* Posts by CrazyOldCatMan

6355 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Oct 2015

X marks the bot: Musk thinks spammers won't pay $1 a year

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: How long

they weren't scamming a more vulnerable person

With the (majority) Indian " your Windows computer is infected" calls I tend to go along for about 5 minutes (making fumbling efforts to "boot up my hard drive") before switching to asking them if their mother and grandmother know that they have a job stealing from old and vulnerable people..

Most put the phone down. One started screaming at me that I was disrespecting him and that he had a degree in Computer Science and he knew far, far more than me!

I just laughed at him and put the phone down.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: How long

When I got my mobile number, it had previously belonged to somebody else

Mine might have been but I've had it for 25+ years (yes, it came with my first GSM phone and the analogue number I had before that went to my wife).

We have a fixed policy of not answering the phone if we don't recognise the number. We're also both on the Telephone Preference Service and Mobile Preference Service so, if we do get a spam call on the landline my first statement is "we're on the TPS. Where did you get my number because I'm going to file a complaint"..

Generally they put the phone down at that point. One tried to argue that, because I'd accessed their website (I hadn't) it made me a customer and thus they could contact me..

Thousands of Teslas recalled over brake fluid bug

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

probably a bad idea to let the cretins drink any of it

And the monkeys.

It's also a good way to lose your windscreen wipers.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Lucas called

Eh, ignore them, they’re just blowing smoke :)

Along with the Ducatti bike parked alongside..

(Italian electrics and British weather are not particularly compatible - to be fair, it mostly results in the bike failing to power up, let alone start..)

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

You obviously haven't ever owned a British Leyland car from the 1970's

Or a 1966 Morris Minor. I borrowed my wifes' one day (my Honda was in for a service) and, when I first went to brake, my foot went flat to the floor.. Frantic pumping of the brake pedal eventually resulted in the usual faint rubbing noises and the car eventually came to a stop.

I mentioned it to her - her response? "It does that all the time, I just pump the brake pedel a bit before I drive off"!

The next week it went to the Morris Minor centre in Brislington to have disk brakes fitted on the front. Not had a problem since.

It's still got the orginal engine block and cylinder head. Replaced the crankshaft about 20 years ago. It's got -tive earth conversion, a proper alternator, heated rear *and* front windows and is currently using Mini Metro seats (headrests). It's not converted for unleaded (shortens the valve and crankshaft life) but instead uses an in-line tin device that the fuel flows over on its way to the carb. Seems to work a treat.

Down and out: Barclays Bank takes unplanned digital detox, customers not invited

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Customers of the bank, whose values include "Excellence" and "Service"...

Can't remember which bank it was (NatWest?) - my wife inherited some money from an elderly relative and we had to go through a whole song and dance with their 'security' team - firstly to prove who we were (acceptable) then they interviewed my wife *alone* to ensure that I wasn't exerting coercive control over her. The whole of the 2nd part of the process made me fell like a criminal *just* because I was a man.

They undoubtedly do get cases of it but their default position was that I wasn't allowed any access because I *might* be exercising coercive control. Afterwards, I wrote then a snotty email, thanking them for successfully making sure to avoid them in future because of the fanatical woman who assumed that I was evil *just* because I was a man.

Then they screwed up the transfer to our (joint) bank account *twice* 0 telling us that the money had been sent (it hadn't) then admitting that their Trust And Safety team was still holding it up.

Never, ever again. I'm usually a fairly peacable sort but they managed to get right under my skin.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Customers of the bank, whose values include "Excellence" and "Service"...

And all the other banks are as bad

There's a reason why, 40 (ish) years ago I swore I'd never use a bank again (student debt issues and Lloyds going straight from the "we send you a letter to say you are overdrawn" to "we're sending the baliffs to your parents house" with no intervening steps..) and took out an account with the (then) Nationwide Anglia Building Society.

I still have the account today (when we got married, I added my wife as a joint account-holder). I'm more than happy to use their services - my local branch, you can go in and *actually* speak to someone without having to queue for one of the tellers. Often they'll say "you need to see one of the tellers for that" but they are capable and willing to help.

Ditch the banks. All they care about is how much money they can rip off you to give their shareholders.

LinkedIn lays off nearly 700 staff, engineers to suffer the most

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Birds of a feather?

I mean other than merging with Uber who would have been a closer fit?

Tesla/SpaceX..

Tesla goons will buy anything – including these $150 beers

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Lager?

Now Hobgoblin Rugby I would watch

Blood Bowl, here we come!

