Re: Services is tough
it's tough going for IBM, DXC, HCL etc.
Hang on - I'll get out my violin.
Nope, can't find it. It's been downsized to match and now needs a scanning electron microscope to spot it.
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Do what Bain & Company should have done. Display your exponential intelligence by staying well clear.
Well - I suspect that they made several tanker-loads of cash out of providing (essentially) meaningless soundbytes so they are going to be laughing all the way to the bank. Followed by a swift renaming so that the pervase stench of failure doesn't follow them. Either that or blame it all on a rogue intern..
is this something to do with Crufts?'
Sadly, Crufts has also ceased to mean "the best of breed". It's more about "closest adherance to breed standards" even if that breed standard results in dogs that can't breathe or breed unaided.
(CF: Pugs or bulldogs for the former and miniture dachsunds for the latter)
And those who have lost irretrievable data, but it was a long time ago and therefore couldn't possibly happen again
And those that still use tape as a backup medium despite the fact that restores from tape regularly fail..
Not that I'm bitter or anything (one past workplace used to store tapes in a locked storeroom. Unfortunately, said storeroom was over the plant room and tapes would regularly get corrupted by the magnetic fields from the large pumps on the ceiling of the plant room..)
that's why they are teaching kids html so they can build websites that work
HTML is the simplest, most trivial parts of a website. Security and authentication are a tad more difficult.. (although if bloated plutocrats like Saisburys can get it right why can't the Government? They (theoretically) have the ability to throw vast resources at the issue..)
Cue the usual whining from the 'childfree' brigade about how 'their' tax money is being spent
Speaking as a happy member of the childfree brigade I'm entirely happy for my taxes to be spent on childcare. Likewise the NHS, support for foreign countries and social services in general.
What I object to is spending vast wedges of cash on a totally dysfuncional MoD. Armed forces - yes, MoD, no.
Technically a 404 error is a response
"Chicken not found[1]"..
[1] My wife[4] and I were doing our weekly shopping[2] and say a chicken priced at £4.04. We both looked at each other and (simultaneously) said "Chicken not found!". You had to be there[3]..
[2] Such is the exciting and crazy world of the COCM household. All those cats don't feed themselves[5] y'know.
[3] Or not. It was mildly amusing.
[4] A minor web-monkey.
[5] Well - theoretically they could[6] but with 7 cats in one household it would be somewhat of a strain on the local wildlife. And there are a couple of them who I suspect would not be terribly good hunters.
[6] Apart from the young one - she's not allowed out yet - not had her second immunisation and hasn't been spayed. And, much as I like cats, we really, really don't want any more kittens.. (well - I would - but I'm under orders from a greater power[4] to not allow any more.)
Now THAT is an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Oh I dunno - they are quite good at buying cleverness. Of course, by the time the aquisition is complete the cleverness has been homeopathically diluted by the Microsoft Water[1] of Stupidity..
[1] Which almost certainly *does* have a memory. Unlike real water..
How did such a gormless cow get to be prime minister?
Have you not seen "Yes, Prime Minister"? The selection process is well outlined there.
For the unfortunates who haven't seen it, the process is thus:
1. Two strong candidates with ability stand for the job. Each has rabid followers who will never, never vote for the other to be PM.
2. Deadlock ensues
3. A compromise, third candidate is put forward - someone who no-one really strongly objects to - usually on the basis that they haven't actually done anything that anyone objects to (the last 4 words are probably redundant)
4. Everyone involved holds their noses and votes for the compromise candidate on the basis that at least they are not candidate A or B.
Thus, the strong candidates of proven ability don't get to be PM whilst a candidate that is such a non-entity that no-one objects to them gets elected.
Here endeth the lesson.
Can I say "colonial boy" without offending?
Yeah - but which colony? The naughty one that kicked us out 250 years ago, the slightly-less-naughty one that beats us at sports[1] or one of the nice ones?
[1] Not exactly an exclusive club this.. depending on the sport of course.
Mosely and his blackshirts were mildly popular here, supported by the Daily Mail
I'm shocked I tell you, shocked that such an upstanding organisation like the Daily Heil would ever support a facist organistion.
Next you'll be telling me that they dislike immigrants!
FOUR different hardware manufacturers have EXACTLY the same flaw
The phrase "convergent evolution" springs to mind. They set out to solve a (mostly) identical set of functionalities and ended up with a (mostly) identical set of solutions.
The (mostly) bit is why AMD are not vulnerable to one of the exploits..
No paranoia or conspiracy theories required. Although I'm sure that the existing TLAs are more than happy to take advantage..
A platoon of "M3A1" could be as well a platoon of peashooters in a tin can, as a platoon of serious battle tanks
WW2 US[1] tanks were very much a case of quantity over quality. Who cares if you lose 10 Sherman tanks in order to kill one Tiger 2? We had thousands of the things and the Germans only had hundreds of theirs.
Bit of a bummer for the tank crews though.
Things did improve later (mostly post-Normandy landings) though.
[1] British tanks were not much better - you had the 'really heavy armour but only a peashooter of a main gun[1a]" ones that could barely manage 15mph or the "no real armour and a peashooter of a gun" ones. The best[2] UK tanks were made by taking some of the US designs and putting a BFG on them so that they actually had a chance of shooting back at the panzers..
[1a] As in the Matilda tanks.
[2] This is, of course, like every Internet comment, a gross oversimplification.
I thought digital watches were a really neat idea
Likewise. I had a (Timex? Casio?) red LED watch sometime in the late 70's or early 80's. The thing was, if you kept pushing the button to see the time (the display blanked after a couple of seconds), the battery life was somwhat similar to that of a modern Apple Watch.
Progress eh?
how difficult is it to make normal thermite in large quantities
Pretty easy - we did it in O-level chemisty. We had a slightly mad lab-tech who had a favourite phrase: "put a bit more in"..
We melted the suspended ceiling tiles. Apparently, we were supposed to use the smallest size of crucible and not the largest..
Some were quite pretty, a few exploded (no injuries).
Everyone goes back to the drinking.
Shortly after there is a nee-naw and blue lights
Much like a friend and I playing with crow scarer fireworks (along the lines of open up, scrape out all the black powder, put into empty baked bean can, put in magnesium strip, light strip, run) in Hadley Woods in Barnet in the late 70's..
We were not to know that it was only about 100ft away from a Conservative ministers back garden fence..
Cue a somewhat embarrasing episode involving a slipper after the police made house-to-house enquiries and my dad putting two and two together (the other two being the empty box of old crow scarer fireworks in the garage..) I was (maybe) 10 at the time.
laser toner itself is pretty damn explosive given the right environment
Any fine particulate that can be oxidised rapidly is going to be dangerous in the (wrong) environment. Sawdust, coal dust and fine sugar have all caused major fires when mixed into a sufficient volume of air while a heat source is present..
Socialisation of the Internet
I'm assuming that you are not talking about the rise of vapid, self-centred abominations like Facebook here..
(And FYI - what you seem to refer to a 'socialisation', the rest of the free world calls 'essential regulation to stop corporate monopolies breaking the internet'. There is a vast difference between regulation and state ownership..)