Anyone got any suggestions what the purpose of the "Pre wet" button might be , aside from ruining test equipment?
Posts by Prst. V.Jeltz
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How to destroy expensive test kit: What does that button do?
Swooping in to claim the glory while the On Call engineer stands baffled
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
I've never liked that expression. It barely makes any sense.
When you've eliminated the impossible , theres a boatload of possible things remaining so you're no nearer your answer.
I usually start my diagnostic procedures by writing off the impossible from the start.
Maybe if I eliminate everything thats possible I'll go back and start looking at the impossible , but usually the answer presents itself well before all possible solutions have been exhausted.
Its no surprise Dirk Gently was a fan of this method , given his predilection for creative invoicing.
Re: Hey Rob!
Ive done same. my Supra used to crank for a lot longer than i thought was necessary before starting , and after trying a variety of things , new crank position sensor included , it turned out the starter was worn and was cranking too slowly!
Not slowly enough for me to notice , but slowly enough to confuse the ecu!
BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?
brilliant
as always.
some excellent turns of phrase in this one:
"5G?" the PFY asks – at which point I feel the urge to object that he's leading the witness.
OK. So Big Data's manufacturing these nanobots which are very tiny. And what, they distribute them to all the vaccine companies for inclusion in their vaccines? Or do they just do it at the doctor level?
I fear we may be drifting into the PFY's own personal minefield of paranoia. However, it's important to push forward.
I'd love to have this conversation with one of these loonies, although i fear patience would wear thin fairly quickly
Crypto for cryptographers! Infosec types revolt against use of ancient abbreviation by Bitcoin and NFT devotees
China to crush secondary market providing forbidden gaming accounts to kids
Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains
Re: "Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"
here's a separate slot for coin cells
at the tip?
I find it incredibly difficult to recycle because whiout exception the staff will find a problem with the stuff i want to recycle , or the vehicle im trying to do it in.
Usually under the banner of "Trade waste! cant dump that"
and yet domestic Joe can bring his people carrier EVERY week, chock full of last weeks brand new ikea shit , dump it , and head off to ikea to buy new shit .
I turn up every couple of years with waste oil from 3 or 4 car oil changes and suddenly i'm some kind of commercial waste charge avoiding fly tipping criminal !
Re: "Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"
maybe there should be laws / industry standards for a variety of sizes of battery , all uniform and easy to recycle.
kinda like the old aa, aaa , d-cell whatever system
Its a bit silly at the moment that all the power tools compaines have different shaped batterires.
Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media
Things that are not PogChamp: Amazon's Twitch has its source code, streamer payout data leaked
BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine
Re: A little power
The laptop should be named after the tag,
people who give ,e.g, science dept computers hostnames like "IsaacNewton" are asking for trouble.
so a Echo %computername% or at a push a win+pause will sort you out.
Its be worse if the tag was visible when laptop open , because then when working normally - on a docking station with real screens you'd have to open it , and it would freak out when you closed it again.
...dont get me started on tagging mobile phones.
I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key
are you sure (y/n)
This whole story is basically a version of when we turn away from one machine (patient) assuming it can get on with progressing some kind of repair based progress bar only to come back after the estimated time to see that it popped up a "are you sure" or other stupid question.
The absolute WORST example ive seen recently is the "log out" button on banking websites.
Whats the greater risk?
a) The user has pressed log out and that wasnt what they wanted to do , neccessitating an "are you sure?"
b) The customer presses log out and fucks off , leaving the machine unattended in the cyber cafe for the hovering shoulder surfer to pounce on a subbornly NOT logged out Machine!
it beggers belief.
i cant imaginr how much money is being stolen this way.
I'm looking at YOU Santander!
It's the end of the world as we know it, and we should feel fine
We've fixed the problems. Not all of them, but the standards are settled, the memory and compute are more than adequate, the graphics as good as our eyes, and the software does what it's told. Like the dog chasing the car, now we've caught up and we're puzzled about what to do next.
Well , looks like we've finished!
hurrah , everyone can have the afternoons off now
Start or Please Stop? Power users mourn features lost in Windows 11 'simplification'
Re: Widgets!
trouble is with customising all that shit is , you have to do it on multiople computers ,
then one one needs a rebuild , then you get a new one ,
or you borrow someones pc , or go to it to fix it
then they change the fking OS again ..
i just dont bother customising or id be continually doing it
Re: Soorry, no
yes , i was really delieghted when the task bar , both at home and at work decided to start broadcasting news and weather at me a couple of weeks ago.
its especially great when it produces a massive empty grey rectangle that covers the screen and wont move or go away until its decided what the temperature is at wherever it thinks i am.
Never Knowingly Underborked: Double trouble at Southampton's John Lewis
Breaking Bad or just a bad breakpoint? That feeling when your predecessor is BASIC
Please, no Moore: 'Law' that defined how chips have been made for decades has run itself into a cul-de-sac
In the '80s, satellite comms showed promise – soon it'll be a viable means to punt internet services at anyone anywhere
Ah, I see you found my PowerShell script called 'SiteReview' – that does not mean what you think it means
Re: help?
My scripts dont need a /help or a /? because if you havent put the right parameters in the help comes up rather than an attempt at execution.
I try to think of all the things a user might do wrong , but i dont think i'd have seen this one coming.
what would you have had him put in his get-help section?
"not for porn sites" ?
Roger Waters tells Facebook CEO to Zuck off after 'huge' song rights request
How many remote controls do you really need? Answer: about a bowl-ful
Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries
Apple is happy to diss the desktop – it knows who's got the most to lose
Re: "Apple is, after all, the professional’s platform"
Apple is for the people who work on making things look good
yeah , but its still a mystery to me why.
its not like a mac does anything a windows machine cant do.
in 1993 yes , but times have moved on a little since then.
The only thing about the situatution thats the same is the price differential.