My favourite quarterback - the famous undead Bavid Deckam..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Tripel Karmeliet goes down very well, or Bourgogne De Flandres

I remember an evening spent drinking Kwak (I think that was the name - comes in a boot-shaped bottle) beer in France, near the Belgian border. We exhaused the guest houses' entire stock between the 4 of us.

Ironically, we were all on motorbikes though none of us on a Kwak/Kawasaki

(Two on Italian bikes, one on a Suzuki and me on a Honda Fireblade 900)

GNOME developer proposes removing the X11 session

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Gnome need a reality check when it comes to Wayland's problems

I've been using Devuan Linux for the last seven years or so

And FreeBSD..

Sadly, my virtualisation servers (Proxmox) *do* use systemd. And I've had several instances where I've had to reboot a node because I get a "timeout waiting for systemd" error trying to start or stop a VM.

Proxmox - *please* migrate off the bloatware that is systemd. It's (in my case) actively harmful to me using proxmox.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Quick question.

just hired a new colleague who is half my age

Some of my colleagues at work are young enough to be my grandkids..

(Never having bred, the possibility is asymptotically approaching zero)

Gas supplier blames 'rogue' code for Channel Island outage

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Incentives

I doubt that would speed up recovery, it'd just make it funnier to watch

And give the techies a bit of leverage.. "You know, that pay rise of ours that you turned down while awarding yourself a 10% rise - you might want to re-think because our low wages are very definately causing low productivity. And good luck firing us and trying to find someone else to fix things.."

EU threatens X with DSA penalties over spread of Israel-Hamas disinformation

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Free Speech

it is to teach people to be discerning

Good luck with that one. After all, it's a universally-winning strategy throughout recorded time..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

I've only met my GPM

My GP uses a Mac.

He's a thoroughly nice chap.

(And a damned good GP)

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: You forgot...

Even after the booster shot, I'm barely getting 4G coverage, and not everywhere

I've got my next Covid booster next week. Maybe the updated version will fix the 5G issue and, as a bonus, make my fingers magnetic so that small computer screws will stick to them..

Go ahead, let the unknowable security risks of Windows Copilot onto your PC fleet

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Given windows is used by US navy and subs, wouldnt it be great having this run on one of them...

You never know - it might actually be more competent than some of the US Navy captains..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: User free

it is Trump plan to go that way, isn't it?

Except for the "strong" bit..

DoJ: Ex-soldier tried to pass secrets to China after seeking a 'subreddit about spy stuff'

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: team leader and sergeant

From story sounds like they were totally & utterly inept.

Two words: "US Army".

The various ex-squaddies I've worked with over the years have a uniformly low opinion of the US army - the prevailing opinion was that they were too reliant on shiny toys and had insuffient training in the business of actually being a proper functional soldier.

The US Marines were a different kettle of fish. Much closer to UK Marines in training and ethos.

The US Navy - polite laughter was the usual response.

AI girlfriend encouraged man to attempt crossbow assassination of Queen

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: So, this guy ...

Psychosis can result in hallucinations and dissociation from reality

So he's a member of the Tory party then?

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Convicted of Treason

he'd have been liable for life imprisonment

IIRC - treason is the only crime for which the death penalty can be applied..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: In Other News ...

Foul old Ron had a Thinking Brain dog

We had a rescue dog we nicknamed 'fould old ron' because of the quantity and 'quality' of stuff he found to eat/roll in/produce..

He was fed the same stuff as our other dogs but managed to produce farts capable of clearing a room sharpish. We could have rented him out to the police as a riot control measure except for the fact that, if asked to perform, he would stubbonly do the opposite.

Next to the dictionary entry for 'bolshie terrier', there's a picture of our old Jack.

(We think he might have been a corgi/JR cross. He certainly nipped enough to be a corgi cross..)

Musk in hot water with SEC for failure to comply with subpoena

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: There is a printer for that.

Doable for under £25m

If I had £25m I wouldn't be wasting it like that..

Elon Musk's ambitions for Starship soar high while reality waits on launchpad

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Getting people to Mars seems relatively easy

What sort of radiation shielding does Mr Musk's huge erection sport?

His ego. Proof against *anything*

You've just spent $400 on a baby monitor. Now you need a subscription

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Internet connected webcam monitors

Basically wide open, once you find the port that uPNP2 opens on the router.

Good luck with that with my network..

(No UPNP at all. Router has all the features turned off except for the PPPOE stuff and a static route to my firewall. Firewall blocks UPnP.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: "the sudden imposition of subscription fees"

This is why I will never have a "smart" house

I keep being asked by my energy provider when I'd like my 'Smart' meter fitted. They seem genuinely shocked when I reply "I'll only ever have one of those fitted if it becomes mandatory".

