7 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Sep 2015
At a secret meeting Sony and Talk Talk proudly show off their most advanced security systems: the eyeCamera and Biff Knucklehead.
Giving your loved ones a crummy netbook off eBay for Xmas will lead to them taking dangerously extreme measures to be a happy poser. Don't do it!
Ear 'ere!
Egos were getting out of hand at the American drone control centre.
Unsurprisingly, climate control bra turns out to be fanless.
Sergei knew it was time for more storage when his "waiting for the missus to a) put on make up, b) choose what to wear, c) any of the other frequent reasons she gave" log reached humungous proportions.
Stacey had asked for 6TB but all she got was 1 Killer Bite...