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*flips pages*
”It looks like your issue is ... transient voltage, you know, like when a homeless man steals the copper out of your electrical wires?"
*dummy mode on*
"So what do I do to fix it?"
"Just run down to the main power transformer, and you see that big red toggle switch?"
"Sure."
"Just flip that thing up and down a good twenty times."
"Won't that take out all the power to the site?"
"No, no, it will normalize the power by forcing the volts to flow over a non-transient circuit."
From the other end, I hear *chunk* *chunk* *chunk* *blam* as a million volts explosively surge through the transformer and, incidentally, the poor luser. I swear, you can't pay for job satisfaction like this.
With apologies to Simon Travaglia.