Posts by samzebra

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

Sounds like someone isn't getting enough attention, and/or needs a nap.

Google confirms Gulf of Mexico renamed to appease Trump – but only in the US

So sad

Google sucking up to the man. Revolting

Adios, accountability: X to hide 'likes' for everyone this week

Huh... people still use that?

VMware giving away Workstation Pro, Fusion Pro free for personal use

Vaporware

FREE, but "down for maintenance" when you try to download...

Future Roku TVs may inject tailored ads into anything and everything when you pause

What incredibly stoopid way to kill a good product.

HP print rental service seeks more users to become subscription addicts

what a steaming pile of ...

This just screams to me 'Buy a non-HP product'

What's next? Surge pricing?

Idiots.

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

AI is a lie

It will be revealed that most, if not all AI apps are really just a telnet session to a terminal in a datacenter where a guy types out his best guess.

Red Hat strikes a crushing blow against RHEL downstreams

RedHat... er... IBMHat is the new Oracle...

Behold, Eclipse's open-source software defined vehicle project

Based on M$ products in Ford vehicles in the past...

IT WILL SUCK

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

Evil Inc

Zuck seems like a Doofenshmirtz

Microsoft ups the ante with fix-fixing patch that leaves some Windows Server 2008 machines unable to boot

Easy Fix!

install Linux CD, power up and install...

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

The Don

Do me this favor. I won't forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor.