Posts by flszen

New Windows Servers are like buses: None for ages, then two at once!

Arial?

Arial is rubbish—they should ship with only Helvetica!

Windows 10 networking bug derails Microsoft's own IPv6 rollout

"...what chance is there for any other company to?"

T-Mobile US runs IPv6-only on their LTE network for their Androids and iPhones. They use 464XLAT so the devices can still access IPv4-only hosts on the internet.

Seventeen hopefuls fight for the NVMe Fabric array crown

Seventeen hopefuls?

Careful...that's how the Republicans would up with Trump as their nominee.

Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence

$5 per chicken?

Surely that price will remain constant with the proposed supply glut.

Official: Microsoft's 'Get Windows 10' nagware to vanish from PCs in July

Removed How?

"and eventually removed from PCs worldwide" ... by automatically installing Windows 10 on them.

'Kalamazoo killer' gave Uber rides in between shooting six dead

"What kind of weirdo randomly accuses their driver of being a murderer?"

They probably thought of it only after they got in a vehicle that matched the description of what the shooter was driving. Better safe than sorry!

Confused as to WTF is happening with Apple, the FBI and a killer's iPhone? Let's fix that

Something might go wrong

Apple: "Ok, here's the new firmware. *steps back* "

FBI: "Great! *boots firmware* ... ERROR 53!?"

Apple: "Trololol!"

Microsoft unbuttons shirt, teases glimpse of Azure-in-a-box Stack

Re: Learnings?

Bah, I should have put that one on my Buzzword Bingo card.

Furious Easyspace customers moan about 'random' site outages

Easy Come, Easy Go

Maybe they'll ease their customers back into connectivity.

Why Microsoft's .NET Core is the future of its development platform

Based on my Xamarin experience over the last few years, I'm not surprised that the Xamarin guy in the picture has no computer at all.

Apple ordered to write a $234m check to uni in A7 chip patent spat

Very Appealing

Sure, $234m is pocket change for Apple, but enough that I assume they will appeal. If they do, the real question is can the University of Wisconsin afford protracted litigation?

Laser razor binned from Kickstarter resurfaces on Indiegogo

Burn my face fur off?

I don't think I'd ever want to start a morning with the smell of my facial hair being burned off.