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"Stranded in the wilderness. Lost with no shelter, food or water. Just these VR headsets to help us."

"That's the last time I'm letting you pack our camping gear."

"Are we still in the game? I can't tell...didn't I already take off my headset? I can't seem to remember; I don't know what's real and what's not anymore!"

"Hang on a minute, let me check; *hmmm, twice the size, so.....*"

"Yeah, we're still in the game dude."

"I thought I'd lost my legs! Oh thank God they're still there!"

"Hey, I've got wood!"

"Yes, lots of trees around here."

"No, I meant..."

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Even with following guides on the Internet, Jesus never could get that Vulcan greeting right.

..and on the seventh day, God realised he'd spent the last seven days reading status updates and pretending to run a farm.

"...AND LET THERE BE LIGHT! Damn this screen glare is terrible!"

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"I am a meerkat."

"Don't be so hard on yourself."

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Signs you've played too much Minecraft no. #8:

"Arrghhh! I thought they only attacked during the nighttime!?"

"I'd had to leave the relative comfort of the underside of the toilet seat, just to get away from the smell. She just grimaced, shuddered a little and then I heard another ripper, louder than the first. Beans man. Some people can't handle their beans."

"... and that was her reaction when she saw me, how was I to know she meant a different kind of web crawler? Still, once she saw what I could do when it came to multitouch, well, there was plenty of pinching and err...sliding, if you know what I mean! *wink w-wink, w-w-wink wink wink* Come the end of the night I was definitely her 'Dreamweaver'; if the webs' a rockin' don't come knockin' ..."

Jenny was starting to think that having eight eyes was giving Brian a distinct advantage in their starring contest...