There's absolutely no benefit to me for fitting it ("but you can monitor your energy use and turn off devices when not needed" they wail - I already do that since the PV management [1] software measures incoming energy usage and, if a device is on, it's because it *needs* to be on).

They are an insecure mess that only benefit the provider.

[1] We have an old-style rotary electricity meter - as fitted in 1997. It's quite satisfying in the summer to watch it spin backwards as the PV system dumps power back into the grid. A unit costs us 32p at the moment but the best feed-in tarrif that I could find only offers 16p/unit. So it's more beneficial for use to retain the old style meter than get a smart meter with an export tariff.

Cisco warns of critical flaw in Emergency Responder code

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Good to see developers following the textbook.

For once..

X confuses the masses by removing all details from links

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: "She has to get Musk out," an unnamed banker from one of X's lenders said

that they desperately chucked billions at him

You owe the bank £500 - it's your problem.

You owe the bank £500 million, it's their problem..

Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

President Biden (and PM Sunak) must immediately institute American Shorthair and Cornish Rex countermeasures, otherwise we are all doomed!

I suppose that the Maine Coons are too lazy to bother helping?

(Next door has one. He's a big lad and can often be seen in their back garden, lying on his back, fast asleep in the sun..)

I wouldn't tangle with a Norwegian Forest cat though. The size of a Maine Coon but with *attitude*

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

I was recently introduced to the joy of cat ownership

[Sucks teeth]

How cute - he still thinks he 'owns' the cats.

[Aside to room]

That won't last long..

(Been around cats all my life except for the 3 years between starting Polytechnic and getting married and buying our own house. First thing we did was get some kittens. My wife had never lived with cats before but now, 35 years later, she wouldn't be without them. But, oddly, she seems to prefer black cats to the more rational choice of tortoiseshells and gingers.)

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: "their cat jumped on the keyboard"

Also on the positive side, while the cat is busy coding you can take a cat nap.

I'd be more worried about *what* they are adding to the code.. Subliminal messages? "You must feed the cat immediately". "Tuna is proper cat food" "Spend all you money on the cat, not yourself"

Or, more worryingly, code backdoors that let the cat control things from afar.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Won't someone think of the rodents?

Norton Commander/PCTools

I install Midnight Commander on any linux box/VM I own. And on my Macs.

Norton Commander of one of *the* great PC tools of the 1990s

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: cat /dev/null

But was it a sudo cat?

No - was a real one..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

They are the spawn of the Devil, after all

[Sucks teeth]

I'm reliably informed that Old Nick learnt all his tricks from a cat. So it's probably t'other way round.

It's time to celebrate the abysmal efforts to go paperless in the NHS

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

medical exchange message formats. Pick one, preferably one that's extensible

This was what the Spine was *supposed* to do. But being outsourced as it was, there was no incentive for the outsourcer to do a proper job as they knew that the gravy train would keep on delivering..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Of course

My theory is the NHS is too big to manage

The NHS as you fondly imagine it doesn't exist. The is no *National* health system except for the budgetary reasons that the DoH funds most of it.

Each local region does their own thing. Some Trusts essentially are outside the local region and so essentiall do their own thing. The result is a patchwork of often-incompatible systems (even using different paper forms that record some of the same data but omit other bits and add their own fields.

Which makes creating an overarching system virtually impossible because no two regions/hospitals can agree about what each screen/input dialogue *has* to have.

And guess where this all started? Yep, it was Magiies lot who essentially decided that local autonomy was best, even if it (effectively) broke up the NHS. Guess what - public funding and "supply and demand" are two very different opposing things. "The market" is remarkably bad at making sound and ethical decisions because it panders to the lowest of impulses - the desire to make money at all costs. Look at the current situation the NHS is losing record numbers of trained doctors and nurses because it won't pay the market rate for those skills.

Similar to why outsourcing IT is such a bad idea. You replace 10 people that know what they are doing and know the environment with 3 overworked distant people who know neither any in-house technology nor how things hand together.

Which is why we took our infrastructure management back in-house and *actually* manage to get stuff done with a high degree of competence, unlike how it was before we brought it back in-house.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

NHS number would be perfectly cromulent too

Our local hospital (GWH) uses their own 'hospital number'. I'm sure it's linked to my NHS number somewhere but all the front-line staff use the hospital number.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Couldn't they just have one piece of paper with basic information and a bar code or QR code to scan

You wear a wrist-band with your name DOB and other essential info on it. I seem to remember there's a QR code as well - not that anyone ever scanned it. And all the medication runs and regular blood pressure tests, the first thing they asked me was my name and date of birth.. Which would seem to make the wristband redundant. I suppose it might be useful if someone passes out or is unresponsive though.

