701 - not the best of the bunch, either grape or banana, more of a lemon actually.

So HP Enterprise would have to be - The Suck IT and 'C'

with a big Lemon as the pub sign. Can't call the place an Inn, because it may not be an 'Inn Place', you are more likely to be out on your (r)ear.

As to it qualifications to be a bar, it certainly needs propping up.

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