And it's clear that, in a less well-run ward, the staff don't even know the basic medical info of the patients - my first stay in hospital, when I was nil-by-mouth, I wasn't offered a drip (as is mandated for t2 diabetcs) and I had to go into a hypo and press the emergency button for them to actually fit me with one.

The second stay (3 weeks later, after the infection that the first stay had failed to clear out had already eaten my thumb cartilage and one of tendons attached to the thumb joint) they were much better. Had the proper intake assessment (no - he's fully mobile, doesn't need bed sore mitigation, can take himself to the loo) and the fact that I'm T2 diabetic on DMARDs[1] was properly put into my notes.

[1] Disease modifying antirheumatic drug - something that suppresses the immune system to hopefully damp down psoriatic arthritis. I stopped taking it when I went into hospital with an acture infection from a cat bite. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disease-modifying_antirheumatic_drug

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Paperless? Don't make me laugh..

In my recent incaceration in hospital, the only people who didn't use paper were the people coming round to ask what we wanted for food that day. *Everyone* else used paper.. (blood pressure, blood glucose, bed sore check - all noted down on paper. And, given the legibility (or otherwise) of most of the writing I would *seriously* doubt whether they would bother to digitise it..)

In fact, looking at my complete medical record, most of the readings never got that far. I suspect that, on discharge, a lot of it probebly got shredded or burnt.

FEMA to test emergency alert system US-wide today

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: My only question is WHY?

Unfortunately, I'm sitting less than 20km from _that_ mountain

I'm in north Wiltshire - with a big Army camp about 20km to the south and RAF Fairford about 20km to the north (and MOD Lyneham about 6km away)...

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: My only question is WHY?

leaving people to deal with the consequences of weapons that went off far enough away

If you ever want to get thoroughly depressed, read Neville Shute's book "On the beach". Set in the aftermath of a full-scale nuclear war as people in Australia her the foreign radio stations shut down one by one as the radiation comes closer and closer.

It's a book where it's futile to expect a happy ending.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Can't turn it off

got a sudden hunger for brains brain brains

If you are in Washington D.C. you might have to work hard to find food..

Microsoft introduces AI meddling to your files with Copilot in OneDrive

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: New features from Microsoft?

First thought: How do we turn them off or use third party software to disable them?

If it's the CoPilot adverts that get jammed into the top of emails that contain any non-domain adresses, you can't.

Yes, we've complained to Microsoft. They didn't even bother sending us a boiler-plate response.

Ex-Microsoft maverick takes us on a trip through vintage Task Manager code

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

a dislike of OS/2

Disqualifies you from being a *proper* techie..

Windows beating OS/2 is the clearest example of marketing beating functionality that I can think of. I blame IBM *and* Microsoft.

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

No, I'm not having a good day.

It could be worse - you could have been suffering Excel-overload while prepping for Cyber Essentials..

$17k solid gold Apple Watch goes from Beyoncé's wrist to the obsolete list

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: No doubt

buy a vintage mechanical watch

I've inherited 3 Victorian pocket watches (all came with a chain :-) ). Sadly, I very rarely wear a suit or waistcoat these days so don't get much opportunity to use them.. And one of them (inherited from my Dad) is huge and weighs down the weskit pocket a bit too much. Still, it came with the original velvet-lined case/stand so it can be used as a (small) mantel clock. The others came from my wife's grandparents - a mans pocket watch and a more highly decorated ladies watch. I use the mans watch when I wear a waistcoat.

I *like* clockwork clocks.. (we also have an old car clock - A Watford 409 from the 1920's/1930's that my wifes' great-grandfather had mounted into a stand - he owned a garage in Plymouth).

I also have an Apple Watch. Horses for courses..

Apple blames iOS 17 bug for overheating iPhone 15 woes

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Camera app

The same with 12 Pro

Not with mine. But then, it's in a proper case that protects the buttons from accidental presses..

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Would be a credible explanation...

. if upgrading your iPhone 14 to iOS17 would also result in the same overheating effect

Hardware is significantly different between the two phones.

Outlook's clingy 'reopen last session' prompt gets the boot

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Perpetual Office

Office is already a nightmare.

And now Outhouselook has stared putting an advert for Co-Pilot at the top of emails that come from any domain that's not ours..

Annoying isn't the word for it - especially as we are already paying through the nose for Office 360365

Techies at Europe's biggest council have 8 weeks to pull finance reports from Oracle system

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Would be nice if Oracle stepped in

Oracle have professional services? Shocked!

Probably have the same relationship with "professional" and "service" as the Holy Roman Empire did to "Holy" "Roman" and "Empire"..

(That is to say 'none' according to Gibbon)